#esfj problems

[1000wildflowers]

ESFJ: Holy shit, where’s INFP?

ISTJ: Relax, she can’t have gone far.

ESFJ: I turned away for two seconds to get her an ice cream cone—

ENTP: [annoyed sigh] I think I know where she is.

- a few moments later -

ENTP: Yep. There she is.

ESFJ: INFP, get back over here! How did you even get in there?

INFP, crouched in the center of a petting zoo, surrounded by goats and small sheep: Oh—

INFP: [slowly disappears behind one of the larger sheep]

ESFJ: INFP!

INTP: Don’t worry, I’ll get her.

- a few moments later -

INTP, crouched next to INFP, having converted to the way of the goat & sheep: [slowly disappears behind another large sheep]

ENTP: oh my god—

ISTJ: This is why I hate all of you.

[stemfandomtrash]

INTJ Problems #292

INTJ at the bookstore: Ah yes, I shall get these 20 books, 5 journals, and million more pens

ESFJ, looking at the newly cluttered bookshelf: Um, aren’t you going to start reading one of those books from your last shopping spree?

INTJ: I’ll start one tomorrow. Right now, their presence fills me with an aesthetic of wisdom and pride, and I shan’t ruin that.

ESFJ: What about those journals?

INTJ: Those journals...also add to my aesthetic. Besides, I have to finish my old ones first.

ESFJ, trying not to strangle INTJ: And what about those pens. THEY DON’T EVEN FIT IN YOUR PENCIL CUPS.

INTJ: The selection of the pen is a very delicate process. I cannot simply switch over from a pen I have been using for Journals A, B, C, or D without ruining the aesthetic and feeling of writing in them. On the other hand--

ESFJ: That’s it, I give up.

[alltypesofmbti]

:))

[lovenfj]

ESFJ & ENTP.   Sales tactics.   [personal experience]

How my ESFJ friend tried out working as a door-to-door salesman

ESFJ: ... and then the family that opened the door looked really poor, and they were actually already living with a lot of loans and after we spoke they were WILLING TO BUY THE $900 SET...

ENTP: Wow, seems like you're the...

ESFJ: ...so I said it's actually cheaper to order it anywhere online.

ENTP: ..WORST SALESMAN EVER?! What the fuck ESFJ?

[yournameoverandover]

actually as I think back on it that was a SUPER toxic environment for my personality and I’m so proud of myself for sticking it out, not fleeing, and trying to be fair/balanced about it rather than dismissive

[everythingilikeisdead]

This one time I put a message out to all my friends and made them send me their MBTI type and then I put it in an excel sheet so that I had a record of it because I wanted to make sure I knew the best way to care for my friends... I’m so ESFJ it hurts. 

[yournameoverandover]

ESFJ Problems:

When you're reading a great book and you have a series of severe emotional reactions to scenes, but no one is around to talk through your emotions with you.

[infjnerdgirl-blog]

MBTI Differences...

Alright fellow MBTI nerds. I have had this questions rolling around in my head for quite sometime & would like (legitimate) thoughts please. I have seen so many things describing the difference between sensors & intuitives & its always painted negatively. Having the INFJ personality its hard for me not to believe everyone is perfect in their own beautiful way. That being said, I recently had my heart ripped out by a sensor (ESFJ) that I was 2 months away from marrying (he cheated, a lot, long story) anyway... It begs the question: Are sensors more capable of doing hurtful things than intuitives? Are they are free of the deep personal guilt caused by hurting other people? In other words, Do they not suffer for hurting others as much as the intuitives because they simply do not have the capacity to do so? I am just trying to see from others experiences if this is true or if some people (not matter what type) are just freaking ass holes...