#geryenskier

[clown-of-rivia]

"So Jaskier, how did you become Yennefer and Geralt's boyfriend?"

"Well, funny story..."

Something about Yen going "this is my husband Geralt and this is our boy toy, Jaskier. Jaskier say hi" just gets me.

Geralt introducing them: This is Yen. This is Jaskier. They're mine.

Jaskier introducing them: anyway here's my groupies-

[mawbwehownets]

I JUST THINK. he deserves. a Smorch!!!!!

[whamber]

My ideal Yennefer and Jaskier dynamic for

s2

[barlowpng]

Found Family

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

Jaskier: I'm a total snack, but it seems no one is hungry.

Geralt, whispering to Yen: I'm fucking starving.

Yennefer, whispering back: That makes two of us.

[eames-with-a-rose]

Him

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Additional Tags: Monsters, Self-HarmSelf-HatredDepressionGuiltCanon-Typical ViolenceSuicide AttemptPost-Episode: s01e06 Rare SpeciesSelf-Destruction

Description : In his time as a witcher, Geralt has killed just about everything that can be killed: monsters, beasts, constructs, men, even the undead can die again if you know the trick to it. Wraiths, he knows, are the lingering troubled spirits of people who died tragically, violently, unjustly and unavenged. Their unfair fate spawns in them a jealousy and hatred of everything living that quickly drives them mad and makes them dangerous and deadly, driven to torment those responsible for their plight. Usually he feels no more than a twinge of pity as he sends them off again with silver and fire, but then again usually they aren’t haunting him. Usually they aren’t Jaskier.

Geralt learns that Jaskier never made it off the mountain after the dragon hunt and, if that’s what it takes to appease the monster that now wears his face, neither will Geralt.

[yeetthenoodles]

so, i dreamed abt season 2 of the witcher...

basically yen and geralt (w/ ciri) had met up but yen and geralt are rather obviously still bitter to each other

however yen learns abt what geralt said to jask after she left and she kinda rips geralt a new one, then she goes to find jask cause no where is safe

when she finds him he is barefoot in the woods, a lot thinner than he should be, and no doublet, trousers torn and absolutely covered in dirt

he thinks she there to either kill him or do something else nefarious, but she just sorta grabs him by the throat when he tries to run away and portals them back to geralt and ciri. i woke up after that...

[clown-of-rivia]

Geralt has 2 hands

Both are for roach

Because he's scared

The girls are fighting