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Im honestly in disbelief of how clumsy I am. Like a honest to god, genuine, danger to myself.

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Would you consider yourself a clumsy person?

Yes

Not any more, but I used to be

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

No Luck today Luffy x Oc

Nickname included as Je, which you can replace as your own. and as always, female magician.

Have fun!

Sun not even rising above the horizon, the crew still sleeping. You and Luffy were sleeping in your room, you loosely hugging him, head resting on his chest as he snored. "ma meat", he grumbled in his sleep, defending his precious meat. Eyebrows furrowed and looking grumpy, he slung his arm around you a couple of times, whining before turning around, taking you with him. "WHA!", you suddenly woke up, only to make contact with your floor, groaning.

"mmh?", Luffy opened his eyes, next to him empty as "Je?" "Down here...", you said and your boyfriend looked down before bursting out into laughter, your face still pressed against the floor.

"What are you doing there?!", he laughed louder before he saw his wrapped arm around you. "Oh, oops. Shishishi", snapping it back, you supported yourself against the matrass. "It´s 4 in the morning. Thank you", you said. "Sure...now I´m hungry", Luffy fell back against your pillows, whining. Taking his hat, you pressed it onto his face as you went over to your dresser to change your clothes.

"Where are you going?" "Well, since you woke me up, I can also take over now", stating, you walked out to see Zoro. "Already up?" "Your best friend threw me onto the ground", you admitted and he gave you an amused smirk. "Is that so" "Yes. But not kicking no. Like a ragdoll, face plant!", you admitted. "So why up now?" "first, I´m awake now, second, Luffy would constantly laugh now at my misery, you know it"

"True. I go sleeping now", said the swordman with a yawn. "Be my guest. Breakfast?" "Yeah, sure", you both went your ways, you into the kitchen.

Standing behind the counter, you looked at Sanjis plan. Since you were awake now, you could at least help prepare, as you did. "Sanji? You´re already up?", Luffy peeked through the door. "Nope. Just me. I help preparing", you admitted to your boyfriend, who sat down by the counter, looking at you...pardon, starring.

"Ok, what you want?" "Hot choco", beaming, he hummed happily, making you sigh. "Ok", bending down for a small pot, the door slammed open. "LUFFY!", Sanji screamed and you jerked up, head hitting the underside of the counter full force.

"MY HEAD!", you shouted and held your head, pot in hand as you rose up, Luffy laughing again.

"Ah! Oh my Goddess, I deeply apologize for screaming and scaring you! Are you ok?", Sanji was directly by your side, taking your hands, after he stood the pot down. "Yes, yes. Sturdy wood. You scared me Sanji" "I humbly apologize, my beloved! Sit down, I make you something as an apology", with big Puppy eyes from Sanji, you agreed, sitting next to your captain.

"Ah, did you prepare breakfast already?" "That what I could", you admitted, touching your head. "Should I get Chopper?", Luffy leaned in. "No no, Lu. It´s already Fading, don´t worry. But thanks" "Ok!"

Breakfast was chaotic as usual, talking and laughter from everyone as you ate your potion, sneaking your boyfriend food when Sanji didn´t look. At one point, Luffy stretched his arm under the table, wanting to snatch something but came out between Nami and Robin.

Nami, drinking hot coffee, screamed as she saw Luffys hand, jumping away, and her coffee poured all over you. "Oh Goodness! I didn´t meant to! LUFFY! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!", she screamed at him. "What?! You did it!", he argued back before Nami smacked him. "Are you ok?!", Chopper came to you, as you smiled, looking up.

"Whoever is up there, why? Just...why?", you groaned, looking at Chopper. "I´m fine. Just the good coffee gone to waste" "I´m so sorry! Seriously. Please", Nami looked apologetic to you. "Don´t fret, Nami. Accidents happen. But now, please excuse me, I go now"

It was later, freshly bathed and clothed, that you came into the kitchen to see Luffy and Sanji argue, a plate in Sanjis hand, foot in Luffys face, while he stretched his arms, a knock, and the spaghetti knocked over, pasta and souse over your head, and onto your white top.

It was deadly silent in the kitchen, both boys looking at your freshly ruined self. Luffy came to you, taking a few spaghettis from your hair and eating them. "mmh, yummy" "ASSHOLE!", Sanji kicked him out of the kitchen in one go.

"Fuck my Luck today", you simply said, turning to leave. "But, Je-" "It´s ok, Sanji", you simply said and went back to the bathroom, too tired to even knock, you just entered.

"AHHHHH!!!", screaming, you saw Usopp and Chopper. "Aye, sorry you two" "Are you bleeding?!", Chopper went hysterical. "No No. Spaghetti, that happened" you admitted. "I come in after you. Sorry about that", you turned around, not seeing the soap under you, as you stepped on it, slipping behind and your head crashed full onto the edge of the bathtub, vision going black instantly.

when you woke up, you saw your worried captain next to you. "Ugh, what happened?" "You slipped and smashed full force on the bathtub. Chopper and Usopp went hysterical when they saw all the blood...", he went quiet, squeezing your hand.

"Luffy?" "Chopper said, thanks to your self heal the wound wasn´t fatal...but-" You pulled him into a big hug, him directly hugging back. "I´m sorry that I scared you" "mmh! You clutz!" "...I ignore that", you admitted and he laughed a little.

"who even dressed me?" "Robin. I wanted to but Nami kicked me out. She acts like I never seen you naked before" "She was just making sure sanji and Brook would not sneak it. You´re quite oblivious to that" "...Oh! Shishishi!", he gave you his signature sunshine smile.

"May I sleep with you tonight? I promise I won´t kick you out" "Even if you did, I could never be mad at that. I´m so weak by you", you tapped his nose and he leaned in to kiss yours. "You´re simply the best" "I try to be"

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She is beauty...

She is not grace....

She'll trip and twist her ankle on a pinecone in the driveway

#clutz #accident prone