Damian: My father.
Jon: Oh? OH?!
Flatline: THIS IS A SAFE SPACE WHY IS HE HERE?!
Billy Batson: Oh hello Mister Batman.
Sam: Furry.
Valerie: Totally.
Tucker: Wait, That's your Dad??
Damian: As I stated Pharaoh.
Tucker: I don't know why I was thinking he would be just a guy. Not the whole cosplay of the dark knight.
Sam: Dumbass he is the dark knight.
Billy: Can confirm, The witch is right.
Sam: Aye.
Tucker: Wait You are actually Robin???
Damian: Huntress did you hit him with your hoverboard again?
Valerie: Maybe? Foley how many fingers am I holding up?
Tucker: One and you are not very pg friendly about it.
Valerie: I say he is fine.
Damian: Hm.
Bruce: This was not what I was expecting.
Danny: Eh- Are you a talker? Why am I asking you? Damian, is he gonna be a problem?
Damian: I promise you Father would like to observe this well.
Danny: Hey, this is my place. My place my rules I don't care if you are like a century old. Sit where you like, foods in the kitchen that's the blue curtains over there. Does he know where he is?
Damian: He followed no questions.
Danny: Time works differently here so understand that you might feel like an 8 hour session but it's like 3 hours your time. No talking if I'm dming, if you want to change before sitting I can see if my older brothers clothes are still here. No promises.
Bruce: I will be fine.
Danny: Suit yourself weirdo.
Babe give me your dice.
Billy: Why?
Danny: Because you are always subconsciously infusing them with luck.
Billy: Oh yeah.
Damian: You didn't forget.
Flatline: Damn Marvel I thought we taught you to be a better liar.
Damian: Phantom, am I out of penalty?
Danny: Hmm, for now you are safe.
Billy: How is that fair?!
Sam: You were late because you wanted to be romantic. Bird boy was being stalked.
Damian: Remind me to not heal your druid.
Sam: I hope you get mauled by a Dragon.
Flatline: Yo Bard please tell me you did your calculations before this session this time.
Tucker: Yes you ratty rogue.
Valerie: Dm are me and SB good to make our characters marry?
Danny: Barbarian and Priest? Yeah sure.
Jon: Yes! Under the divine luminous moon you will be cured!
Billy: My Paladin is missing a sheet?
Danny: Nah I have it, you left it on my nightstand.
Billy: Oh thank gods for you.
Danny: You need a binder.
Billy: Im homeless?
Danny: You live with me??
Dabble inspired by Universal Dice
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