Creepymallsta is an au where instead of being murderers, they are underpaid overworked minimum wage employees who wish they could kill people!! Bc prison cannot be much different!!
Send in a ask to one of the killers employees listed below and ill draw up a response!
Characters/jobs
Toby works at hot topic!
Meet jeff at spencers!
Clockwork works at bath and body works
Ben works at gamestop... duh
Eyeless jack serves up coffee at starbucks!
Jane and lulu are at jcpennys praying for death!
Masky and hoodie are doing drugs in the janitorial office!
Nina is doing cash register at forever 21!
Kate is working at converse in Walmart hightop knockoffs!
X virus is scaring children at build a bear!
Bloody painter is barely hanging on at boxed lunch!
Liu is checking wallets at the doors of gucci!
Sally and lazari are terrorizing literally everyone!
She actually doesn’t mind him too much compared to everyone else.
E.J is extremely charismatic in my AU, to the point he can be friends with pretty much anyone, which includes Lexi. Although her reasoning goes much deeper than that.
E.J was turned into a horrific beast by Jenny’s sacrificial ritual, the kind that give people heart attacks just by looking at it. The Stalker sent his proxies to retrieve him (one of which was Lexi) and struck a deal with E.J: His humanity would be restored, in return for his ‘services’. Obviously E.J agreed, and The Stalker reversed most of the transformation, purposely keeping him partly monstrous.
Lexi feels a lot of sympathy for E.J, not only because of what he went through, but because they share a similar hatred for The Stalker and their ‘occupation’. That’s the reason Lexi is able to tolerate him.
Jeff. Do you really have a good relationship with Ben, or is it just a rumor made by the fans?
“BEN? Oh, he’s all right, I guess. Funny, sometimes.” He shrugged, “Don’t find him fuckin’ funny when his little antics turn on me, though. I can avoid that a lot if I help him out with whatever he’s doing.”
“Sometimes, we play video games together, too, which can be fun."
how’d you end up a proxy? Didn’t the operator like.. fuck your life up multiple times.
yes! you can call me bri ^^
Anyways … we call ourselves “proxies” but that’s not really the truth. The Operator fucked us over so much it’s hard to even associate with him. For me and Tim, that is. Masky and Hoody ARE his proxies. They are under his complete control, the operator sickness got to them badly. We’re unsure if it’s reversible at this stage but … we highly doubt it. And as for Tobias, he’s also not really a “proxy”. Just had nowhere else to go. He’s kind of like our kid in a sense.
Me and Tim mostly just hang around. Look pretty. Heheh.
I hope this answers your question well !!
(and since you’re the first non anon, send me a dm! you get a special fic ^^ custom … tee hee)
What does a normal day look like for Toby, Jeff, and Helen? Prompts can be found here, and asks are open as well as matchups!
HC's under the cut due to length
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Toby is not a morning person
If left to his own devices, Toby will sleep the majority of the day away
That and just staying in bed for cuddles
The only way to get Toby out of bed, is getting out of bed yourself
And if you're not Reader, good luck getting him out of bed at a reasonable time
But once Toby is up, he takes a shower to help him wake up, just a quick in and out, no lingering so he can get sleepy again
After a shower, Toby usually has a morning meeting with the other proxies, and sometimes Slenderman
These meetings always take place in the kitchens at Slender mansion, so if Toby and Reader live in the regular world, Toby will have to take a portal or door there
The morning briefings usually involve Brian and Tim working together to pump Toby for information they might find useful, as Toby is generally tight lipped about proxy business
And Toby gets pretty obstinate about sharing
Toby operates on a need to know basis, only sharing information with his troops that Toby finds relevant
These breakfast meetings usually put Toby in a better mood though
He purposefully gives the other proxies (especially Brian, Tim, and Kate) a hard time so he gets to spend more time with them
After the breakfast meeting, Toby goes to Slendy's offices to talk about mission specifics with Slendy.
While Toby's relationship with Brian and Tim has been rocky (more so with Tim than Brian), he views them as part of his family, and he secretly loves the time with them
He's pretty manipulative about it. Reader doesn't see why Toby can't just act like he enjoys these meetings
This is where Toby receives anything he needs to carry out whatever business Slendy is sending him on
This includes pictures, bios, addresses, warnings about any dangers involved, as well as suggestions on who Toby should take for backup
Even though Slenderman knows Toby will just end up taking Kate or Hoody.
Toby swings by the kitchens and packs a breakfast platter, and takes it to Reader via door
If Reader is lucky (aka Slender thinks they could be useful) they will have been gifted with the ability to do mind speak with Toby or any other proxy. This means they can stay in touch with Toby
Then it's time to head out to work (during working hours, Toby prefers for no one to contact him unless it's work related or an emergency)
Transcripts from Toby's mission have been lost or destroyed
Toby always tries to clean up any and all blood on him. He always ends up wet from trying to rinse off in a sink somewhere
When Toby returns home, his dog, Seven, announces his arrival, barking happily from the mudroom
Toby usually picks him up from home or the kennels in case he needs him for tracking
Toby comes into the house proper, wet, a little muddy, and bearing a few bruises and scrapes, but no worse for wear
He finds Reader, pulling them close to hug them wetly, much to Reader's displeasure
But Reader is all smiles as Toby drops a kiss on their lips, letting him cuddle them close for a few moments
And then Reader is pushing Toby into the bathroom with fresh clothes, Toby's favorite sweatpants and a Tshirt
Telling him to get warm and clean
And oh also, you missed a spot, you've got blood on your cheek
Then Toby usually manages to either talk Reader into taking a shower with him
Or just pull them in with him so they have no other option
Once Toby and Reader are nice and showered
Toby helps Reader make dinner, regardless of how late it is
Toby hasn't eaten since breakfast, a very common occurrence, he forgets to eat
And after they eat, they snuggle down on the couch, or in bed for cuddle and TV time
It's during this time that things can go two ways:
Sweet snuggles until Reader and Toby drift off to sleep
Or Toby can expend the rest of his energy romancing Reader
Either way, Toby sounds like a broken record, proclaiming his love at regular intervals, like usual
But the night always ends with Toby spooning with Reader, the sounds of their breathing as they sleep pulling Toby into a deep slumber
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Jeff has a surprisingly set schedule
He wakes up at 5:30 every morning and wakes Reader up with a few kisses
And maybe a "stretching routine" if you catch my drift
This is followed by a quick breakfast and a thorough couples workout
Unless it's Sunday
Jeff's workout schedule is this:
Sunday- rest day/Monday- full body/ Tuesday- arms, shoulders, back/ Wednesday- abs, butt, thighs/ Thursday- legs, thighs, butt/ Friday abs, core, back/ Saturday- full body
Then it's time to hit the showers
On regular days, Jeff likes to spend time with Reader, hang out with his friends (BEN, LJ, Liu, Toby), game and watch some TV, then cook dinner with Reader
But on days that Jeff needs to hunt, he leaves to do that right after his morning workout and shower is done
Jeff has an agreement with Reader to only kill people like the people who victimized Jeff
Gang members, other killers, rapists, regular assaulters, etc
And then he tracks them, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike
Jeff doesn't really remember when he kills
It takes a few days for the memories to surface
But when he returns home, he's kind of in a trance state
Before he goes inside, Jeff always washes all the blood off of him outside, next to the garden, with the hose
So he always comes inside soaking wet and shivering because the water is so cold
Reader is normally sleeping when Jeff comes in from the hunt
And because Jeff is all tranced out, he normally crawls in bed with Reader, still cold and soaked
Reader has to basically guide them into the shower like a child, and get in with him
As Jeff warms up, the more he comes back to himself
And he definitely takes advantage of "waking" to a completely nude Reader in a hot, steamy shower
Finally Jeff and Reader crawl into bed again, after changing the sheets since Jeff left pink stains behind before
And he hugs Reader close, tangling their bodies together until the only way an outsider looking in could tell where Jeff ends and Reader begins would be the difference in skin color
He kisses Reader sweetly and burrows down in their skin, muttering that he loves them as he falls asleep almost immediately
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Helen has a pretty regular schedule
It's good to keep up appearances to keep suspicion from rising
Helen wakes up via phone alarm at 6 AM every morning (excepting Wednesdays and Sundays, those are his days off, so he sleeps in)
He drags himself into the shower, as he's always tired from the night before
After Helen's morning routine of shower/bathroom time and then getting dressed
Helen enjoys a quick breakfast of cheese toast, four strawberries, a handful of blueberries, and a slice of honeydew with milk
Then he stops at a drive thru coffee place and gets a white chocolate vanilla latte on the way to work
Listens to classical music in the mornings, usually Debussy or Chopin
Helen works for a moving company. His truck partner's name is Terry
And Helen only lets Reader and his parents call him Helen
Anyone else may refer to him as Otis
Otis is a quiet guy, but polite
He and Terry get along well, though Terry finds Otis a little odd
But other than a little odd, Terry would tell anyone that Otis is harmless
This is great for Helen. Terry is probably the closest thing Helen has to a friend
Even though he keeps most of his life from him
Terry knows about Reader, he keeps up with their relationship
Terry has even met Reader a few times. This is all part of Helen's plan.
If the police were to ever ask Terry about his coworker, Terry would talk about what a mild, quiet guy Otis is
Do we really need to talk about Helen's work shift?
I mean we can if you want to get into the specifics of a moving crew
He and Terry move things for people. They make a good team. Zero incidents or damages
When Helen gets off work, around 5, Helen sits in his moving truck until all of his co-workers are gone
Then he walks to his car, which he parks a block away
Part of why Helen works for a moving company
Is because he uses the empty houses for his art
The ones that sit on the market for a while, that get the price marked down, the ones that are out of the way or a little run down
These are where Helen does his work
So after work, Helen goes to whatever house he's got his work in, and he either works on a current piece for a while
Or he goes out to find another few to work on next
Helen works in his show house from around 6:30 or 7, until around midnight or so
Then he comes home and showers immediately
He gets pretty messy when he's working on a piece
Then he spends some time with Reader as he eats the dinner they put up for him, and then they cuddle in the chair and read or talk while Helen paints ink designs on Readers hands and arms
Helen and Reader turn in for bed around 2AM, Helen on his back with Reader snugged up between his chest and right arm
He tells Reader he loves them, as he does every night (you never know what might happen)
The darkness envelopes the two as sleep takes them
And Helen's alarm wakes him the next morning to do it all again
