#geraskier quotes

[sandraharissa]

And I am wanting

[freakpsychopath]

Jaskier after Geralt tells him that witchers have no feelings:

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

Jaskier: I have very high standards, you know.

Geralt: Fine, I'll listen to you.

Jaskier, internally: Oh no. He's meeting all my standards.

[thewitch-ier]

Jaskier: *bangs the phone with an angry huff*

Geralt: Hey, you don't have to treat the phone like that. How would you like it if i banged you on the table?

Jaskier:

Jaskier:

Jaskier: i-

Jaskier: i don’t know the correct answer to that question-

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

Jaskier: I'm a total snack, but it seems no one is hungry.

Geralt, whispering to Yen: I'm fucking starving.

Yennefer, whispering back: That makes two of us.

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

Geralt: Don't do anything stupid.

Jaskier: But you're kind of stupid and I do you all the time.

[sandraharissa]

Heart's a Mess by Gotye

[ivegotbreadinmypants]

Yennefer, over her xenovox with Geralt: So, you kissed Jaskier how many times?

Yennefer:

Yennefer:...Yeah, that's technically not a bromance.