ESFJ: Holy shit, where’s INFP?
ISTJ: Relax, she can’t have gone far.
ESFJ: I turned away for two seconds to get her an ice cream cone—
ENTP: [annoyed sigh] I think I know where she is.
- a few moments later -
ENTP: Yep. There she is.
ESFJ: INFP, get back over here! How did you even get in there?
INFP, crouched in the center of a petting zoo, surrounded by goats and small sheep: Oh—
INFP: [slowly disappears behind one of the larger sheep]
ESFJ: INFP!
INTP: Don’t worry, I’ll get her.
- a few moments later -
INTP, crouched next to INFP, having converted to the way of the goat & sheep: [slowly disappears behind another large sheep]
ENTP: oh my god—
ISTJ: This is why I hate all of you.















