Lex Luthor, through various shenanigans, captures Desiree the genie ghost. Lex, naturally thinking he's smarter than a genie, starts making wishes. Chaos ensues.
(Some of y'all have a strange obsession with that bald billionaire lmaooo)
Kon stared at the chaos around him. He squinted as he looked around, trying to find the source.
"So... what's happening?" He asked, giving up and turning to the side.
Dani sighed. "One of the ghosts from the Ghost Zone left the portal and started looking around."
".... okay. Did your brother not bring them back?"
She sighed again. "No. He decided to watch the fun." She grinned then, smirking as she said, "It is kinda funny though."
Kon raised an eyebrow. "Okay, let me in on the joke too."
"The ghost that left the Ghost Zone is Desiree, and she grants wishes but twists them, like a monkey's paw. Luthor is the one who found her and she granted his wishes."
Kon would've panicked, but the expression on Dani's face told him that she wasn't done. She continued, "So far, he's wished for a lot of things. From what we know, he first wished for Superman to be dead."
Kon looked out at the city again, eyes wide.
"Superman is still there though? I can see him chasing down a robot."
"Yeah, a Superman clone from a random tech company died." Kon snorted and Dani continued speaking. "Then he wanted to be the most powerful being in the world, so Desiree gave him a perfect credit score so he could get more money, and thus, power. So then he wished to have the most money in the world."
"The IRS could detect the money leaving various accounts and then entering his account, as well as the credit fraud. So then they hired several government organizations to hunt him down since he started resisting."
Kon's lips twitched into a growing smile. "And next?"
"He wanted to not be bald anymore, but all of him is covered in hair now. He literally looks like Principal Brown," Dani said with a giggle.
Kon started laughing. "And then?"
"He wished for Superboy to love him most of all."
Kon looked at the city again. Now that he was looking closer, he could see that Superman wasn't chasing a robot. He was chasing something that was chasing the robot...
"Oh my god," Kon said with a wide smile. "Jon is the one who loves him now."
Dani returned his Cheshire grin. "Yep. And Superman got so pissed that he started hunting him down, so Luther's been too distracted to take back his wishes."
Kon laughed again, full on cackling now.
"This is the best day ever! I have to get Desiree a thank you card and a fruit basket after this!"
