#el loves dc

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the thing with bruce is that he’s equally emotionally unavailable with everyone so you could literally ship him with anyone

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I love how they made the gay jokes in the film like yes, acknowledge how fucking gay lex is for superman

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okay but i love how barry and hal both have their own billionaire besties that the other can barely tolerate

the dynamic is so fun

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if you say batboys and don't include duke you are WRONG

if you say batfam and ignore duke you are WRONG

if you say duke is the only one of bruce's kids that doesn't look like him you are WRONG

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guys, i've gotta say, as much as i enjoy the classic masculine hal and effeminate barry dynamic, swapping them around is just so much better.

or, y'know. they could both be masculine or both be effeminate. instead of continuing to try and make queer relationships fit a heteronormative dynamic.

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mmmmmm yaoi

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my friends are arguing whether "be gay, do crime" is a better slogan than "be gay, commit arson" or not

meanwhile, when one said "be gay, do arson" I heard them as "be gay, do arsenal", and now I'm laughing my arse off picturing jason in a tshirt with something like this on it:

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just read the first issue of absolute flash and i’m totally hooked!!

I’m absolutely in love with wally’s design, you have no idea. if i could absorb an ounce of his gender my life would be complete.