a geek girl's hoard

I just have a lot of feelings, mainly about the Batfamily. I will never shut up about Helena Bertinelli. AO3 here

[three-semicolons]

I’m conflicted. Because on one hand, the art here is killer.

On the other, though… he lost so much sauce since the 70s. The white t-shirt and jeans is fine, I guess. He had a turtleneck in a previous issue. That’s whatever. But like.

He used to have outfits.

Where’s the drip? The flair? The je ne sais quoi?

(And it only get worse into the 90s 😭)

[batnotes]

The ongoing I'll give you, but the 1995 mini....

[bearhaviour]

It’s my favorite boy wonder’s birthday!!

[dailyflicks]

EVER AFTER (1998) dir. Andy Tennant

[rawpussycat]

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[three-semicolons]

Bro not the zesty ahh lean stop it

[three-semicolons]

There are, of course, many heroes in the DC universe.

But none are neglected recognition for their valiant steadfastness, their strength throughout tribulations and adversity, quite like this single piece of red thread on Dick’s tunic.

It’s a shame. We salute you, single piece of red thread. You didn’t do anything, mind you. You helped exactly nothing, either in terms of protection or modesty. But you held on.

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[em-bitterred]

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

[reducingemissions]

Whenever someone is mean to helena (and surprisingly this happens a LOT) i do get sad but deep down i really enjoy how she acts when she gets hurt, like she is supposed to be this cool vigilante that dgaf abt what anyone says but you can see how much it truly affects yet she is actively trying to act like it doesn’t bother her which makes her even more pathetic, omg i’m foaming at the mouth, also when she ‘discreetly’ asks other bat related vigilante abt what batman thinks of her while trying to be all nonchalant but you can see how much she wants them to say smth positive or just that he actually notices her, like omg my girl is such a pathetic sad loser i NEED her.

[three-semicolons]

=

It’s the same picture idk

[batnotes]

today’s existential crisis has been brought to you by the fatal combination of being both people-pleasing and contrarian

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[iconuk01]

Never forget that "The Outsider" was Alfred's supervillain form (a long, long... LOOOOONG story which I'm not going to go into except so say: Silver Age, dead Alfred, Aunt Harriet shows up, random mad scientist shows up, undead Alfred now telekinetically powered bad guy, no longer dead Alfred, non memory of Outsider, au revoir Aunt Harriet.

[batnotes]

*careens into the room like a cartoon character*

“AND IT’S THE BASIS FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE FICS”

[thiskid-overhere]

Just realized I never posted this by @jejejijiju

Just guys being dudes. I fucking love them

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[melophobia2013]

[ID: a post by @ dykemd saying:

now i dont condone cheating but you do have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music

/end ID]

[ataraxetta]

Do y'all remember years and years before we had AI writing fake human there was that guy on twitter writing fake AI, like "I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of x and write a script", and he had a batman one and it had a joke like "Joker gives Batman a gift. It is a coupon for new parents. It is expired." ??? I need to track it down it was so so funny to me

[ataraxetta]

FOUND IT