#funhouse mirrors

[archiecovers]

August 1986

[evilhorse]

1960s Batman Trading Cards Reprints: Distorted Dynamic Duo

[nextbigaiello]

Look. That's me in there.

The real me.

There I am.

But it's not really real, is it?

Just made-up and pretend, like my family and my life and everything else!

Why couldn't you just let me make-believe?

[b00f1eld]

okay- i should probably actually introduce myself and my blog in my intro post. hai, my name's Booie! i'm a queer trans boy (he/it) with a special interest in naruto :> i mostly post art, but i also write on ao3 sometimes (link on my strawpage)

i'm a multishipper and have many different sets of hcs for characters, so i won't always draw them consistently :p

i'm an avid believer in plural transmasc sakura & 'inner sakura', trans lee (usually transmasc, cuz he's literally me, but lee can be anything you want— like hatsune miku. hatsune leeku), genderfluid naruto, agender gaara, and nonbinary tenten

the naruto characters i ship most often are gaalee, kakagai, tsunade/kurenai (do they have a ship name??), sakuten, sakuhina, narusasu, chōlee, shikachō, shikatem, shinolee, narusakulee, and inosaku. t4t sakulee is slowly growing on me..

i post about other fandoms, too! i'm a big fan of deltarune atm and love transfem ralsei, transmasc noelle, and kerdly hcs :33 i have a few tags for fandoms, but i won't list them all rn (i'm writing this at 02:15 lol)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

my current fanfic.. i promise it's good. maybe.

Art Fight

An art gifting game

also, my artfight profile. forgot to put that on my strawpage & im lazy asf

[catfishkisser]

Baby Simon for the fic vvv

https://archiveofourown.org/works/89568256/chapters/237902381

[naminethewriter]

Funhouse

Told you I was gonna catch up! Though maybe I shouldn't have 'cause I'm super tired, I hope this story is legible 😂 Anyway, this is for day 2 of @intruloceitweek, hope you enjoy!

Masterpost | Intruloceit Week 2025 Masterpost | Ao3

Summary: Logan and Janus come home from their trip to the grocery store to a little surprise.

Content Warnings: None

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Logan enjoyed grocery shopping with Janus. They both kept an eye on the shopping list, had fruitful discussions about what items were needed and whether they would be making extra purchases. It was efficient and provided nice companionship.

Of course, Logan didn’t mind when Remus joined him or them on a trip either. He certainly had a way of making even that mundane activity exciting and different, but he also added way more to the cart than they needed, making them spend more than planned. But it also led to them finding some of their favorite foods, so Logan couldn’t complain too much.

That day, Remus had elected to let them go alone, however. He had that glint in his eyes when he said goodbye to them that told Logan he had some form of devious plan to set in motion. He hadn’t even bothered to ask questions about what it could possibly be; Remus wouldn’t answer them anyway. Instead, Logan and Janus discussed the possibilities on their way to the store.

As they got back home, Logan first sniffed the air as he stepped inside. Nothing out of the ordinary. He could also not hear anything unusual either. He toed off his shoes, still hyper aware of his surroundings, and started down the hallway to set the grocery bags in the kitchen, when he caught something in the corner of his eye that made him stop in his tracks.

Their hallway mirror hung unsuspectingly on the wall where it always was, but Logan’s reflection in it wasn’t as it usually was. In it, his face was warped comedically and appeared longer than it truly was.

“Janus? I would like to request a reality check.”

“Oh? In what way?”

“Please tell me if our mirror truly is morphing my reflection or if I am more tired than I thought I was.”

Curiosity piqued, Janus came over and stood next to Logan, his face stretching in the same way his partner’s did.

“You are seeing just fine. Remus!” he yelled through the house after turning his head away from Logan to avoid hurting his ears.

“Coming!” came the response from upstairs and moments later, loud steps announced Remus’ path towards them. Logan and Janus used the time to put down their bags in the kitchen finally.

“My dorks are back!” Remus laughed delightedly as he found them, giving each of them a big kiss. “Got everything we need?”

“Indeed, we did. Now Meus, would you kindly explain what you did to our hallway mirror?”

“Oh, you saw? Isn’t it so funny?”

“Hilarious,” Janus deadpanned, which of course made Remus giggle. “What did you do and why?”

“Well, remember that old amusement park that was totally run down and shitty they closed recently only a bit of a detour away from my work?” Both of his partners nodded. “I got curious, so I drove by last week just to check it out and they just so happened to tear down the funhouse. I asked them if they were gonna trash it all and they said yes, so I asked if I could have some of the mirrors then if they were trash anyway and they said sure. I measured out all our mirrors and am replacing them all right now. Isn’t that so fun?!”

“For a bit, sure, but it’s gonna get annoying quick.”

“It’s not gonna be forever, just for like a week and a half.”

“Why a week and a half specifically,” Logan asked, brows furrowed. Remus just grinned at him instead of answering. It only takes another moment before Janus seemed to figure out the answer.

“You want to mess with your brother.”

“Bingo! When he stays here next week, he’s gonna go crazy not having a single, functioning mirror in the entire house! Just imagine it! Hilarious! I wonder what kind of tantrum he’ll throw!”

“Yes, I’m sure that’s going to be quite the show, but I think we all need a mirror within the next week and a half, Muse,” Janus sighed.

“Oh, I’m leaving the one in our bathroom. Roman’s not gonna go in there unless he’s really, really desperate.”

“Wow, thanks for being sooo considerate.”

“You’re welcome!”

“At least he considered our needs and adjusted accordingly,” Logan hummed as he placed a hand on Janus shoulder to calm him down. “And I do now kind of want to see what’s going to happen.”

Janus sighed.

“I do, too.”

[your-local-anomaly]

Ava is a mother now btw

New fic Funhouse Mirrors just posted

The yuri of all time parenting the goobers ever ‼️‼️‼️

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