Discover Top Posts Tagged with #ekkoheadcanon

Ekko: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jinx: *chugs entire bottle*

Jinx: It’s perfume.

Ekko: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Jinx: I turned out perfectly fine!

Ekko: Jinx, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Jinx: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jinx: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ekko: Jinx, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

Ekko: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jinx: Stop romanticizing the past

Vi: I’m this close to falling in love with Caitlyn

Ekko: Your fingertips are touching..

Vi: Exactly

Ekko: With great responsibility comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later..

Ekko, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Powder, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Vi: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Ekko: playing systemic oppression

#ekkoheadcanon