#flying graysons

[lonelyplace0fdying]

I need some new circus-themed rogue to show up in either Gotham or Blüdhaven just so that Dick can nitpick everything about their gimmick. Like, to the level of the one time that Dick went on this near page long rant about the difference between circuses and carnivals and the fact that circuses don’t have rides.

Like I need to see him have an aerial fight with this rogue and have Dick fully giving them notes while they’re fighting. I just had the image of Dick swinging after a rogue in my head and shouting “POINT YOUR TOES!” At them when they flip over a gap. And like. Quizzing them on circus terminology too, and when it becomes clear they just… stole the aesthetic, he starts rattling off a list of things for them to know to actually do a circus gimmick right, before ending it off with “come on, you could’ve done at least a little research.”

Honestly just give me more nitpicky Nightwing in general. He’s VERY protective over the circus and I need to see that more tbh. But also that’s your way to get advice from a Flying Grayson entirely unsolicited, aspiring acrobats out there.

[batfamquotes]

dick grayson: My 6-year-old daughter Mar'i calls Dunkin’ Donuts “Drunken Donuts.” dick grayson: I was going to correct her. Then I realized it was the best idea ever for a bakery.

[batfamquotes]

dick grayson: My 4-year-old jake is demanding I play a game with him but I don’t want to because the game is he holds my eyelids open and I try to blink.

[batfamquotes]

mar'i grayson: Had one of those days where I felt soooo young (grocery store bakery employee gave me a cookie just because, mom left me at checkout to go look for something)

[batfamquotes]

dick grayson: No one ever told me the highest-stakes game I would play in life was trying to figure out the rules of whatever pretend game my toddler Jake is attempting to play with me before he explodes with frustration.

[kqinoras]

at this point we need to start making a list of who WASN’T at the circus when john and mary died

[hanjil-kbr]

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I just saw on Instagram about the Flying Graysons on the Lego Batman game

...

Holy Fuck Batman

[batfamquotes]

mar'i grayson: I remember when I was 6, I got ahold of my dad’s ID & it had an expiration date. spent 3 hours crying because I thought that he was set to die on that date. he asked me why I was crying and I didn’t tell him because I was scared he was gonna cry as well.