True Nintendo quotes

Normal blog @emailmysquidjeffrey. Pls submit things or I have to get sad and original. (Don't worry that's not really true I'm just begging for quotes. But please no really disgusting stuff)

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

lol i can just post this on any of my blogs huh

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Dedede: I wish to consume the flesh of the unbelievers

Ganondorf: Cool. You'll never do it though, there are too many

Dedede: ... >:)

Ganondorf: ...Fuck

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Hop: This Pokémon will surely beat you

Hop sent out Arceus

Gloria: Hop that might be-

Arceus used judgement

Galar was judged to be unfit for existence and destroyed in an instant

Gloria: Fucksake Hop

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Dedede: I'll destroy you and everything you ever loved.

Ganondorf: I will travel the multiverse to crush EVERY. SINGLE. VERSION. of you.

Bowser: That's great guys, but why is the kitchen on fire?

[unpretty]

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

[unpretty]

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

[jasper-appreciation]

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

[sergle]

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

[hiddlescheekbones]

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

[drferox]

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

[space-australians]

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

[penbrydd]

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

[malacandrax]

My activity has nosedived too, despite posting the same kinda content and just as regularly- this absolutely sucks! 

Please turn it off <3, this is my job :’), I get 90% of my commissions through tumblr, and this is really not looking good for me!

Please @staff - just….default it to off! It’s not a bad setting but people don’t even know it’s there.

[shitslytherinssay]

Just a reminder ! All blogs are feeling this ! Even me ! Please please pleaaaase turn off ‘best stuff first’ !💚💚

[conceptadecency]

Oh, interesting. The Facebookisation of tumblr.

[ladyvean]

This is good to know.

[captivity-whump]

I know I have turned this off in the past, but after seeing this post, I checked it, and lo and behold, it was turned on! Please go in your settings and see what you’re set at.

[inkspill-nebula]

Wait WHAT IS THIS!!!!???

[lilyacht-deactivated20170701]

reblog if you think every single one of your followers are the cutest sunshines ever

[smashing-blog]

King Dedede: There are only two types of food in this world.

King Dedede: Food I’ve eaten and food I’m going to eat.

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Scorbunny: Nope, yep, nope, nope...

Grookey: What are you doing?

Scorbunny: Picking who we allow into Galar. We can't just let anyone in can we? If they aren't on the list they don't get in

Grookey: That seems a little... discriminatory

Scorbunny: Oh no, it's completely random! Except some of them. There's no way it could be biased!

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

50 followers wow!!!

Thanks guys, it makes me feel good that a lot of you appreciate my content.

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Claude, wriggling around on the floor: I'M A SNAKE!!!

Edelgard: You're really not. Also how are you in my room?

Claude, wriggling out: ... slither...

[girlkisserr]

hey uhhhhh i......drew a thing from @incorrect-nintendo-quotes

i may have spent way too long on it but oh well

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH

[ctgp]

dedede: yo meta knight this sign says 18+, theres only two of us so we can't head in

meta knight: no, dedede, it's simple. we invite 18 more people

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Cadence: Goddamn I'm hungry

Link: I'll forage around

Cadence: Berries and shit? Again? Hey look, we could roast that chicken

Link: No don't!

Cadence: Did I hurt your feelings? Well sorry, but it's true, those berries are bad

Link: No don't get the chicken

Cadence: Why not?

Link: If you attack it, it'll call it's friends and they'll attack you

Cadence: Haha, very funny. *Goes to attack cucco*

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Dedede: The ice wizard cries out as you cut him down, his robe splaying out as it falls to the floor

Ganondorf: Hey, what are you nerds play- hang on where did you get that wizzrobe miniature? Did you take that off my Hyrule conquering table?

Bowser: Oh, is that what that is? Why is it covered in all that red string and cold coffee mugs

Ganondorf: Those are my plans! You idiots! Now I have to start all over again.

Dedede: What, you're going to cover the land in coffee mugs?

[smashing-blog]

Bowser: What are your concerns?

Peach: Well...

Peach: You've kidnapped me.

Bowser: Hmm, noted. Go on.

Peach: And you threw me in this dungeon.

Bowser: Ah, I see.

Bowser: Anything else?

Peach: Uh, no. But... no. I guess those are the main two.

Bowser: Thank you. Your feedback is a gift.

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Robin: Fascinating. So how are these “guardians” powered?

Zelda: We’re currently unclear, but research indicates that they have some sort of self powering core

Chrom, holding an ice cream: Any idea what they’re talking about?

Link, also holding an ice cream: Not a clue

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Byleth: Trying to teach these kids while not swearing is fucking exhausting

Edelgard: So professor, about that assign-

Byleth: Holy fuck what is it this time!?