They Said Spring "Break"
Jonathan: Seriously? You'd rather mope than go see a movie in theatres with your sister/girlfriend?
Will: Nobody's moping.
*Mike rolls his eyes, mopes, and barely talks, picking at Eggos*
Jon: Well, what then? Do you wanna... I don't know, go on a coming-of-age road trip where you basically honeymoon with your "best fr—"?
*duffles hit the floor*
Will: Wait, he's being sarc—
Mike: *putting on his best shirt* We're burning daylight!



















