hello Sour, thank you for answering my previous requests and I hope it’s not getting tiring to see me but I have another idea for one 🙏
I’d like to see how you think what if the Epilogue Club had a daughter. Actually, they were expecting a boy, but when she was born, they decided to teach her their interests anyway—taking her to comic conventions, letting her watch their movies or read their comics, and the Wife!Reader watching them get their daughter's pink dress muddy because they let her play-fight with them after/during the rain (that's probably Pete LOL).
Epilog boys with a daughter
OMG YES OFC.
this deleted the first time. no it was not that many words I click baited you all for sympathy I'm sorry I was upset
SFW NO DUH
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Bill
•When his baby came out and it wasnt a boy? he was upset.. not at her no no shes his angel, but at the damn doctors for not being able to do their damn jobs and tell him the babys a girl. Hes a bit upset still, feeling like he lost his "mini me" untill shes crying nonstop and the only thing that stops her is bill holding her.. yep thats his future sidekick.. thats his robin. his stephanie brown if you will. This baby gets a robin onesie immediately and Bill never wants to leave her side
•I think in the stages before she talks.. Bill kinda sucks. He doesn't know what to do.. Hes not sure how to play with a kid who just sits there. Sometimes when the shes napping he goes into her nursery and just stares at her..
•As soon as shes talking shes watching animated superhero cartoons immediately. Teen Titans? Batman the animated series (1992)? yep. YES he allows her to stay up past her bedtime if she watches these shows and YES she does every night
•She'll have like little tea parties with a Martian manhunter mask on and bill will be in attendance every single time. He just sits there and acts like he hates this but he chose to attend??
•You never get an opinion on family movie night again its all superhero movies. Of course you have to sit through their hour long debate over what movie they should watch.. conviently your daughter's choice always wins
•This little girl is so spoiled.. Bill buys her whatever she wants at the cons they go to. Its honestly impressive how one "dad pleaaase" turns into fourty bags being held by your husband
Pete
•I think he just shrugs and picks up the baby anyway. You ask if hes upset and he goes "its a fuckin baby, it just sits there. What's the gender gotta do with it." Hes pretty neutral, especially since theres plenty of female horror movie icons that his little girl could be.
•PISSED the nursery can't be horror themed since that'd, one freak the baby out, and two babies need bright colors for development.. he settles for cartoony Halloween decorations in there
•When shes still little he likes to watch all his movies with her since she cant process it. Sometimes she laughs at the jump scares and petes heart melts a little
•he starts her on goosebump books early and she LOVES them. She collects everyone and she loves the creepy vibes.. she gets into 80s slasher fast
•her clothes are always stained and no one could even tell you from what?? it honestly looks like she does it with red stuff on purpose so it looks like blood
•I imagine you have a little feral girl who needs those backpack leashes cause shes convinced shes a vampire and tries to bite random people in public.. worst part is Pete encourages it
Jerry
•I honestly think hes a little relieved and wanted a girl anyway.. his little fairy princess aww.. Definitely holds her and rocks her to bed every night since he wants to hold her as often as he can. I think he sings her whatever song is currently stuck in his head in a soothing voice instead of traditional lullabies
•fantasy themed nursery. Castle themed crib.. dragons and princesses and knights and elves all cover this nursery. This baby was born to be a hobbit at this point
•Speaking of the hobbit, lord of the rings and the hobbit is her bedtime stories. They're long and theyre best when theyre read to you and you can close your eyes and imagine whats happening so theyre perfect for bedtime
•Jerry thought she'd be the princess.. he was wrong. Hes stuck in a princess costume often as you are made to be the dragon your daughter defeats. I don't think jerry protests.. anything for his little girl
•Jerry gets your daughter to play skyrim all the time. Your daughter plays a khajit everytime cause she screams "KITTY!!!" and she cries and makes jerry kill all the sabre cats when they attack her
•Jerry now plays dnd with a set of dice he made that has your favorite color and your daughter's swirled into one. Theyre his lucky dice and even if they roll low? The reason he has them is still pretty lucky
Josh
•Confused but has the spirit. Gets handed the baby and goes "whys he in pink?? not that.. boys can't wear pink just.." before you explain. He pauses for awhile and then just hugs her tighter.. before wrapping her up in his flannel. "Maybe she prefers flannel"
•Space themed nursery!!! Space themed nusery!!!! little aliens and ufos and sci fi references all around.. of course josh paints so many things bright neon colors before putting them in her nursery because he says "I will not have a fucking underdeveloped baby no way in hell". Hes been researching those parenting books like hell
•Likes to quote references at her so often that her baby self would babble in reply like she was finishing the quote. "Luke, I am your-" he starts before she goes "BABABA" and he just kinda stares before smiling and just accepting thats how it is now
•Once shes walking and talking he throws on star wars shows + movies and a lot of star trek. He debates putting on some other more horrorish sci fi but doesnt wanna scare his little girl so decided against it
•So much star wars has resulted in josh learning to do leia's hair and putting it on his girl every morning. She refuses to go anywhere without it.. Josh respects the hustle. (Get her tested for something)
•Definitely has lightsaber battles with josh in the kitchen all the time.. josh is always the red lightsaber since his daughter loves being the good guy.. ironic since at her wedding when josh walked her down the isle darth vaders theme was playing













