♤Forestbriar♤

AI HATER AI "ART" ISNT ART ♤ Asexual, agender (aka homosexual in all directions), polyamourous ♤ ♡ Don't be creepy you will be blocked ♡ ◇ Casual whimsy is my life ◇ ♧ I'm in so many fandoms I've lost count ♧

[your-local-anomaly]

*Lounges gayly on my fainting coach, high heels on my feet and a flowy shirt that makes it impossible to tell what I am*

I'm so fucking bored

[Link to my vsmp playlist]

[chernobylcatfish09]

I want a fat cock in some way

[almostgenalpha]

here! :3

[chernobylcatfish09]

I must hold the chicken, I must listen to its serenade of chicken noises

[almostgenalpha]

Here is a demonstration

[chernobylcatfish09]

Legs must go free, taking notes taking notes

I must know if I can slowly spin around with them in my arms, lest they be spooked

[your-local-anomaly]

Boy do i have the chickens for you

[cognitiveinequality]

guys i am obsessed with this new weekly web show from @theonion...It makes me so, so happy - its existence, the running storylines (don't miss the ads, the Jim Haggerty show, the guests, and the callers), and above all the pitch-perfect Jones-esque commentary by Tim Heidecker.

It just all makes me want to leap for joy - FYI if you're out of the loop, all profits from this new "InfoWars" (complete with rainbow logo and mystery Elf who may or may not appear in your nightmares) go to the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims. Alex Jones (having a great time in Hell, apparently) targeted, victimized, and sicced his mob of credulous morons on these grieving families for over a decade, and despite winning their court case they've yet to see any of the court-ordered restitution Jones was legally ordered to pay them.

Please subscribe to the InfoWars YT channel and support their efforts if you dig a good satire - they stream live every Thursday, and the videos are all available on their channel. Also check out their merch!

[killer-offical]

can everyone give me their hear me outs. you better not give me some conventionally attractive shit✋️ ok

[the-gay-rat]

The mathematical precision that allows our planet to have total solar eclipses 🤤

[your-local-anomaly]

Tree 😍

[almondcroissantsandink]

Human!Rocky and Eridian!Grace

Rocky gets a fun engineering pun shirt and I wanted to figure out how to incorporate Grace's main colors (blue from his eyes, gold/yellow from raincoat/hair and orange from his fox symbolism) into an Eridian design and thought a geode would be fun! I also wanted to give Rocky slight hyperpigmentation because his carapice is different shades and also incorporate his Eridian coloring into his clothes

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[graves-yard]

I wanna be there………

[graves-yard]

I’m not even lying my absolute dream is to be covered in sfx gore and fake blood and rip off limbs or fake skin I do not care just something

The dream to cosplay Simon Iron Lung just so I can do all this stuff

[strictlyquadrilateral]

okay, like, listen. imagine if animals formed a support group for people who aren't human. and all the resources were like "for creatures with four legs" and the birds went "hey, we don't have four legs? can we be included please?" and the other animals went "oh my GOD stop making things about you. humans have two legs so you can't possibly be oppressed for having two legs." and also no one is even talking about insects or arachnids.

[pjackk]

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just turn on peaceful mode when I’m exploring far away from my base in Minecraft these days. I am not interested in losing all of the stuff I collect out there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I usually play on survival easy mode because I like just a little bit of tension in my gameplay but during certain tasks it just becomes annoying.

I’m a big advocate for changing your game difficulty in the middle of playing it. If you randomly want one thing to be easier or harder the option is there for you.

[naturalfirewave]

I have quit worlds for lossing my stuff. I am a big advocate for playing how you want because I still have a world that I go back to because of keep inventory.

[stonesense]

totally i understand narratively why project hail mary ends with grace becoming a teacher again but ever since i saw the movie i haven’t been able to stop thinking about what a crazy move it is from the eridian perspective. like imagine if we had one (1) alien on earth and we liked him so much that we just let him have a class of schoolchildren to teach all the brand new alien science to, for fun. what’s the selection process for that classroom. do the adult eridian scientists wish they were in there

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[saph-the-queer]

Who up sniling and not fwowning

[finnthephrog]

I’m just imagining Rocky looking at the laptop. And ik everyone loves the “Rocky finds AO3” “Rocky finds say gex”

but imagine Rocky finding history. Learning how horrible the species of his new best friend is. Imagine for a small period of time Rocky genuinely has to sit and question Grace because if humans are capable of such atrocities what is Grace capable of? He’s one of them is he not?

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Sometimes I think about the fact that Rocky was out there alone for 46 years and then Grace shows up and just… fuckin solves the problem that's been plaguing two entire species in, what? A matter of weeks??

And like yeah, obviously there's more to it than that. They're a team, a Grace alone would have probably died trying to get the samples from Adrian. Or, tbh, might have never got out of his original Mental Breakdown phase and just gone fully crazy.

But from Rocky's perspective, this has to feel insane. Like we talk a lot about Grace feeling inferior to Rocky, but there's no way that Rocky wouldn't have a similar (or worse) complex about Grace.

And this isn't getting into the fact that (from Rocky's perspective) the moment he leaves Grace, everything goes to hell again. Goes to hell again because, as he later finds out, Grace bred the taumoeba in xenonite breeder tanks that Rocky designed.

Do we think he wondered, on the way back to Erid, whether things would have been fixed 46 years ago if it had been one of the Blip-A scientists who survived, and he'd just succumbed to the radiation?

Do we think Grace had to reassure him, over and over, that it was if anything Grace's fault for not foreseeing that the taumoeba would adapt to the xenonite, and that there was no way that Rocky could have designed the tanks better?

Do we think he felt like an imposter when they got back to Erid and were both hailed as saviours, because it was Grace who had done the science, Grace who had made the sacrifices, while all Rocky did was wait for him to get there?

[your-local-anomaly]

Left one is the pfp, right on is the banner

I didn’t change the dividers yet, may not, I’m undecided

The banner is making me chuckle xD

[j3llysl0th]

Common trans misconceptions (so you don't have to learn the hard way)

Binding won't make you board-flat. There's still mass there, but it will make it less noticeable

You CAN still get pregnant while on T, and you CAN still get people pregnant while on E.

Not all medical professionals are transphobic, but some are and a lot of them are not super informed

The only thing you need to be trans is a gender identity different from the one you were assigned at birth. You don't need dysphoria or hormones or anything, just that.

It doesn't matter how or when you figured it out, your experience is valid!