May 23
Hate to do this but I think I'm actually going (attempt to) draw the worm first? I already gotta draw the kitty cat twins for pride month. So despite the unofficial vote being about 5:1, the 1 is winning out this time. I've tricked all of you
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Hate to do this but I think I'm actually going (attempt to) draw the worm first? I already gotta draw the kitty cat twins for pride month. So despite the unofficial vote being about 5:1, the 1 is winning out this time. I've tricked all of you
Sitting in a fandom server's call of which you own with no one else is like-- sitting on a throne in an empty castle built on nothing. The halls are empty without henchmen to do my bidding, without an angsty teen elite that came from nothing. If one is to be evil alone they have the have the skill and/or motivation to do so, but I don't have that, and I don't WANT to be evil alone. What if I want to see my henchmen frolicking in the dead city streets, seeing how many hot dogs Ragg the Wrathful can devour before he pukes? What if I want to hear my successors evil monologues of doom, destruction, and dinner? What if I want to have some hero shmuck trot up to me and tell me all the ways I could be 'good'?
An empty evil castle is no evil castle at all. It is not evil, nor a castle. Just a set of empty halls...
I've gotten some questions; figured I'd compile them:
Q. Do you take commissions?
A. Nope.
Q. Do you take requests?
A. Feel free to ask! I'll probably draw it if I feel inspired
Q. Is this your only tumblr?
A. Nope. Good luck
Q. Is that Aggie/Magma?????
A. Yep 👍
Q. Would you ever host a Magma?
A. Hell yea, if there's any interest. I draw almost exclusively in Magma these days, and drawing with other people is one of the most fun things in the world.
No actually I'm gonna elaborate on this!
Some might say, oh you just haven't been following the right people if you don't know anything about Katya. Which I say bullshit
I literally searched through the Goncharav tag. I still don't know who the hell Katya is. She clearly did not make an impression enough for me to literally be scrolling through her tags and not retaining a SINGLE piece of info about her
Now if we go back to before I ever even CONSIDERED reading Homestuck. I distinctly remember actually UNDERSTANDING memes that were specifically about Vriska. She's made a impact on this site that only a few others can compare to. I knew stuff about her years before I read Homestuck and I live under a FUCKING ROCK
Fucking vote Vriska. I'm not even a Vriska fan or apologist or anything. If anything she's like a really cool caterpillar to me. Fun to look at and think about for a little while and easy to talk about, but ultimately will have no greater effect on me. She's just the better option
Also voting Katya cause you hate Vriska is just stupid. This is a competition of who's made the greater impact, the Tumblrwoman competition not who's better. Vriska should not be fighting for her life rn, she's made a irreversible impact on this site. Like they said for Cecil, know your roots.
Also it's fun if she wins.
Aren't you all tired of being shoved down into the dirt? Take my hand, join me in villainy, we can soar like birds instead of wallowing in mud like boars. We can know a bright future that we could have never known before. I can show you light, I can show you darkness. Peace is a sham. There's only one way out of this locked room. It's to kick down the door. If they're all at zero then they're all equal. There is no peace, only misery. We shall make a stair case of corpses and watch it grow so high that we one day will add the cruel bastard that calls himself God to that pile. Asking never works so we'll force them to listen to every last word till they die. Let us rise together above the fools hiding behind justice and shove those unwilling to listen into the dirt.
Prompt #4
"Okay, I give," Hero says finally. "What's with the swiss cheese?"
Villain squees, pulling out their notebook.
Gabriel: Oh victory is sweet! Like chocolate!
Gabriel: Evil chocolate. You know the kinds with raisins hidden in it, but you don't know it so you think you've bitten into a fly. Where was I going with this?
Actual One Piece Translation Dialouge:
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"Alright you criminals!" - Fiercest Navy Call They've Got. That is how you begin a showdown, people.
"Don't blame us for what happens, you rookies!" - Do pirates blame the marines a lot? I mean, probably, but isn't this... Kinda like the marines job? "SIR, IM HANDING OUT THIS HAPPY MEAL TO YOU. DON'T BLAME US FOR WHAT HAPPENS, YOU ROOKIES!"
"Quiet, commoner!" / "Alright, fish! This is the end, once and for all!" / "Now you die!" - So the Celestial Dragons are a bunch of powerful families who control the government and live almost entire seperated from the rest of the world and yet the only entertainment they have access to is Period Dramas About Evil Nobles and James Bond Films (but only the ones from like the 60s to 80s). And culturally, the people they have chosen to emulate from those films are the losers. Okay, cool. I mean, hey, I'm down with that. I just wanted to make sure that's what we were going with.
"Oh no! We can't stop her in time!" - I mean, there's a chance the translators didn't KNOW this was a cartoon and thus they don't have to have characters shout out what is plain visible to viewers as they watch. It's like a 65% visual media. You don't need dialouge exposition for shit that is happening.
"All three of them are captains! They're spearheading the attack!" - "Ahh, cool, sir! I mean, the captain thing was nice trivia although not actually relevant to the situation or.... your next sentence." / "It's true sir, you in no way have to be a captain to spearhead the attack. Actually probably strategically more advantageous to send out a second in command to spearhead the first wave of attacks thus leaving the captain free to formulate plans in response to enemy movements, prepare for future waves and lead the remaining troops." / "It's true, sir! I certainly wouldn't send out three non allied captains to spearhead a single attack all at once. That is just asking for chain of command confusion as, again, leaving no one behind in a clear position of leadership." / "Yeah, if anything, you should have announced they have no strategy outside if throwing their heaviest hitters at - oh god we're all dead now."
"First thing is more alcohol." - That's actually a fair point, brilliantly made. Props to Silvers Rayleigh and the team of countless translators who went into giving us that line.