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Mom: Good morning to you too. Where is your hat?

Soldier: But moooom!!!!

Mom: Don't mooom me. Hat, then - a helmet on top.

Soldier :D :D :D . I bring death, Mom. Why do you keep pestering me?

Mom: I don't see a valid reason not to wear a hat while bringing it (death).

My Mom - #26

Mom (while scrolling through an online dress store): “I also picked out [sister’s] prom dress on here.”

Me (shocked): “She’s going to prom?!”

Mom: “No, I just picked out her dress.”

Me: Do you like my lipstick?

Mom: *in Japanese* Ehh, yeah. But it's applied kind of messily.

Me: This is Dorito dust.

My Mom - #24

*I heard my Mom send the dogs to my room, and they came running in tails wagging, ears up, all excited with fruit label stickers on their heads.*

Me: “Mom? Why do the dogs have stickers on their heads?”

Mom: “I turned them into mangoes!”

My Sister - #38

*My sister trying to move my mom’s vintage spinning wheel*

“I don’t wanna break anything or I’ll be gutted publicly.”

My Mom - #10

Mom: *running around house screaming* “I can’t find my coffee!! Where’s my coffee?!?! I don’t know where I put my coffee!”

Me: “You need to get your priorities straight.”

Mom: “I had them straight and then I lost my coffee!”

#funny moms