astro observations that feel like dropping your phone on your face // neural downloads 🌬️
• aries can suprisingly be very monk-like, like i will not speak for three days but i will build a table without nails. they’re childlike but can be very wise. people get confused by this. the idea people have of them can make them feel smaller than they are. also this depends on where mercury is. if it’s in pisces, then they’re probably more on the silent side but with fantastical imaginations.
• pisces men are like that™ because the world bullies the softness out of them. deep down they want to do things like cry at sunset but then that becomes “get a job!!” they’re trying to merge with the divine but it translates as bad communication skills and spotify playlists.
• aquarius placements get their phone in hand, suddenly their brain goes into in orbit. they’re quite literally addicted to scrolling and watching. leo’s are also on their phone but mainly using the front camera or socializing. they just learned how to Shazam a song. and have like 7 apps.
• cardinal signs had a five year romance plan by the 10th grade. aries had an ideal type and didn’t budge until they found it. cancer was naming the kids first and foremost. capricorn scheduled the wedding. libra made a mood board for it, and an ideal traits note. they treat it like shopping.
• sag venus falls in love in 3 seconds and out in 2 - it’s like teleportation 🤣
• scorpio mercury says “i’m fine” with the same energy as a someone holding a loaded g*n. they’re lying!!
• gemini mars loves a verbal foreplay olympics. flirty texts, three side convos, and they love for you to guess what they meant.
• virgo risings idea of fun is fixing your life while ignoring their own mental breakdown. theyll load your dishwasher while trying not to cry
• taurus rising could sell you dirt and you’d be satisfied
• cancer mercury remembers everything especially that one thing you said in 2019 at brunch. and they forgave you…..or did they
• north node conjunct mercury means your destiny involves a lot of talking. like more than you probably want, but hey!!
• air signs fall in love after lurking on your google search history. earth signs love to see you working in your element. water signs want your birth time and for you to just…. sit on the ground with them. fire signs just want an unlimited pass to touch your face in public.
• sag moons/risings whole concept is basically i’m not avoiding my feelings i’m just traveling to a country where they can’t find me
• libra venus/moon flirt by asking deep questions and mirroring your exact personality. “do you like this?” **shifts entire identity to match**









