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Thoughts on the Dumbo remake:

- Dumbo is the fuckin cutest little elephant ever created 1000000000/10 literally why were there any other characters

- All the human characters: whack!

- Danny Devito and Colin Farrell can stay but they’re on thin ice

- Less racist than the original, which is positive, but Tim Burton directed it so i’m not convinced

- Pink elephants scene was lit

- In film version of Baby Mine; mediocre but still made me cry

- Very obvious product placement of Dumbo plushies you can buy at the disney store

- where the fuck was the aurora version of Baby Mine??????? Bullshit!!!

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So Burton’s idea for this cruel tale of animal abuse, child abuse, social ostracization, and uncomfortable racial stereotypes was to get rid of Timothy Mouse (already one of the most underappreciated characters in all Disneydom) and replace him with two generic kids?

Seriously, Timothy is the best part of the original. Yeah, we all remember shitting our pants to “Pink Elephants” and crying to “Baby Mine”, but can we just take a moment to appreciate Timothy? Timothy...

Who out of sheer decency and with nothing to gain from it, became the protector and de facto parent to a baby shut out by his own kind

Decided to make Dumbo “a star” because it would get his mother out of Elephant Jail

Who was responsible for reuniting Dumbo and his mother for the “Baby Mine” scene in the first place

Who, on two separate occasions, defended Dumbo against bullies with a loud and well deserved chewing out

No, not all of his ideas worked, but unlike, say, a certain Cricket, he never walked out or gave up. I already knew this “Dumbo” movie was going to suck (Of all the Disney canon, why would you remake “Dumbo”?) but this?