Things that Jason Todd has pretended to be for the sake of the media (since he’s legally dead)
The family’s bodyguard
Paparazzi
Damian’s nanny
That’s his favorite cover because it infuriates Damian
Duke’s twin brother
Jason: ‘It’s fraternal I swear’
Duke:
The press:
Duke: ‘...yep’
Their live-in gardener
To keep up appearances he goes out into the garden with huge trimmers and Alfred hauls his ass back inside before he decapitates a bush
Bruce’s long lost child from an affair
The press eats this up
Damian immediately takes to Twitter to subdue the rumors because he doesn’t want anyone thinking that he’s biologically related to Jason
‘Tason Jodd’
An escapee from Arkham asylum
This backfires when everyone freaks out and calls batman and Bruce has to leave, come back in the suit, pretend to subdue Jason and then release him once they’re out of sight
‘I mean I did technically do a stint in Arkham so I wasn’t lying’
Steph calls him bae ONE TIME and all of a sudden everyone thinks they’re dating
They stamp out the rumors when Jason posts a photo of him and Roy kissing on his Instagram @undeadjasontodd
He frequently flat out says that he’s Jason Todd but nobody believes him