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RAUL NIETO
⏾ He's a werewolf! He tells people on a 'need to know' basis
⏾ He and Buzz are rather close, and he'd go out of his way to do a lot for the other
⏾ He's one of Nate's longest-lasting partners, though that may be attributed to the fact that he doesn't ask much romance-wise (he is aromantic)
⏾ He enjoys Mavis' comapany because she makes him feel appreciated
⏾ He has a photographic memory, for better or for worse
ELEANOR LADY
⇅ She and Helen are related, though both have different ideas on how
⇅ Despite her monotone demeanor, she's rather fun company if given the chance! The 'given the chance' part is where most people fail
⇅ Her job as an elevator operator is something of a side gig, though she has so many that it's often wondered what her 'main gig' is
⇅ Schmitty had a slight crush on her during the early development days of The Ride, but she quickly shut it down. His sister on the other hand?? She has no comment.
⇅ Her personality does a complete 180 when drunk, though she doesn't drink as much as the rest of the Jellyvision crew
SANDY SCHMITSTINSTIEN
↺ She and Schmitty are siblings, with her being his older sister
↺ Before being hired for YDKJ: LFF, she had no idea that Schmitty was a host for YDKJ, which did not mess with his confidence at all
↺ She's 4 years sober!!! You go girl!!!
↺ She can tell Eleanor is interested in her, and is really just waiting for the girl to make the first move. She can't be bothered (doesn't want to do the wrong thing)
↺ She isn't a huge fan of Cookie, but she'd never say anything
BABY DIVA
▞ Xe and Bob are a constant will-they won't-they for the Headrush crew. Little do they know that this is on purpose, and the two are doing it solely for the reactions it garners. She thinks he smells weird
▞ Zey're South African, and like to do different shapes in zer hair on different days, although she admits it takes forever and might not be totally worth it
▞ Avid sillybandz collector. Of course.
▞ She has at least 100 of those word games (Cinderella Dressed in Yellow, Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar, Peanut Butter in a Cup) memorized, and breaks into them with unsupecting crew members often
▞ Gift giving is her love language!
GERARD MARTIN
ıllı He's a ghost who died in 1980, possessing a cheap monitor Jellyvision bought when the office it came from was liquidated
ıllı He died of a heart attack, and has defibrillator marks under his shirt
ıllı There was an attempt made to sit still for the picture, but floating is something he still isn't used to
ıllı Schmitty still believes he's a regular, if not, quote, 'unfortunate looking', living person
ıllı He's asexual (but not aromantic!)
DONNY BAKERSFIELD
ᶻz He 100% believed in Looksmaxxing when it was popular, and has been a 'performative male' since 2011. What an innovator!
ᶻz Nothing he's ever said or done has been 'for the bit'
ᶻz He's a polyglot, and can speak 8 languages within comprehension, though none of them very fluently
ᶻz People used to call him a Jesus lookalike in college and it went to his head
ᶻz Owns a vape, but doesn't want anyone to know because it's embarrassing
