#demon chickens

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Cadence: Goddamn I'm hungry

Link: I'll forage around

Cadence: Berries and shit? Again? Hey look, we could roast that chicken

Link: No don't!

Cadence: Did I hurt your feelings? Well sorry, but it's true, those berries are bad

Link: No don't get the chicken

Cadence: Why not?

Link: If you attack it, it'll call it's friends and they'll attack you

Cadence: Haha, very funny. *Goes to attack cucco*

[littlesarcasticdemon]

for some reason, my brain has decided that Wei Wuxian has a pack of feral chickens that are really nice to him but like actual demons to almost everyone else with the exception of Lan Wangji and the juniors 

let's be honest if they see Jiang Cheng they go into maul mode where they just try to absolutely destroy Jiang Chengs face

[cigarettesandcommunism]

Pretty sure all chickens are possessed by little demons

[airred]

the chickens next door are making the most horrifying noises right now

[fuckyeahswordoftruth]

So my neighbor has chickens

and I swear that the noises they make are the scariest shit. Legit. I freak out each time I hear them cluck because I'm afraid one will say "Mother."

[jah-city]

death to all cuccos. FUCKING EVIL LITTLE SHITS