#current brainrot

[batnotes]

If the Birds had taken Stephanie Brown under their wing War Games would never have happened and Bruce would have been better able to respond to Jason’s return in a way that didn’t leave everyone including himself in an endless cycle of misery in this essay fanfic I will—

[adarswidow]

Is anyone else thinking anout a pairing of Adar x the creature or is it just me?

(Not necessarily romantic or sexual, just like in general)

[wellskobblelaufeyson69]

Current brain rot, and why?

I’ll go first!

Dan Stevens, Abigail (movie), and Doctor Who

Dan Stevens cause I’ve started crushing on him after watching Abigail for the first time. Abigail cause silly vampire movie, and lastly Doctor Who. Doctor Who is just a big part of who I am today. Also it’s been apart of my life since I was about eight or nine. So ofc it’s very near and dear to my heart(s) 🩵💙

No pressure tags ofc: @imwithyoutiltheendofthelinebucky @endofradio @lokidoki9 @iamthejam @tommyshelbysangel @blaineskindagay @reclaimedbythesea 🙂

[cynthiaswifee]

i love volo post

[thiccjutsu]

I have Very Normal feelings about them

[ladymirdan]

Jan Posy

[everafterbi]

Disney Mirrorverse Lore Dump: The Princesses*

*Cinderella isn't out yet and Alice is a princess in Kingdom Hearts so

This is ALL CANON in the game. Don't know about any other media and tbh not sure I care cause this is WILD.

-First off, check out Tiana with her natural hair and Jasmine with her culturally appropriate outfit!! Woohoo!

-In this universe, Jafar hypnotized and overthrew the Sultan. Jasmine is attempting to protect Agrabah and get her kingdom back by hiding in the shadows and throwing daggers, with canonically perfect aim. Jasmine's official title is "True Sighted Symbol of the People".

-While Elsa still has dominion over the element of ice, Anna has dominion over all the other elements. Plus a GIANT SWORD. Which she deserves.

-Ariel's official title is "Champion of Atlantica".

-A heartless Fractured once tried to trap Ariel in a nightmare forever so that it could continue to exist. Alice got her out.

-Alice can travel into everyone's dreams now. Her signature move is "Tea Time".

-Aurora is a TANK, and her official title is "Steward of Faerie Might". She gets her powers from "her three faerie protectors". It's unclear if they're still around or if she straight up absorbed them.

-Early in the game, Maleficent (who still cursed Aurora) offers to join the Guardians to hide her latest scheme, and Mickey accepts. Later, it's revealed that Aurora has been a Guardian this entire time. Oops.

-Aurora mentions waking up from her curse and leaving Maleficent's castle. Prince Philip doesn't exist in the game.

-When Aurora is sent back to Maleficent's castle for some spy work, she stops to criticize Maleficent's decor.

-Belle's scepter is a giant rose, and she got it from the dying Enchantress.

-In this universe, the Enchantress's curse makes the Beast think he's a normal prince. When Belle exposes this as an illusion, he does the logical thing: puts on armor emblazoned with Belle's symbol, grabs a battleaxe, and fights the Fractured to prove he is worthy of Belle's love.

-Beast and Elsa bond over their powers/curses accidentally hurting people.

-Merida's bow & attacks are made of will o' the wisps, which is cool until you realize she's wearing a bear pelt and that might have some implications

-Despite her hair, temper, and bow that looks like blue fire, Merida is not considered a "fiery" Guardian. But Anna is. Go figure.

-Moana became a Guardian because the stars on her island disappeared, so she grabbed a shark-tooth sword and set out to find them.

-Scrooge McDuck once lured Moana to the Monsters Inc Scare Floor under false pretenses so she could help him find his way back if his door experiment didn't work. It didn't.

-Mulan's official title is "One Woman Army" and she has no less than seven weapons on her at all times.

-Rapunzel wields a frying pan and cool armor, but no shoes.

-Remember how the Monsters Inc world exists here? Since Sulley doesn't have Boo, all his protective energy goes towards Rapunzel. Multiple people give him grief for being too hypervigilant. The second he stops, Rapunzel gets carried away by how fun it is to smash things and disappears for a few quests. No one apologizes to Sulley.

-Rapunzel escaped from her tower on her own, but still keeps a key to it under the mat.

-After Oogie Boogie arbitrarily stops being evil, he picks Rapunzel to be his BFF. Rapunzel does not reciprocate.

-Raya once went on a rampage with Kermit the Frog.

-Snow White uses a pickaxe taller than she is, and is immune to poison in this universe.

-Tiana is an alchemist and floats using the power of fireflies.

[stef-rambles]

look, my brain's literally been all out of creative juice lately and I haven't been able to think of anything worth making into a fic, 'kay?

'kay.

then pls, why... why did that fried thing between my ears come up with the thought of Neuvi and Wrio playing hide and seek at night when no one is watching as I walked through this bush with Neuvi?

like, Wrio talking Neuvi into letting loose for once and just enjoying himself, telling him the Melusines often play hide and seek too and ofc Neuvi gives in bc he just can't say no to anything Wrio asks of him (duh)

and so Neuvi looks around for a good place to hide while Wrio is counting down and thinks that one particular bush is just perfect

(yes, I hc him as this adorable, sue me)

and yes, Wrio ofc immediately spots him but no, he does not go to fetch him right away, instead he explicitly avoids that one bush, circling it until he manages to sneak closer without Neuvi noticing and surprising him with a jumpscare

Neuvi would be so shocked at first and Wrio is suddenly concerned for a second if he went too far but then Neuvi starts laughing so wholeheartedly and genuinely happy that Wrio's totally stunned and smitten by him

🥹😩

yeaaaa, anyway!

thanks for coming to my late evening brainfart, hope you enjoyed!

*bows down and proceeds to go to sleep*