#funny siblings

[middlesiblingprblems]

Having siblings is crazy because I will absolutely murder my siblings for eating the last oreo, for sitting in my seat, for talking even. But god save your soul if my sibling has to tell me you did something to them because I will go batshit crazy and tear your fucking life apart.

[chaosgremlin46]

This happened earlier in the living room.

Me(whispering): [Brother], are you a real boy?

Brother: ..Yes?

Me(still whispering): ARE you a real boy?

Brother: No.

Meanwhile, my other brother. Just now chilling in my room—

Me(whispering): [Brother 2], are you a real boy?

Brother 2: No I'm a fucking fake boy I'm fucking pinnochio!

[minorly-inconvenienced]

Bed time. >:c

He a meanie

[omni-zombi]

If 2 sisters are sharing a room one is going to be light sleeper who is in bed by 9 and the other is going to be a restless sleeper that only comes to bed at 2 and spends the rest of the night scrolling on their phone.

I'm the second one. Sorry, sis.

[scifidancer]

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Sister - #33

Sister (to me): "You do realize that your sense of humor consists entirely of burping and dad jokes?"

[the-maskedlady]

Sister Talk #03

Me: did you have fun? [hiking through the forest]

Sister 2: yeah, i liked being poked by all the branches

Sister 2: it's funny

Me: ...okay

[tumblingpigeons]

There are some parts of me that are like "You shouldn't have been that mean to ur siblings :/" and then there are other parts that are like "honestly you didn't drag them enough"