How would Slytherin Boys (your pick) react to gn! reader saying "all men are shit except for you" You can pick if it's platonic or romantic.
My sister screamed this at me as a way of apologizing after an argument. And I just found it so funny that I wonder how fictional men would react to it.
Sorry if this is offensive in any way.
“ALL MEN ARE SHIT….except for you.”
HOW THE SLYTHERIN BOYS REACT TO YOU SAYING THIS
Ft. The riddles, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire
Tom Riddle
He just nods. At least he’s kinda glad to know you don’t think he’s the worst of the man kind.
He knows his own gender specie is weird and unthinkable.
“LIKE I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT TO ME…UGH!”
“I choose the bear as well.” Tom says while just reading his daily books. Not taking his eye off of the book he is certainly hooked on. You nodded with a huff.
Mattheo Riddle
Just standing there like “🧍🏾Uhmm..I agree?”
He has no idea what happened but at least he likes how you don’t think he’s shit.
“I agree? So who do I need to beat up?”
Draco Malfoy
At first when those words came out of your mouth he was gonna say how he isn’t only form you to beat him at it.
He felt appreciated. So he nodded and asked for what happened to make you say this.
And now he is a drama hungry bitch cause now he is gonna spread false rumors about the bastard who dared to anger
Blaise Zabini
He just nods with a smile
“Glad to know I’m not shit.”
“Of course you’re not.”
Theodore Nott
Nods while listening to you. His mother taught him to treat people with respect. So of course he will listen and want to know who made you this angry.
As soon you give off description and what house he belongs in. It’s game over for that guy
Don’t worry about the shitty man you were talking about. He’s been taken care of darling.
Lorenzo Berkshire
He’s a “girl’s girl” is what you called him when he had agreed the whole way when you said it.
He just sat there and nodded his head as you told him how men are shit.
He felt glad you think he isn’t shitty at least.
Now he can stop overthinking about how he thinks he bugs you too much.
