CloudCommentary - Every. Star Rail. Voice.
I'm really doing this. Again.
For the first time today, I listened to the English voices of EVERY SINGLE HONKAI STAR RAIL CHARACTER and saw what they looked like. I had been kicking around doing it for a while, & I've gotta give M A J O R props to YouTuber IGR for the fantastic video you see here.
...OK, if you happened to have seen my previous post on this blog, this is essentially a copy-&-paste format that I'm using. Don't worry, this one is genuine!
Here's what I had to say about each voice (hence, the commentary! [NOTE—This is in real time of me watching the video]):
00:00 - Caelus - Shaun Mendum - THAT'S HELLA DEEP, DAMN!!
00:10 - Stelle - Chloe Eves - This voice is like siiiiiilk!!!
00:16 - Pom-Pom - Christine Sposato - You're my favorite one out of everyone!
00:31 - Hysilens - Rosie Day - DEEP VOICES ARE WAY TOO SEXY I CAN'T UGGGHHHHHH
00:50 - Phainon - Joshua Waters - I wanna chill for a whole day with you, bro!
01:04 - Boothill - Andrew Russell - SPACE COWBOYS ARE THE BEST, MAN!
01:16 - Robin - Alice Himora - No way, you are literally about to become my biggest crush of all time... GOOD LORD, YOUR VOICE IS ANGELIC!
01:29 - Argenti - Talon Warburton - Tall, red-haired, posh, all-around cool!
01:37 - Yunli - Brenna Larsen - "Sparring = Friendship" works every time, no?
01:45 - Clara - Emily Sun (Svarog - D.C. Douglas) - I WANNA ADOPT YOU AS MY SISTER, AWWWWW-oh my god, you are so frickin' cool & scary at the same time.
01:56 - Firefly - Analesa Fisher (Sam - Adin Rudd) - I literally slumped in my chair at how beautiful your voice is... W-WOAH, COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
02:12 - Fugue - Anya Floris - FOX GIRLS ARE THE SEXIEST KIND OF GIRLS MMMMMMM
02:27 - Tingyun - Anya Floris - Yo, I've seen you around before!!!!
02:36 - Lingsha - Whitney Holland - WHO ARE ALL OF THESE g o r g e o u s BLACK-HAIRED GIRLS, DAMN, HOYO?
02:48 - Jiaoqiu - Mark Whitten - A pink-haired fox boy? That's some unique character design!
03:11 - Topaz - Sam Slade - THIS AIN'T STEVEN UNIVERSE, but you have a cute voice!
03:32 - Himeko - Cia Court - MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE MY BIGGEST CRUSH FOR MANY GOOD REASONS
03:41 - Cyrene - Aiden Dawn - No way miHoYo said "Nah, Elysia ain't gorgeous enough." YOU SPOIL ME.
03:56 - Evernight/Veil of Evernight, March 7th - Skyler
Davenport - WHAT KIND OF PEAK BEAUTY IS THIS!?!?!?!?
04:20 - March 7th - Skyler Davenport - CUTEST. VOICE. I. HAVE. EVER. HEARD. SERIOUSLY.
04:37 - Herta - Patty Mattson - Australian or British? I ain't sure...
04:46 - Herta - Patty Mattson - Why do you honestly remind me a lot of Rarity from MLP:FIM?
04:53 - Ruan Mei - Emi Lo - HITTING THOSE RAIDEN SHOGUN VIBES HELL YEAH
04:58 - Jingliu - AmaLee - This is Marin Kitagawa's voice actress.
05:10 - Yanqing - Amber May - A female voicing a young male character never gets old to me.
05:21 - Gepard - Bryson Baugus - THAT'S A SICK VOICE FOR A SICK OUTFIT
05:31 - Aglaea - Morgan Lauré - No way... miHoYo back with the sexiest blondes ever...
05:48 - Acheron - Allegra Clark - I K N O W Y O U.
06:01 - Bailu - Su Ling Chan - I will let you do anything to me with that cute voice.
06:10 - Jing Yuan - Alejandro Saab - Chillest military commander in video game history, put this man in Guinness, please
06:22 - Kafka - Cheryl Texiera - EVERYONE WASN'T LYING WHEN THEY SAID YOU HAD THE SEXIEST VOICE IN HONKAI.
06:37 - Cerydra - Rhiannon Moushall - THAT'S A... crown if I've ever seen one!
06:55 - Hyacine - Holly Earl - I WANNA PAT Y O U R HEAD. COME HERE, PLEASE!
07:18 - Permansor Terrae/Terravox/Pillar of Stone, Dan Heng -
Nicholas Leung - WHAT KIND OF PEAK BADASSERY IS THIS!?!?!?!?
07:42 - Dan Heng - Nicholas Leung - SLICKEST. VOICE. I. HAVE. EVER. HEARD. SERIOUSLY.
07:51 - Imbibitor Lunae - Nicholas Leung - WHY ARE ALL YOUR FORMS SO COOL...
08:03 - Anaxa - Stephen Fu - Long name, tall man, deep voice, strong demeanor... classic!
08:30 - Black Swan - Arryn Zech - IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU...
08:39 - Feixiao - Anairis Quiñones - HOYO FOX GIRLS PEAK KEEP IT COMING
08:52 - Huohuo - Megan Shipman (Mr. Tail - Aaron Veach) - You need sleep! Poor baby-HEY DON'T GET IN HER WAY!
09:12 - Blade - Daman Mills - BUT I WANNA KNOW YOU EVERYONE SAYS YOU'RE THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN HONKAI
09:17 - Bronya - Madeline Reiter - You remind of Shenhe, for some reason...I mean that in a good way...
09:29 - Castorice - Melody Muze - Apparently, you kill everything you touch. PLEASE MAKE OUT WITH ME, I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH.
09:42 - Cipher - Shea Fairaday - SEXIEST CAT GIRL! EVER! IN HISTORY! OH MY LORD!
10:00 - Tribbie - Hayden Daviau - CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! EVEN MORE WITH THE MULTIPLE VOICES!
10:26 - Jade - Faye Mata - Lisa has a new rival for sexiest character with a hat in video game history.
10:44 - Sparkle - Lizzie Freeman - POMNI AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:59 - Fu Xuan - Sarah Wiedenheft - PINK-HAIRED TSUNDERE!? This is amazing!
11:14 - Seele - Molly Zhang - ASTRA YAO BEFORE ASTRA YAO! YOU STILL SOUND SO BEAUTIFUL!
11:21 - Silver Wolf - Melissa Fahn - I expected you to sound as deep as a gamer girl possibly could. You remind me of Uzi Doorman, & I greatly appreciate that.
11:27 - Mydei - Gabriel Warburton - COOLEST PRINCE IN ALL OF FICTION! I don't wanna fight, man; I wanna hear your story!
11:40 - Rappa - Kendell Byrd - COOL VOICE, even cooler hat!
11:57 - Sunday - Griffin Puatu - What kind of a halo...thing around your head is that!?
12:04 - Dr. Ratio - Jordan Haro - DON'T GO ON TWITTER.
12:19 - Aventurine - Camden Sutkowski - tumblr LOVES you, bro.
12:33 - Luocha - Craig Lee Thomas - THE BRITISH MADE IT TO HONKAI!
12:39 - Welt - Corey Landis - This is EXACTLY HOW I THOUGHT you'd sound... the Astral Express is way too peak for its own good!
12:44 - Hanya - Suzie Yeung - You look & sound done with everything. I love it!
13:07 - Sushang - Anjali Kunapaneni - BRUNETTES NEED TO BE MORE PRESENT IN HOYO
13:19 - Luka - Howard Wang - red-haired guys are always the best in miHoYo!
13:26 - Natasha - Elizabeth Maxwell - I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO KISS YOU. I WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU ASIDE FROM ACTUALLY GET TREATED.
13:34 - Gallagher - Erik Braa - You sound like a Texan!
13:42 - Guinaifen - Morgan Lauré - NO, not KOG...oohh, you speak fast!
13:56 - Hook - Felecia Angelle - I LOVE YOU ALREADY!!
14:11 - Asta - Felecia Angelle - YES, I WILL BE HEARING FROM YOUR GORGEOUS VOICE MORE!
14:23 - Misha - Cat Protano - Train-inspired characters seem to be where miHoYo excels...
14:33 - Pela - Xanthe Huynh - Purple-haired girls in HoYo are always peak.
14:42 - Moze - Ben Balmaceda - NAH, PEOPLE NEED TO SEE YOUR BADASSERY MORE
14:50 - Serval - Natalie Van Sistine - My sister would love to meet you! I would love to do (naughty) fun things with you!
15:00 - Arlan - Dani Chambers - I TRUST YOUR CUTENESS WITH MY LIFE
15:08 - Sampo - Roger Rose - You sound very chill for a guy with THAT KIND OF ARM!
15:20 - Xueyi - Jenny Yokobori - Cutest judge in all of fiction ever all time history
15:30 - Qingque - Bryn Apprill - I WANNA SCOOP YOU UP & SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS!
15:40 - Lynx - Risa Mei - Are you from Honkai's equivalent of Alaska?
15:56 - Yukong - Dawn M. Bennett - FOX GIRLS ARE MY NEW OBSESSION
