#frued

[randomuniversityquotes]

Linear Algebra Lecturer: "Most of modern science was developed because he was really mad and wanted to disprove another guy's god."

[thepursuitofunderstanding]

The more perfect a person is on the outside, the more demons they have on the inside.

Sigmund Freud

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

Freud just wanted to fuck his mum and do a classics degree.

[razzleberryjam]

Be a man in the body of a hot sexy woman

Wonder why you think you are so sexy but you hate your body so much you wish you were a man

Realize you're a straight trans man who's type happens to look kinda exactly like your mom in the 80s and also that's what u looked like when you looked like a hot sexy woman

Frued strikes again

[that-one-dude]

Psychologist 1: So we have many theories about why people do things submitted here and a lot are popular, some are outright outlandish.

Psychologist 2: Hey.. what's this?

Psychologist 1: Oh that's some weird coke addict uhh.. Freud something, probably talking about how 6 year old boys want their mom or somethi-

Psychologist 2: This makes sense.. This is totally testable and this should be the basis of modern psychological theories!

Psychologist 1: What.

[robobee]

[blipslisle]

Me: Don't you wish your mother was hot like me.

Sigmund Freud: *sweating*

[randomlonelytorment]

Frued would love me.