#dc rambling

[writingishellandiamhereforit]

More rambling while I'm waiting for my polls to finish up! More DC stuff!

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If I do Superbat, I either don't write Lois at all or write it as a three-way relationship.

I always write Joker as either dead or a humanized version of him.

When I write an AU with Verin, I always write them as Robin obsessed, they're aged to where they are only about eight or nine when Jason dies.

Verin attempted to kill the Joker when they learned he killed Jason, only stopped by Harley, who calmed them down just barely.

A/B/O Damian is always an omega

Omega! Damian is a fiend for his lovers' affection and attention.

Damian in general is just touch starved

I need deranged! Clark, obsessed with Bruce, to rub on off Jon, obsessed with Damian.

I adore the batsiblings all being insanely overprotective of Damian.

Playboy! Damian is just a little but of an alcoholic.

I always picture him at bars or clubs, using his name as leverage to get in and get whatever he wants, the boy is seventeen but he's certainly buying drinks for whoever is most likely to give him something.

Playboy! Damian is a playboy, he's like... manwhore? Slut? Like he's with more men than women(manwhore), but like still with women sometimes(slut). Idk, I just don't like manwhore without explaining it's not Damian, being a guy, has to be a manwhore, but rather he's a manwhore because he's sleeping with guys more than women??

Does that make sense to you? No? Thats okay

I went over it in my pride month post, but I headcannon Duke as bi!

Jon is also bi, Damian is pan

Cass is enby/demi-girl most of the time for me.

Steph is... idk, I just don't write her enough, or find any fics about her, that aren't like... weird or too one way or another or focusing on the teen pregnancy thing.

Which I stated before was fucked up because of how DC did it, like teen mom is fine but she was fifteen, her ex skipped town before she even knew she was pregnant, and then, because she was fucking struggling because of her dad and her situation overall, she had to give up her baby

Thats fucked up, I don't care

If I do ever have that storyline ever written, I wouldn't write her as fifteen, thats a little too fucking young, and I wouldn't write her giving up her baby???

Like she had the support she needed and the money she needed to raise the baby because she was Spoiler, it was after she was Robin so she had connections to Bruce, and she was dating Tim.

I really don't get why they didn't just have her move into the manor??? Or even give her baby to Bruce to raise??????

Again, I don't know the lore beyond what I've looked up.

But also, why was this a thing in the first place????

Moving onnnn

Bruce and Selina were on and off, most of the kids see her as mom

Jason doesn't, he sees Talia as his mother

Talia reciprocates and considers Jason her son alongside Damian

Damian called Jason Baba when he was younger

Damian doesn't call Bruce Baba, even if he wants to, he worries he'll be corrected or told to stop.(This happened to me, my dad kept correcting me when I would use variations of 'mom' when talking to him about her)

This is a long list. Don't expect another one once the polls are all finished with, I'll be working on writing the fic the polls are for.

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Thawne Family

I am seriously so confused as to why it seems like every Thawne is just a bad person. Like, there’s Malcolm, Thaddeus, Eobard, The other Thaddeus, like...why and how?!? Seriously how is there a family feud that lasts that long?? Seriously a thousand years. And then after that long how did they even know that they were supposed to hate each other. Was it just like a generational passing down of stories or something??

And then were Meloni and Don just like ‘Fuck it screw all of you guys’? Like after a thousand years of hatred you would think they would just kinda...stay away from each other, but they fr decided to have a whole ass child together instead.

And I honestly think it might be even weirder in YJ. Because Don and Dawn will grow up knowing another version of Bart and so obviously Meloni exists somewhere if Bart’s alive, but like where? Is she from the future and just leaves to come live in the past?? or would she just not exist/not meet Don and Dawn in this timeline? Or just be from the 21st century as well.

And then there’s the kinda weird thing when Don and Meloni are technically cousins (I mean there is a thousand year difference making them 30th-40th cousins, so it’s not THAT weird) but in YJ if she’s from the 31st century that would get really weird really fast.

Anyways that’s it the Thawne family is weird and the family feud spanning a milinium makes like 0 sense but Meloni and Don seemed happy and Bart doesn’t seem TOO screwed up in that regard at least.

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[writingishellandiamhereforit]

I forget I have the internet to ramble to now. So my family isn't into DC, like at all, so have my annoyed rambles. Spoilers for My Adventures With Superman season 1 under the cut.

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I was watching My Adventures With Superman, okay? It was good all up until the episode where you find out who the bad guy chasing after Clark is(Lois' dad)

I got so pissed. First of all, I loved that it was Lois' dad hunting Superman, it was a great way to make his character more relevant to the story.

What did they do to Krypton????

I watched Invincible not even a month ago(Might start incorrect quotes posts for that too don't worry) but like... coming off Invincible to MAWS, it was... awful. The Kryptonians were just like the viltrimites, but with less reason?

Like if they were going to do that, why are they targeting several planets and killing people for fun?

Clark was sent to earth to survive after krypton was destroyed, him and his cousin, as well as Krypto, are the only ones left from Krypton. That was Clark's whole thing. And then, no, thats not true???

I don't get it, and I hated it. Just like with the Young Sherlock thing, where the twist was right in your face and it was supposed to be 'oh wow no way' but it really was 'what the hell, what are you talking about?'

Don't even get me started on some of the shit they did. Slade Wilson is a fucking black-ops officer. You know where he should be? The League of Assassins! With Damian! Because the only reason I was watching the damn show was for Damian and Jon, ignoring the bullshit where Jon was promoted to be Kon and then turned into an older version of Jon instead(utter bs).

Also the chaos god is my favoeite of season 1 hands down, he reminds me of King from The Owl House. The League of Lois is fucking annoying as hell and was only there to further reference the multiverse and come back later as a problem(I'm assuming) after also involving Justice League dark or Prime Superman where he's evil(The fucking file Lois stole from them) and they all think every Clark is evil no matter what and were ready to kill Clark on sight and they're also only there to give Clark Kryptonite to destroy the ship his father's hologram was in, which he shouldn't have had to destroy before he could even learn where he was fucking from but they ruined Kyrpton!

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Bringing Back Lian Harper

I know this can’t be an unpopular opinion. DC should bot have killed her off it did nothing good and she was such a fun and sweet character and just a little kid too.

Now that she’s gone though, I can think of a few ways they could bring her back. Lian’s mom has ties to the League of Assassins, so just throw her into the lazarus pit and you’re good to go.

It also brings so many possibilities with Irey and Jai being back in continuity, and lots of other kids being around. And it would be such a good thing for Roy’s character development too to have Lian back in his life.

Anyways I’m just really pissed because Lian is so cool and adorable and DC really needs to stop killing/screwing over kids and next gen characters because they all have so much potential and are sometimes even cooler than the OG characters tbh.

So DC, this is my formal letter to bring Lian back to life (they’ve done it before to tons of characters before so I know they could do it for Lian) And let her grow and develop with her dad, her relationship with her mom, friends etc.

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iwas supposed to do this last week but im out here

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