sum. Your boyfriend posted about you on reddit. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷
tw. NSFW ON KIDDS PART! Fluff overall!
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a/n. Im sorry for so late uploads, i got sick once again😭😭😭 // Do not translate or transfer any of my works, this is my only account (exp. AO3) will not be cross posted anywhere else. // Masterlist
r/NSFW Eustass.Kidd
I (25 M) fucked my girlfriend (24 F) so hard that i had to get her into the hospital to get a medical treatment on her cervix.
The doctors told us that everything was wounded up inside her and it looked like she got abused from her lacked of walking, we had to get police involved in our house to investigate what had happened and found the dildo i used on her and it was examined on their lab for any contaminated illness.
My girlfriend refuses to see me from how bad her state had gotten and the police interogated me to make that everything was okay at home. My best friend had gotten involved from how bad my girlfriend couldn't walk and had to assure that I wasn't abusing anyone to the police, it took 3 days for them to fully give out on the case.
My girlfriend had been discharged from the hospital 2 days ago and she still refuses to talk to me, i got her flowers for apology and her favorite food as an apology. She told me that she could take all of me in bed and now everything just went downhill since i got out of control in her.
Now everyone of my friends teases me about what happened and they laughed me off every time they see me, Reddit what should i do?
Comments;
Her problem dude, she said she could take it!
You're at fault for taking her word at all.
➣ Eustass.Kidd replied: fuck off single mf.
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r/girlfriends Msxr.Kill
My girlfriend (24 F) and I (26 M) have been dating for almost 5 years now, tomorrow will be our 5th anniversary and I'm planning to propose to her, but the problem is I don't know how. My brain can't take so much ideas so much and my friends aren't helping me at all.
My girlfriend is the most precious person ever, and i believe she deserves the best in the world. My ideas can't convince me enough that they're good for her, and what if she doesn't like it and rejects me? I don't want that. I asked her bestfriend on what places she especially loves, and I was told to take her on an aquarium proposal.
I don't know what to do and my girlfriend is making me all nervous around her as well, i need help ASAP.
Comments;
Eustass.Kidd: Just tell her to marry you wtf
➣Msxr.Kill replied: You're not helping at all Kidd.
Heat_er: You suck at planning lol.
➣Msxr.Kill replied: Heat I don't wanna hear that from you, you don't even have anyone to love.
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r/AITA Dr._Trafalgar
Am i the asshole for kicking out my girlfriend from my office?
I, (26 M) kicked my girlfriend (24 F) out of my office because she knocked off all the papers off my shelves and dragged me out forcefully. Now she refuses to talk to me and it's been 2 days. My friends told me that i was the asshole and was wrong for kicking her out.
But the thing was those papers were almost 592 pages and i only ended up finding 578 of them, now my girl moved to her friends house and absolutely doesn't answer my calls or text messages.
Her friends texted me that i was the asshole for not spending time with her and paid attention all to myself only not her needs, the papers were worth so much that i could feed her and let us both live together financially, and now i was forced to redo all 592 pages in A WEEK.
so am i the asshole?
Comments;
Your.name: Yes yta🙄
➣Dr._Trafalgar replied: get your ass home.
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r/girlfriends Chef_Sanjii
My girl is the best in the whole wide world, she's do beautiful, so pretty, so perfect, and every thing she does hypnotizes me. Her beautiful nature makes me inlove with her more every second, her intelligence for everything makes her so special, she is not like any other women ever.
In fact, she is the best in the whole whole world. Not only does her pretty face shine in the darkness, but the way her body sways when she walks or does something is so majestic. I'm so lucky to have such a girlfriend like this, and i know that she will always love forever.
The way she interacts with even the smallest things are cute, in fact all of her is cute. The way her hands hold something and it shows that her body is perfect in every inch. She's none like others, no one can ever EVER compare to my girl, one day i will marry her and see her on the aisle and i wouldnt be able to hold my tears as she walks in a wedding dress.
Her facial features resembles a goddess, she trurly is flawless. No matter what anyone says, she'll be the most MOST perfect woman in the whole entire world. I love love her so much, she's the best that ever happened to me. Her love melts me warm and her words make me putty on her hands.
It's safe to say that she too, loves me, and that our relationship definitely is mutual. Love her so much.
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r/wifey Kuz._an
My wife's cooking is terrible but I don't wanna tell her that and destroy her feelings.
My wife and I had been married for almost 9 years now, she cooks for me daily ever since we have moved in together. Her cooking used to be good, but for some reason it tastes like burnt ketchup over burnt cheese. It looks appealing to look, but the tastes seems to be missed.
Her seasonings are full of bell pepper and black pepper, it terribly sucks. I love my wife to the fullest, but when it comes to her cooking, It feels like I'm on a prison cell. I'm sorry My Love, it's the truth.
Comments;
Unknown: Being honest is his forte.
Unknown: COMMENT DELETED
Unknown: Atleast your wife tries.
Unknown: COMMENT DELETED
Summary* quite literally the title, embarrassing things that happen during the do.
Warnings* NSFW
Note ✉* ~ I feel sadz ong😵💫 || MORE FOR LAW AND THE OTHERS LOLZ // do not translate, transfer, or reform. This is my only account (exp. Ao3), will not be crossposted in any other platforms. // Masterlist // PART 1
❝ TRAFALGAR LAW ❞
—Back when you asked him to try out toys with you and he agreed, when the toys arrived he immediately disagreed and demanded a refund from the seller because apparently you ordered those 20 inches dildo's and he gave you real scolding afterwards. (Its not exactly DURING the deed but..) [-373 Aura]
—WHEN he insisted that no one would hear you in his office because no one was currently on the ship since he sent them on an expedition and Shachi bursted on the door making you guys scream in shock. Law panicked and accidentally roomed you outside the ship, IN THE SEA NAKED.
❝ EUSTASS KIDD ❞
—Back when he invited Killer on a threesome, then when it came to the bedroom the two of them decided to fight on who's going inside your puss puss and Killer called Kidd 'selfish' because he already felt you before and they decided to have a battleground in your room.
—When you were riding him so fast that you accidentally slipped of the bed taking him with you on floor and you twisted your foot. [-210294844 aura😥]
❝ AKAGAMI-NO SHANKS ❞
—He asked Benn what position he should do to you, INFRONT OF YOU, and he recommended helicopter style. 'What the fuck'. (Not exactly DURING the thing but😭😭)
—When you were away from him at the time since you had to take care of a mission and you got a call from Benn that Shanks needed to speak to you, his dick got stuck on your teddy bear's thread and almost cut his circulation off. (☹️)
❝ SABO ❞
—You both agreed to use a condom for safety purposes, unfortunately, the size you bought was a size bigger than his. During the deed he didn't realize it came off INSIDE YOU, so now you're in the hospital getting rid of the stuck condom. Advance Happy Father's Day, Sabo.
—Unknowingly, you two didn't notice that Koala was in the same room as you guys while she slept. In the middle of the session she screamed "SHUT UP" and jumpscared Sabo, causing his dick to have a tereible cramp and, (not suprisingly) rushed him in the ER.
·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰➳precis. What Stone Ocean characters post about you on reddit.·˚
·˚ ͟͟ tw. ehh, fluff I think? :3·˚
·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. i REALLYYY wanted to resume my reddit series, so i'd like to continue it on a diff fandom! Ermes' part is REALLY long LMAO.·˚ ༘₊·
·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰ contains. Jolyne, Foo Fighters, Ermes, Weather Report, & Anasui·˚ ༘₊·
r/girlfriends Greenjolyne
Hi reddit, IT'S MY GIRLS BDAY, what the fuck should I get her?
I know what she likes, her favorite food, and any of the other things that are her forte. But the thing is, IT DOESNT FEEL ENOUGH!!!! what the hell should I add? I only want the best for her and I don't know what I should get her, it's currently 12:08 AM rn, I ALREADY wished her a happy birthday and she's offline. I wanted to take her out to a restaurant but it doesn't seem enough at all [crying GIF]
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ghostlyporio 2h
You should get her something that makes her happy :)
| Greenjolyne 2h
I DONT KNOW WHAT MAKES HER HAPPY!!
yn.user 1h
anything makes me happy jolyne :)
| Greenjolyne 1h
HOW DID YOU GET HERE??? 😥
r/water ilovewater.ff
(Photo of half emptied water)
Dont you guys just love water? It makes me angry when I see people wasting their water just for fun! 🤬 They make me wanna kill them! Water is so precious dont they know?!?!? @yn.user you would protect water with me right!?
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weatherrep 6h
Couldn't agree more i guess?
| ilovewater.ff 4h
THANK YOU!!!
yn.user 5h
FF please put the phone down 😭😭
| ilovewater.ff 3h
No! I love promoting water equality🙂😚
miramira 1h
or you could mind your own business.
| ilovewater.ff 37m
how dare you threaten water!
r/galpal smack.ermes
I'm honestly new here, i wanna rant about my girl because shes so pretty.
Oh my goodness, where do I even begin? To describe the beauty of my girlfriend feels like trying to capture the infinite vastness of the ocean with a single drop of water. She’s beyond what words can express, but I’m going to try, because she deserves all the praise and admiration in the world, even if no combination of adjectives or metaphors can do her justice.
Let’s start with her smile. Her smile isn’t just a facial expression, it’s a force of nature. It’s like the sun breaking through a cloudy sky, or the first breath of fresh air after a storm. The way her lips curve upward—gently, yet with an undeniable warmth lights up everything around her, like a beacon in the dark. Every time she smiles at me, it feels like the entire universe pauses for just a moment, giving me the privilege of basking in that perfect, radiant glow. It’s a smile that has the power to melt the hardest of hearts, to soften the edges of even the most difficult days. I could spend forever just lost in the wonder of it.
And then there are her eyes. Oh, her eyes… they’re the most captivating thing I’ve ever seen. They’re deep, like pools of mystery that draw me in with every glance. The color shifts in different lighting—sometimes they’re a stormy grey, like clouds just before rain, and at other times, they’re a brilliant shade of green, sparkling with mischief and warmth. When she looks at me, it’s as if she sees straight through to my soul, but with so much kindness and understanding that it never feels invasive, only comforting. Her eyes, with all their beauty, hold a depth of emotion and intelligence that leaves me in awe. They can be playful one moment, intense the next, and every expression in them tells a story that I’m eager to be a part of.
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yn.user 23h
MY BABY!! you are the sweetest i love you so much!! this is so adorable i can cry to sleep 😭😭
| smack.ermes 22h
HOW DID YOU FIND MY ACCOUNT? THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
| yn.user 22h
No it's not, it's so cute i love you so much Ermes !! (Liked by smack.ermes)
GreenJolyne 20h
I figured you'd be here after I saw you on your phone for 30 minutes straight just typing. (COMMENT WARNING)
| smack.ermes 19h
blocked.
r/adventures weatherrep
(picture of the sky)
It's pretty nice to go out and drive around with you. @yn.user
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yn.user 9h
I enjoyed the view weather :) it's really cute, i also had lots and lots of pictures of us! i'm posting it >v<
| weatherrep 8h
i'm happy that you liked it.
| yn.user 8h
Next time i'm the one who's bringing you to dates! (Liked by weatherrep)
Imsexy.ana 7h
FUCK YOU TWO, YOU MADE ME A THIRD WHEEL AND A DRIVER?!?! HOW ABSURD! IM GONNA KILL YOU WEATHER. (COMMENT WARNING)
| weatherrep 6h
i hope you enjoyed the ride aswell.
r/girlfriends Imsexy.ana
My girlfriend is beautiful inside and out. Her smile lights up the room, and her eyes carry a depth that captivates me. Her hair flows effortlessly, adding to her natural grace. But it’s her kindness, empathy, and warmth that truly make her remarkable. She has a way of making everyone feel valued, and her love brings peace and joy to those around her. Her beauty isn’t just in how she looks, but in the way she makes the world feel brighter.
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yn.user 38m
Is this your way of saying sorry to ME?
| Imsexy.ana 37m
Of course, i'm sorry. Please open the house door, it's getting cold out here.
| yn.user 35m
Fine, but say sorry to my face.
| Imsexy.ana 34m
WILL DO, thanks for letting me in.
weatherrep 1h
Shouldn't of let him in.
| Imsexy.ana 37m
FUCK YOU WEATHER YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. (COMMENT WARNING)
·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. HEHE, i hope you guys enjoyed LMAO. First updating after 3 months again lolsz:>
summary* Title itself, embarrasing moments that happen with them during the do.
warnings* Smut
note ✉* ~ Do not transfer or translate, this is my only account (exp. AO3), will not be crossposted anywhere.// Masterlist // PART 2
❝ TRAFALGAR LAW ❞
—When he was so focused in making you cum that he couldn't hear anything but his own heartbeats, then all of the sudden he got jumpscared by an ant biting him and he smacked you wheen he was about to kill the ant off his shoulders. [HIS POV]
—When you sucked him off and his cum choked you, at first he thought it was hot and all, until you actually didnt stop coughing and he had to perform the heimlich maneuver on you to help you breath again. [YOUR POV]
❝ EUSTASS KIDD ❞
—When he let you top him for a day, he had his hands on you to guide you. Unfortunately he was 'guiding' you so fast that his arm cramped and he threw you against the wall in pain. [HIS POV]
—When you sucked him off and he finally came, one of his pubes got into your tongue so you open your mouth to rid of it and he immediately clamped your mouth shut and told you to swallow it. You had to explain it to him and you both kept laughing. [YOUR POV]
❝ PORTGAS ACE ❞
—He had to lie to Marco and say he was gonna be out of his room by Saturday to do 'missions' somewhere, which was absolutely fake. He just said that in order to shake him off and not bother you and him. Marco bursts in his room at Saturday while you two were fucking like wild hyenas and Ace accidentally slipped off the bed and hit his head once Marco slammed the door. [BOTH YOUR POVS😭]
—When he blew air into your pussy and you queefed while he was eating you out. [YOUR POV]
❝ SABO ❞
—You asked him to whip it out which got you two on the deed not knowing that Dragon was in the same room and he had to stop you two from doing shits that weren't included in the meeting. [BOTH YOUR POVS😢]
—When he got so excited during you two's first time and in the middle of sex he bursts into flames and accidentally gave you first degree burns. [HIS POV😭]
·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰➳precis. Passing out letters for the Jojo's!·˚
·˚ ͟͟ tw. ehh, fluff!! :3·˚
·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. This made me remember my high school shits back when i used to confess using love letters, enjoy! LMAO. Also maybe a bit modern kinda AU?·˚ ༘₊·
·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰ contains. Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno, Jolyne·˚ ༘₊·
Jonathan Joestar
All throughout the nice morning weather, Jonathan had already wished he had gone home earlier than he expected to. He's already knocked himself out almost completely in his school's table, earning a loud discipline from the teacher and had gotten himself in trouble for the rest of the day already. It was only 10:42 AM on Monday, not even half way through hell of this week. Not to mention Dio, was getting on his nerves recently and it just stresses him out.
It hadn't been too long since Jonathan had started talking to you against the school's hallways, everyday during lunch time it was packed with students from every corner and he used to resort it out with talking to you almost everyday on his free time. Yet he never failed to notice Dio always trying to pry his way into you two's relationship. Although Jonathan trusts you enough to know that his awful words wouldn't dig deep into your sweet heart, he couldn't help but feel slightly annoyed at the blonde.
What he failed to notice was how much words you lacked during your communication with each other, you already knew deep in your heart that you loved Jonathan in every other way, yet every time you try to make stance of it, it always just fails. Leaving you to resort out in writing your emotions on your journal every passing day. It eventually got so packed that you held an extra journal every time just in case you run out.
It's been 4 days, 4 days since you've started writing letter by letter that you planned on giving Jonathan, you couldn't hold your feelings any longer. You just had to take your emotions out to ease your feelings, even if it meant to get rejected.
You thought love is blind, whatever it meant just for you to really tell how much you love him. But little did you know that Jonathan does love you as well, he just couldn't find a way to fix through his routine and make small little letters and notes for you, especially when he had Dio pry over the smallest things around the house.
Right after you finished your letter, you wasted no time decorating it to the brim with cute little designs that matched Jonathan's personality and his liking.
Right after he received the letter he was in awe, all the emotions you poured into writing just for him dug right into his sweet heart and even started crying tears of joy. He had to be excused out of the classroom to pick himself out together.
He would 10000% keep all the letters you end up giving him and even returns you some of his hand-written letters as well. He has a little box full of your favorite color themes and he has already filled it with thousands of letter from you.
Would definitely send you long written letters that are atleast taller than him or you.
Joseph Joestar
You never knew which of his personality you fell for, but it definitely did NOT disappoint. Joseph was your senior back at school, but it didn't stop you two from getting as close as possible. It was almost impossible to match this MAN'S attitude, I mean have YOU seen how he's so sassy?
But one thing's for sure, he always had your back whenever you needed it. Joseph always figured out what you needed the most when you were even a bit under the weather. Everyday around with Joseph seems to be all fun's and laugh as he has such personality to take care of, he doesn't bother sneaking out from his class if it meant that he could find you and talk to you as your schedule is way different from his.
He'd throw a fit of rage, happiness, and sadness once he had gotten caught in his acts and he makes his way around it just so you wouldn't see him naturally so desperate. He drags his friend, Caesar all along his plans with you, you never seemed to mind but it made giving Joseph hints harder as Caesar always had him, just about a mile away.
Although, sometimes you get some alone times with Joseph, it never seemed enough. You'd get hard mixed feelings from his behavior and attitude that you wouldn't know what he feels about you, on a random sunny day he could be flirting with you all day until you gave in and sometimes he had the most unbearable dry attitude out of nowhere.
You never failed to resort your feelings to writing a bunch of heartfelt letters for him and keeping them sealed inside your little "PROJECT DO NOT TOUCH" box at home. Even if you had absolutely no problems in keeping your feelings all to yourself, sometimes it just reached it's peeked and it was too late to take back when you slid the hand-written letter to Caesar in order to give them out to Joseph.
His attitude would change from being playful to becoming flirty almost everyday ever since he got your letter, sometimes even beckoning Caesar to ask you more about your feeling to him in order to listen and take more of your words deep inside his heart.
He never lets his funny persona falter when with you, but at times, he tries to make everything funny that it gets everyone in the square to look at you two.
He intends to always keep your loving letters inside his closet and putting dates in each one he receives, although he's not the best in keeping items, he sometimes loses it and throws a tantrum until he finds it then. He brags all the recent letters he gets from you to Caesar and sometimes even Caesar would give up having him on hold for you.
Jotaro Kujo
You needed to atleast share a classroom schedule with him or have a stand to understand his stoic behavior. He never lets anyone see through his attitude and it was hard as hell to even get him to look at your direction. Luckily for you, you just had enough to make him look for a second at least. He never showed interest in what you put him up with but he's just always there.
He wouldn't make much communication with you but he was indeed a great listener, you never knew how you fell inlove with such a man but at times, you feel like he's all you need despite his lack of attention to you.
It would be better if you were a stand user so that you could really understand what he's going through completely, either way whenever you appear he shuns you away at times when he doesn't feel like speaking to anyone. (which is almost everyday). It's hard to catch up even a glimpse of his feelings or rather what he feels towards someone. Although you never gave up your feelings for him, you always have your journal to talk to when you feel like Jotaro has shunned you away way too many times.
Instead of having too much of sweet letters inside your little journal, it was filled with his little complaints of you and whatever he spoke to you with. He would never be open with you either way, but speaking to you on a random Tuesday does it, it doesn't matter if he simply tells you off or if he's just asking you to do a favor, either way you never really understood him.
Reaching out on him with your hand-written letters never seems to be the answer but yet you did it.
You wouldn't really catch a glimpse of his appearance throughout the first days you had given him your letter, in fact it felt like he would just shun you away.
Although he showed up next week in the hallway when you suddenly bumped on to him while in a rush, he would stare at you like you did something wrong to him before he told you that you didn't seem half bad for a person of interest and he just walked away.
He wouldn't really keep the letters you gave him, he would lose it right after placing it down somewhere and he doesn't even bother reading all of it. He already knew what was written either way as he experienced it a lot of times.
Completely denies his feelings for you.
Josuke Higashikata
Now, Josuke would most likely be the one to fall in love with you first, he simply just doesn't know about it. Although it is quite obvious that he likes you, you pretend to be blinder every time he drops of hints, just to make sure you never get his behavior blown up.
It's a win-win situation you would have with Josuke, although jealousy within loving him is required. He gets swooned over by girls in the day up to dismissal of school, and it's really frustrating. Even if he shows absolutely no emotions with them, it feels like you're competing with the world.
Frequent talks around the school OR going to school is heavily experienced between you two especially if you both live near each others house. He would drop you of your house door or simply knock on your door to walk with you to school, he hangs out with you in the corridor and even shares textbooks with you if you need it. Although he's the one who always needs to borrow your stuff, you never really cared as long as he returns it to you.
If you were in the same class schedule as him, oh boy, you two would be reported for chaos almost every morning on school grounds. He would end up getting seated at the other side of the classroom from you as you two always snicker around until the professor kicks you both out of the classroom.
Now, he swoons inside your bag like it was his whenever he needed a couple of notes to review for the incoming recitation and he just so happens to stumble upon a 'notebook' full of writing on it. He turns a few pages and ends up reading half way through your journal before you snatch it away from him all nervous, you were lucky enough that you never wrote his name in between the pages.
While it seemed all good to you, Josuke would indeed feel a wave of mixed feelings radiating from you until you clear up some things from him as you never really mentioned a name.
Come on, he would definitely keep everything you give him, notes? kept. Your little love letters? He already pinned it on his dashboard come on.
He tries his best to hand you out letters once in a while so that you could feel what he feels whenever you hand him sweet love letters.
Keeps his letter drafts out of reach from the naked eye as he feels really desperate in his letters whenever he opens up to you.
Giorno Giovanna
There is absolutely no doubt that Giorno would keep all your letters stored in the most important file documents as he wants it to be kept no matter the situation is. He would cherish everything you give him even if it were just small talks along with your laughter. He's always worrying about your whereabouts and your well being as his job could get both you and him in trouble.
Although if you were in an organization as well then he would swear to protect you no matter what happens, your safety is such a precaution towards him and he would do anything to protect you.
With that being said, It didn't take quite long for you to love Giorno, just a couple of weeks did the trick as he's literally so sweet. He already beat you into it as he recognized your feeling not even after a week of it happening, it definitely wasn't the best part but he took notice of how well kept you organized your drawers and always having your journal out during excruciating days, only to rant about your feelings about him.
He never pryed on your privacy and well expected that you would come around and tell him either way, not wanting to ruin your surprise. Always takes notice on your attitude changes whenever he's close, although it was quite obvious, he never gave out a hint that he already knew. It took you a full month to muster up the courage and give him a heartfelt letter when you taught your duties would be over, he already healed you way even before you realized.
I already said that he would 10000% keep your little love letters and would label them with sweet sticky notes ranging from the dates given and little summaries of its containts.
Designs little cupboards dedicated to your likings and keeps them out of reach. He cherishes and reads every single letter you hand him.
He gives you little letters on sticky notes that fits inside a wallet.
Jolyne Cujoh
Handing out letters inside a jail cell is quite tricky, but you have a few tricks up your sleeves. Meeting Jolyne in jail certainly isn't the greatest to ever happen but also the best to ever happen! Jolyne makes everything happen between the cells so that nothing happens to you.
When you acquired a stand, it only became easier to communicate with Jolyne, although it swoons a lot of trouble, it never made you regret anything. Going through bad days against your will with Jolyne really isn't what you're looking for in a relationship but whenever you two are with each other, theres just nothing bad that could ever happen.
Keeping notes and letters away from the guards eyes are always troublesome as it even requires bribing. When you do get a hang of it, it definitely seems way easier than it used to. Jolyne would read your letters when she gets caught up in a stressful activity that got her sent away (again), she admits that it really motivates her to get out and see you again.
Letters with Jolyne always comes in handy, doesn't matter if it's simply for communication or for your love feelings for each other.
She tries her best to keep it but somehow just loses it afterwards when she 'kept' it inside her underwear. (it fell whilst fighting)
You wouldn't really expect your duo with each other inside a jail cell to hold up..
·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. OKAY I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS WRITING HALF WAY THROUGH AND I KEPT ON ZONING OUT ON GIORNO'S PART AND I ALWAYS MISPELL HIS NAME AS GIORNA WTF MYGOD.
sum. Your boyfriend posted about you on reddit. 𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑻 PT1
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tw. Fluff & Crack! Slight nsfw on shanks part😭
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a/n. Im using my free time to upload my works, i hope its okay to have late uploads😭😭 // Do not translate or transfer any of my works, this is my only account (exp. AO3) will not be cross posted anywhere else. // Masterlist♥
r/AITA Swrdsmn.Zoro ⬆︎ 11.7k ⬇︎ 309
Am I the asshole for refusing to take my girlfriends map route?
My girlfriend loves to take me on a different of adventures throughout the world, her main favorites were taking simple walks that would eventually end up at the other side of the city. She drags me along with her always even if i had told her multiple times that it's too early to go for a walk. My girl, sets her alarm at 3am and wakes me up to go outside and walk with her.
About a week ago, she broke the news to ME, that she booked us a hiking trip. Me being myself, i usually laze around the house and get some sleep, so hiking isn't definitely my thing. But either way she bought us 2 hiking tickets up a snowy mountain.
When we had 4 days prior before setting out for hiking, she immediately drew a map from the place we were going. I admit that she is definitely good at drawing maps, but i studied them and absolutely got confused. I gave up on doing so.
We arrived to our destination and she immediately grabbed her map out of the bag, she tried pulling me to the right side of the mountain but there was a map hanging by the wall of the cabin shop saying that the left side is where the mountain hiking is located. I talked to her about it and she told me that the map they made is probably fake.
We got into a small argument and i parted ways with her towards the left side and i fot lost, I was reported as missing and a group of search party was launched to get me back, Now I'm back with my girlfriend's hold and she's mad at me for not taking her word. We talked to the cabin shop for the map route and found out that there was no such thing as a cabin back on the mountain.
Comments:
Chef_Sanji: yta, obvi your gf deserves someone better. ➣Swrdsmn.Zoro replied: I wasn't asking you
➣Chef_Sanji replied: Obviously you were, you posted this so you're asking everyone. (COMMENT WARNING)
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r/meat Straw_Luffy ⬆︎ 12.7k ⬇︎ 103
My girlfriend cooked me this today :D !
I'm absolutely thinking that she's better than @chef_sanji! Her cooking is so yummy i could eat all of this in just one bite🤤 THANK YOU SO MUCH @Your.Name !!
Comments:
Chef_Sanjii: IT LOOKS SO GOOD, GIVE ME SOME TOO YN-CHAN❤️❤️
➣Straw_Luffy replied: No way it's mine!
➣Chef_Sanjii replied: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
➣Your.Name replied to Chef_Sanjii: I will when we meet again! :D (Liked by Chef_Sanjii)
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r/wifey ItsmeShanks ⬆︎ 47k ⬇︎ 1.7k
—Attach photo of you
All night, all day, with clothes, naked, doggy style, missionary, full nelson, in public, in private, in bed, on the sofa, with toys, vanilla, piv, anal, boob job, hand job, fingering, masturbation, in the ship, on the floor, top to bottom, on sea, on land, on my face, on your tits, helicopter style, pegging, on camera, in front of everyone, in an alleyway, in the shower, standing up, sitting, laying down, bent over, no stopping, finishing inside, finishing outside.
@Your.Name
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Your.Name: WHAT THE FUCK SHANKS (Liked by ItsmeShanks)
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r/girlfriends Com.Acee ⬆︎ 113k ⬇︎ 12.3k
My girlfriend is so beautiful, she absolutely deserves the world.
Literally shes the best, I don't know what i even did to desrve her presence besides me, but im sos so thankful for it. Everyday i wake up next to her it feels like im blessed eith yet another peaceful and loving day knowing that everything is complete with her by my side.
She smells so good that it stays on my sense of smell, the way her fragrance litter her room and immediately smells like her once i enter is so peaceful and sweet. I absolutely love her perfume, i bought one of them to keep on my room and i spray tiny bits of it on me whenever she's not with me now.
I seldom carry her little gifts in my small bag whenever im away from her to remind me of her presence, her perfume never leave my hands. My shelves are filled to the brim with her godly scented perfumes, her perfume is wuite expensive yet it doesn't matter. Her little girts are kept in a glass covered shelf to ensure protection and will never be broken.
I love gifting her her favorite items and seeing the cutest smiles on her face, i really really wish to spend my eternity with her forever. @Your.Name i love you so much😭😭
Comments:
Your.Name: THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH
➣Com.Acee replied: ILYYYY❤️❤️ (Liked by Your.Name)
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r/Girlfriends MetalPipeLover_Sabo ⬆︎ 46.1k ⬇︎ 429
I need advice on where to take my girl on a date! D:
Any recommendations for places that's suitable for a date? I'm planning to propose to my dear girlfriend, we've been together for a solid 6 years and a half. We've talked about getting married and i think today is the day i propose to her. I can't think of any place thats perfect enough to do so.
Anything that would have a good view or maybe a little cute cat cafe beside it would be fine, I'm thinking of a little elegant theme..or maybe a little cute one? I really cant decide, i contacted my brothera but they couldn't take a single thing serious. Please actually take me seriously😭
My girl isn't that picky, but i myself think that what ever crosses my mind is simply not enough and that she deserves much better than what im thinking of, but of course i still need to atleast make the proposal romantic right?? 😭😭 Please give me recommendations, im absolutely desperate...
Comments:
Com.Acee: The grand canyon idk🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
➣MetalPipeLover_Sabo replied: ACE GET OFF MY COMMENT SECTION😞😞😞
Straw_Luffy: Take her where there's meat! :D
➣MetalPipeLover_Sabo replied: No that's not good enough.
Unknown: A flower field maybe lol? (Liked by MetalPipeLover_Sabo)
sum. an unknown substance had hit your face causing you distress, Law helped you rid of it.
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tw. sex pollen. office sex. rough sex.
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a/n. I love this trope and was kinda hoping to write it one day, which is this day!! Hope you guys enjoy :3 // do not translate or transfer to any other platforms, this is my only account, will not be crossposted anywhere. POLL DECISION.<33
As soon as the submarine resurfaced, you couldn't help but explore the newly discovered Island that was infront of your very eyes. Getting off the ship then walking to explore the forest like Island, you left trail remembrance of ribbons in each tree branches. While on your walk, you acknowledge all plant types that you come across of, such as tree's with various sizes, or various patterns of green, even small bushes that grew kinds of small red berries.
Walking around and distinguishing which berries or fruits are edible and poisonous, you come across a vine with a strange leaf and flower pattern, the flower being bigger than the vines itself, causing the vines to slowly give up on it. The flowers color hue was different, it was shaded a blackish red that faded into a greyish pink towards the middle. The vines were deep green colored and it grew thorns on it.
Curiousity took over you as you recalled all vines that you had studied on a book you had recently bought, most types of growable plants were there, but you certainly haven't come across this one. As you leaned your face closer to examine it, it's scent took over, the scent was flowery, sweet, and it reeked the smell of freshly cut grass.
Leaning your fingers through the vines, you touched the flower. As you tried picking it up, it squirted a pollen into your face, latching itself into your eye, causing you to scream at the sudden pain. As the others scream your name behind you, asking if you were okay. You had told them that something had just gotten into your eyes and that it wasn't such a big of a deal.
As the sun sets and the sky turns darker, you all had decided to call it a day and head back into the submarine before anything bad happens outside. Walking back behind several crewmates, you felt a burning sensation across your whole body, your mouth turned watery as heat pools between your legs. You had thought that you were just tired, or maybe even hungry and shrugged off the sudden feeling.
But as you make your way to your room, you felt the heat through your body again, rethinking about the way pollen had gotten into your eyes from the flower earlier, making you a tad bit concerned. You backed away from your room and proceeded to find your captains whereabouts to let him know what had happen. By the time you had catched him inside his office, you couldn't help but feel irresistibly horny.
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"So you're telling me that a powdery substance got into your face, and that now you feel like you're burning?" Law makes sure that he had heard you correctly as you identify all the details of what had happened earlier.
"y-yeah, and I'm telling you— it's getting worser." As you finished the sentence, your cheeks had grown an even more pinkish hue.
"..That isn't likely to happen, what type of flower- or vine was it?" Even more confused, Law had no idea of what vine nor flower you talking about, talk about bad day.
"Well, it had a blackish red color and a bit greyish by the middle, and— the vines were dark green.." You were such sweaty mess right now, it's taking such a huge toll on your personality, causing you to slighty hump the chairs edge as you urge yourself to masturbate under the table while consulting Law, or just fuck it and take Law right here in his office.
"Hmm, well you do have a book th—"
"Fuck it Law! Please, take me right here right now!" As you ball your fist onto your thighs, having your thoughts win, you felt a pang of embarrassment wash over you.
Law looked towards you shockingly, examining how your face was bright red, and how you were 'burning'. He finally understood what you were trying to ring up on his mind. It wasn't any type of regular pollen that had brushed through you, it had some sort of aphrodisiac on it, causing your behavior to be distressed.
"Come here." He gestured you towards his lap. You obeyed him and made your way infront of him, slowly lowering yourself onto his thighs.
You felt his hands hold your hips, wasting no time, he lowered your bottoms all the way towards your ankles. Unzipping his pants, he lowers it to his knees together with his boxers, freeing his semi-hard cock, giging it a few pumps to harden its current state. He positions your legs onto his arms, and slowly lifting you up.
He latches you towards his cock, your wetness being enough to lube both of you up.
"Are you sure?" Taking a moment to reassure that you'll be fine with this.
"y-yeah, please." You reassured him.
Satisfied with your answer, he decides to slowly move you on his cock, making you bite a moan out of your lips. He continued thrusting you onto him slowly, making sure that you'll be just fine on his hands.
"No— don't hold back, please!" You held his hands, which were holding onto your legs.
Law hesitates with your order, but gives in as he knows that with your situation right now, you'd probably need it. Without a warning, his grip tightens and he continues thrusting you onto his cock faster.
The harder you contain yourself from biting back your moans, you eventually give up, your lips swollen from your teeth biting against it, causing blood to form on it. You released a low moan, enough to be heard by Law, followed with a much louder one, as you get used to letting out noises for him to hear.
Law jolts as you released a stream of moans from your mouth, causing his dick to twitch inside you. Feeling his dick grow inside you, your moans increase volume enough for the whole room to hear. Law hugs your figure whilst still holding your knees and thrusted harder and faster inside you.
You felt heat rushing through you as you about to hit your edge, you warned him with your upcoming release and he nods in response. A bit later, you felt climax jolt onto you as you released on his cock, embarrassment pangs through you as you realized what you just did.
Law slows his pace and continues thrusting inside you, making you release shaky breaths and panting. Law didn't stop even when you had reached your climax, now you felt a second one coming through. His pace once again picked up, being faster than earlier.
"L-Law— i'm, c-coming again—" warning him with your upcoming orgasm again, his pace picks up once again— this time it felt like volts of light colliding, your skins producing noises that you sworn could be heard miles away, your moans being louder and clearer, it was obvious that he was close.
"m'close— (name).."
"i-inside me— please!" As his pace slows down, you felt his release deep inside you, it was warm, warm enough to feed the coldness of his office.
He removes you from him, his release dripping off your entrance.
"Better?" He was panting and out of breath.
"Yes, thank you—" You stood up while holding onto the table for dear life.
"We should get you cleaned up, especially your face, you wouldn't want that happening again do you?" He leads you into the bathroom and hands you a towel.
If it meant by Law fucking you like that, maybe you shouldve preserved that little flower that gave you trouble, right? Definitely.
sum. Forcing your boyfriend to adopt a new fuzzy friend into the household, maybe you've spent too much time with the fuzzy.
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tw. Fluff. Jealousy. Law's and Ace's a bit longer cause, favoritism.
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a/n. New writing style! We could never go wrong with loving fuzzy and cute animals!! Dont transfer or translate in any platforms,this is my only account, will not be cross posted anywhere! masterlist♡
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After joining the Heart Pirates and dating their captain, your number one entertainment is to soend time with Bepo and Law. While Bepo does feel embarrassed for your acts to him, you absolutely felt like he's a huge cuddly bear more than a scary one.
He even complained to Law himself that he should get you your very own fuzzy friend since you've bothered Bepo so much he couldn't face you anymore without getting embarrassed! Law, the asshole he is, refused to get you one.
You very much enjoyed the idea and pestered Law into getting you one yourself and have some dignity for Bepo, then, he finally agreed. You both visited a pet shop, and just with it's entrance you couldn't leave anymore. Inside were full of cute animals waiting to be adopted, you just wanted to take them all.
"(Name)-Ya, what about this guy?" He pointed and peeked into the small cage, and there, was a white fluffy kitty who has just woken up from its slumber. Yes, perfect! It looked so cute and cuddly! You already fell inlove with it just by looking! "Awh, look at how much she resembles Bepo!"
You both took her back, and upon your arrival you set her free in her new home, the sub.
For the past few weeks, your attention had been glued to your new friend, not wanting anything on your path. It was so bad you had more pictures of her than you and Law combined! And the way you trip because you watch her instead of where you were going.
Law on the other hand, was definitely not feeling it, he felt like the white furball just replaced him with everything! You shared a bed with her, she gets your attention, she gets to be with you all day! If he were honest, he would blurt out how jealous he was for the furball.
In which, you suspected him for. "Law, are you really okay? You've been quiet and only staring since you sat down."
"I told you I am okay, don't worry." He finally let out a sigh after realizing you weren't with the kitten anymore, that was until he heard meow, and behind you was the kitten. You picked her up and setted her into your lap, receiving a piercing glance from Law.
"Are you okay? You're doing the stare aga— ohhhh..." You had finally realized that he was jealous, not by anyone, but the kitty that you've been giving attention to.
"What?" "Don't tell me you're jealous of our little furball!" You laugh at him. "What?! W-why the hell would you think that?"
"Law, it's quite obvious...come here, lay with us." You invited him with open arms and he jumped right into you.
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Ever since Chopper had joined the Straw Hats, you couldn't take your hands off his cheeks and head, continuesly patting and hugging him from his cuteness. Even your boyfriend, Luffy had agreed!
Chopper was definitely nice to have around, when you're stressed? You pat him. When you need to let it out? Hug him. He's just so cute and fuzzy! The way you'd kill people when you hear them talk bad about Chopper, because you refuse to let people think that he was a monster.
Eventually Luffy thought that you and Chopper became best friends of how you two always chatter about everything, at first he taught it's what makes the crew more unique.
But eventually, after a month, he noticed how you'd been glued with the reindeer all the time. He taught it was normal since you two were best friends but, this time you might have crossed the line.
"(Name)!! I'm hungry, can you cook meat?" He asked you with the usual big smile on his face. "Oh no Luffy, could you ask Sanji? I'm hanging out with Chopper today.." Bad Idea, you never refused to cook him meat even if you were busy. He knew you enough to just refuse to cook meat for him. The way he frowned as you waved him and went into the dock with Chopper.
Later that night, when everyone was asleep, you felt someone tugging your clothes. "Pst, (Name)." It was Luffy.
"Eh? Luffy? Why are you awake at a time like this.." you groggily whispered. "Just come here" You spproach his area and he pulled you with him.
"Finally some peace between us" He gave you a big grin and placed his hand on your back. "It's been a while you know— you've always been with Chopper."
"Luffy, wh— are you jealous of Chopper?" You came with a conclusion that maybe, just maybe he got jealous of your constant hanging out eith Chopper.
"Hmm...is that how you name it, (Name)? If so then yes!" You plopped your hands on his chest and gave him a giggle. "You could've said so earlier, i would've spent more time with you, Lu"
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It was 100% your idea, you had convinced Eustass to bring company of an animal into the Victoria Punk. Not only because you had no one to talk to other than Killer or Kidd himself, but simply because it was boring out in the ship.
Lucky for you, Kidd agreed to get you one of your choice, in exchange of...things. So you decided to get a Cat of your choice, simply after declaring it's recruitment into the Kidd Pirates. You gave every ounce of your attention to it, even if it means opening the door of the bathroom when you take a shower just incase the furball could come inside and pet itself across your legs.
Well that only happened twice, what DID happen was Eustass peeking at you while taking a shower, which happened about 90% of the time. You didn't mind though.
Back to our fur friend, it bothered the cleaners of the ship on how they'd find furry hair on every furniture they clean. Kidd even complained that your shared bed was full of cat fur and that it was sticking onto his skin! But you couldn't careless.
Everytime you had a chance to sit, the cat eould latch itself into your lap, preventing you from standing up and doing business. Because standing would mean disrespectful!
Now we have an angry Eustass, whenever he wants you to be around him your excuse would always be 'But theyre on my lap' and 'im playing with them give me a while' He was getting fed up with both you and the cat itself.
So you're at the comfort place in the ship, with Kidd having a staring contest with the animal on your lap, whilst you read a book a chill. Then suddenly he spoke up, "Okay that's enough." He stood up, took the cat and placed it outside the room.
"Why'd you do that for?!"
"Oh please, you have all your attention on that animal since it stepped foot into the ship, give it a break." He scoffed.
"Or you're just jealous because i give it more attention than you?" Oh, NOW you're dead. "JEALOUS?? Why would i be jealous over a stupid furry?!" He was. He was 100% jealous.
"Okay first of all, it's not a stupid furry! And second of all, you seem pretty defensive, if you're jealous just say it."
"WHAT?! No im n—"
"—Which, you definitely are, come here you big baby. I'll give you the attention you deserve." You cutted him off, now you're gonna be in big trouble.
"And i expect the attention to be filled, get on the bed fucker." It would definitely be a longggg night.
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He IS the one who suggested to get a furry friend. He'd definitely be the type to adopt a puppy, and then proceed to name it one of the most basic names ever. You could see the disappointment in Marco's face when he found out he named the precious puppy 'Oreo' because it's fur was Black AND White.
He had gotten you the precious puppy as a gift for your birthday as he found out you're into having pets, and your reason? They were CUTE as hell. He had gotten you a puppy who's fur is at the brownish side.
"Hmm, what should we name him?!" "OH! OH! I know! Brownie!"..."Are you being serious, Ace?" You looked at him, praying that the name he suggested was only for sarcasm, but you were taken aback from his response. "What do you mean babe? Of course i am! It's such a perfect name for him!"
"It's... one of the most basic names I've ever heard. " You spared him a straight face, sending shivers down his spine. "Okay, okay I'll think of another name! Hm..how about Cookie?" Yeah he doesn't have naming privileges anymore.
In the end you both sticked into the name you had chosen for the puppy. Everything was going great for the first week, you buying him all the stuff he needed, the most high qualited dog food, and even his own supplies had beaten yours! With an average of spending atleast thoudands of Berries a week.
The second week hadn't been different at all, except for the fact that now that the puppy was growing, it became even more plsyful towards you. Meaning you, had soent almost all your time with it. On the other hand, your boyfriend Ace, ended up getting bitten at the hand for trying to take away it's toy that you gave.
"Babe! Do you see those eyes that's looking at me right now?! It looks like it's gonna KILL me!" Ace climbed up on a chair when he entered the house unannounced and the dog had decided to chase him for dear life.
"Come one Bae, he won't hurt you like at all! He's an angel!" You petted the dog, causing him to sit. "Yeah if it was opposite day I would've believed you! look at him, it looks like it's gonna bite my limbs of one by one!"
"Come on Ace! He won't bite you!" As soon as you reassured Ace thst nothing eould happen if he stepped down, he tried lowering his left foot down, causing the dog the fully bark at him. "SEE?!" Ace's voice was almost crying.
"Bad dog! You know he's the one who brought you to me right?! He's basically your dad! Go to your bed!" The dog whimpers then climbs it's bed.
"You know, after this i expect a full week of attention all mine! Okay?!" Ace pouts and settles himself down from the chair. You gave him a reassuring kiss, "I promise,"
