#flicked off

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

thoughts of you... |2024|

[listenthreetimes]

Brooke: "That girl in that car was just looking at you!" Me: "What?" *give middle finger to back of car Brooke: "No! She was checking you out!" Me: "Really?" Brooke: "I mean yeah, you did just have your shirt up, she was checking out your stomach." -_-

[oldkniife]

I'm now just realizing that Lara's probably flicked herself off to Lo-Fang's music at least twice and honestly more power to her for it

[manicddaily]

Flicked Off

“Doug’s Watch” by Vandy Massey

Flicked Off

He collected pocket watches and was a real bastard.

His wife–a widow before they married–always sighed- oh he just likes to have things his own way–until she woke to a too-loud tinkle of glass.

Turned out to be a woman in khaki, boxing up her medicine cabinet for the moving van.  (From Mayflower she was; name of Nina.)

The wife, discovering then he’d…

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[greenrollinghills]

I literally had the MOST ridiculous drive home today. First, this old woman (she was probs in her 70's), cut me off. When I honked at her, she gave me the finger, even though she almost caused a HUGE accident. Then, this guy starts riding my ass and trying to pass me on a one lane road. And I was going over the speed limit. He also had his headphones in, which is 100% illegal. Finally, in my neighborhood, this lady was walking her to two dogs right in the middle of the fucking street. Did she move when she saw a car? Nope. She just kept on walking. 

Some people are dumb little shits. The end. 

[banana-hamm0ck]

random person on the road: *cuts my grandma off

grandma: what that is so rude *shakes pointer finger frantically at driver

me: grandma what are you doing??

grandma: giving him the finger honey

me:...

grandma: *continues to shake pointer finger

[simply-eve-denise]