#de dunk

[dandydanthelion]

so uh i rated date everything men's pits (the ones with hair exclusively) bc im gay

anyway heres the rating in alphabetical order, tell me if i missed someone

(also dont take this too srsly i was bored and got silly)

1. Cabrizzio

(i almost forgot he has this sprite, god bless this game)

2. Dorian

(i might be biased, hes my aro king after all)

3. Dunk

(love the potential)

4. Kristof

(why does he get two, thats not fair but also i wont complain)

5. Luke

(i might also be biased with this one, shout out to my masc bottom)

[greengirlfanfiction]

Dunk Shuttlecock : Date Everything! S/O is surprisingly strong HCS

cw: nothing serious, if there is something to be tagged pls comment & let me know!! count: 466 words, 2,472 characters note: I needed to self indulge in this, sorry to people who requested but I really wanted to yap about this and share it lol. anyways if you're into the king of the ring, enjoy you clod!!

Dunk loves being in shape and practicing consistency, since it is the key to staying fit. So it's no surprise when he suggests the two of you work out together or warm ups, he doesn't force it he just simply brings it up. Your inner athlete is calling youuuu... piiickk upp..

The first few days he tries to coach you with warm ups, weights & yoga to really get your body used to it. But he absolutely beams energy when he sees that it's lightwork for you, he had no idea that you had been secretly exercising by yourself. Not that he's mad, he's hella impressed actually!! You should've worked out with him though, it would've much more fun.

During breaks he can see how you wipes sweat off your forehead and huff before getting back to work, he admires the hustle so much. He expected you to be semi-sore or at least tired from working out on the first few days, this is unexpected but in a positive way. And we know Dunk loves positive.

You can bet Dunk challenges you to an arm wrestle by the end of the week of exercise, he just smiles and rests his arm on something nearby and challenges you.

"Alright, let's try out your true strength. Inner athlete to the test, against me!! Don't be discouraged if you don't win, this is a team effort. And our goal is to win!"

And surprisingly Dunk actually struggles to push your hand down, for like 15 seconds and then manages to slam your hand to the surface. You tried and you failed, but hey!! That was major improvement, he's never had a problem with arm wrestling before. He actually wants to test you even further to see how far you can get.

And you just fess up and come clean, that you're just generally fit and strong. Though it's true you haven't worked on yourself in awhile or played sports, you're just surprisingly strong. And that excites him SO much, like so positively so he "softly" hits your shoulder. That was not a soft hit, it was an extremely strong one but you can tell that he's just happy.

Dunk ups the level of fitness, since now that he knows you can take it on. He'll still coach you of course, but he won't have to baby you with steps. He enjoys that you're able to catch up with him and give him a challenge when working out with you, it's great to have someone on your level. No matter the exercise, yoga & weight lifting, it's great to work on your inner athlete when you've got a head start of being strong. Dunk loves it, also he thinks it's hot that you're strong enough to rival his own strength.

posted June 22, subject to chance, please do not repost or copy my works in any way shape or form.

[owihitmyhead]

hi i made discord emotes yes theyre all memes

ft. rarepair i called watersports + amir (amir joined in after in the rp) LOL

washford x johnny splash x h3nk x amir is an unlikely pair but goddamnit i love the power of roleplay.

heres a preview more under cut :p (THERES MORE FOR THE RECORD I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH IMAGES … theres a kissing one for each part of watersports + amir but i wanted to show diff ones)

[furniture-fetishist]

imagine sparring with Kristof, Dunk, or Jacques for who tops 😳

Sparring With Dunk For Top

He makes it cute and playful. Says that loser has to ‘take the bench’ and the winner gets to ‘call the plays’. (Please tell me that makes sense, I don’t know what a sport even is.)

He has an immediate upper hand, as he uses his size and strength to knock you off balance and pin you to the mat. He laughs with a big smile. “That easy? I win?”

You pull off the good ol’ ‘roll and counter’. You smile, grabbing his arms, and toss both of you to the side, rolling you over.

We all know he’s gonna win but he’s so sweet about it and let’s you think you have a chance.

You’re both all giggles, there is no seriousness happening here. But honestly, knowing you’re having fun and enjoying yourself with him just spurs Dunk on more.

Your limbs are all tangled and you’re hand-in-hand, chest-to-chest, and now you’re face-to-face like a 2007 hit Rihanna song.

Eventually, he DOES get impatient. When he’s done, he’s gonna give one last push, one last roll, one last whatever he has to do to force you down and whisper, “Say it. Say I win before I have to make you.”

[lesbianjunimo]

oh he’s simply adorable

[ask-everything]

Dunk buddy pal! Idk how to say this but stepford like… LIKE LIKES you dude! You knoooow like… *vulgar hand gesture* you get what my trying to say pal?

Well, I mean- 'course he likes me!! What's not to love?

Wait... What... What are you doing with your hands...?

Ohh!! I get it! He likes me so much he'd put food in my mouth! Dang, I gotta talk to him 'bout this.

[thehoneycrypt]

Which dateable do you think would call MC as Hank 7? I personally think a majority of prefer calling MC by their own name but what do you think?

-🔆

mc's name as hank 7 is solemnly used but the dateables who refer to mc as hank 7 the most are dunk and kristof lol

[furniture-fetishist]

Congrats on 200!! yippie!!!🎉

For the ship rqs: This is my self-insert Sudson, he's one of those bottles of soap with the little fishes on it :))

[He/Its + Masc terms, gay guy]

He's very bubbly [haha] and quite competitive, he loves water sports like paddleboarding, rafting, kayaking, and swimming and it cares very deeply about cleanliness, especially the cleanliness of water itself :)

I currently ship him with Johnny [<3] but I'm open to seeing him with other dateables! anything you'd like to write is one the table except forcefemme and like anything with bodily fluids :P

TYSM you're so lovely and congrats again!!!

-PS: i'm Small dick johnny anon lol hello again 🩵

Small Dick Johnny Anon!! It’s so good to hear from you again. I can totally see JohnSon (Johnny x Sudson) but let’s see what else we can come up with for funsies.

I Ship You With

Dunk

Why:

Dunk is a puppy and he needs someone happy and bubbly to match his energy.

It doesn’t matter WHAT you like to do, if it’s a sport, he’s there. He typically doesn’t focus on water sports but we know we does a little of everything, so he’d be so down.

He likes sports for the fun but he’d absolutely play against you for keeps.

He would love friendly competition, even if you aren’t even talking sports. “I bet you a kiss I make a better smoothie than you.”

SFW

He leaves you little notes in random places. “You got this!” “You’re amazing!” “Stay positive!” He just likes to think you smile when you find them.

If you do ANYTHING sporty, he appears, sometimes shocking you as you didn’t realize he was anywhere near you, asking if he can join. He’s sooooooo excited to have fun with you.

Listen, he knows you care about cleanliness, and he knows he gets pretty nasty after a workout. Immediately showers so he can have post-workout cuddles.

NSFW

You wonder a lot why Dunk is so attentive when you guys are doing a workout or swimming or doing anything involving you exercising. When you walk in on him jerking off, you manage to coax it out of him that he was thinking about the way you looked in the water, the way your muscles flexed when you moved.

He’s a biter.

He doesn’t care who tops. I wrote another thing on this blog about the reader sparring Dunk for top and that is absolutely a thing that would really happen, I only write facts. If he’s topping, he’s behind you, those massive biceps keeping you from moving and his teeth are digging into your shoulder. If he’s on bottom, that’s fine, but he wants to be in a position to see you because he’s a little obsessed with staring at the way your muscles move as you pound into him.

He’s such an ass guy. Hands are always on your ass grabbing and slapping and pinching. He probably wouldn’t ask, but would JUMP if you wanted him to eat ass.