Since you created them; who is more scary? Risk Marinette or coffenitte?
Riskinette is a near eldritch entity as far as we can figure, whose abilities cannot be fully explained as either magic or logic. She will appear anywhere and anywhen in an instant when unwittingly summoned in order to play a really long and involved board game she seems to be physically incapable of losing. She will wholly and utterly trounce her opponents regardless of the turn order, starting roles, or any handicaps. Some say she’s omniscient and knows what moves you will make before you play them. Some claim she was present at two or more games at the same time. She breaks the laws of physics, the laws of probability, and laws of chance. All to play a game.
Coffeenette is an absolutely normal teenage girl— or would be if she weren’t also a superhero. She just happens to have a caffeine addiction.
Yes, Coffeenette is scarier.
Riskinette is simply an odd being who wants to play a game with you. Other than the freakiness of her sudden appearance and her supposedly infinite win streak, she’s pretty benign. A bit spooky but harmless. There’s no known price or consequence to playing a game with her or any general interactions. Losing to her only results in a bit of hurt pride and some experience on techniques or even a few pointers. Declining to play will disappoint her and make her leave. The only insanity-inducing effect comes from attempts by certain parties to make sense of it all or calculate the probabilities of this phenomenon as they attempt to rationalize what cannot be explained.
Coffeenette will be a bit funny and cute until she absolutely eviscerates you.
One minute you see her walk into walls or take a full minute to recognize someone is trying to interact with her or glomp onto Adrien when he somehow gets around Alya’s coffee ban and brings her a cup of happiness.
The next minute, someone said or did the wrong thing and she tears them down. Swiftly and brutally.
If she doesn’t crush your soul, she will crush your bones.
She would take over the city if left sleep deprived and denied coffee long enough. Then give it up if offered a thermos of freshly brewed roast. They say she once conducted a heist for a certain ice cream vendor’s limited edition espresso ice cream after he denied her any because it “didn’t match her soulmate”. Another claim is that she held Mayor Bourgeois’s sash for ransom to get his stash of rich imported coffee.
No one knows for sure. All we know is that Riskinette is okay while Coffeenette is not to be trifled with.
