#dnd shitposting

[theguineapig3]

Did you know? If you make little portraits for your d&d campaign's PCs, you can stay up late making meme posts that only six people will understand.

You can even add NPCs to the mix.

[cameron-possibly]

diplomatic relations

[the-real-skeletor]

During the magic war succubus and incubus battlemages incapacitated wizards by casting Prostate Punch whom died on the spot from not having orgasmed in 200 years.

After the Neverwinter Convention this kind of magic was considered a war crime. Now such species work in brothels, a much more lucrative profession.

[lonksadventures]

You’re debating dnd lore while I’m making out with Davy Jones. We are not the same

[grootficguy]

you think you can hurt me? i DM for an L, a G, two Bs and a T. i’m an A. they all have main character syndrome.

[fc-hut]

Bard whose performance is just super tight, completely silent, but utterly aggressive yoyo tricks

[latenight-dnd]

My players just found out in the most unfortunate (and on my end vengeful) way possible that in this campaign, mpreg is a possibility.

Surprise, your male Dragonborn is pregnant. Bet you regret fucking that monster now, huh?

[welcome2glendale]

RIP Kyle