#gf headcanons

[kittynugg]

the pines family would have a "how fucked are we" scale depending on who's crying

-soos is crying: honestly that might just be his burrito exploding in the microwave, you're fine

-mabel's crying: could be a pretty bad situation if mabel isn't being optimistic or trying to fix it

-dipper's crying: again, dipper would rather fix the problem than cry, but he might if it's severe and unfixable enough

-stan's crying: if stan is crying and it isn't over a movie or something, we've officially crossed into "oh fuck" territory. the situation is BAD

-ford's crying:

SOMEONE HAS FUCKING DIED AND/OR WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

[e1ectraaheart]

gf!rogue headcanons rogue x reader; fluff

gf!rogue who has mastered subtle dominance. you're in her way in the kitchen when she’s tryna make breakfast? she’ll lift you by the hips and place you out of her way on the countertop without so much as a word. can’t decide what to wear for date night? she’ll pick something cute (and skimpy) for you to wear and throw it on the bed, fully expecting to see you in it. she’s never forceful, but she isn’t subtle either. 

gf!rogue who flirts with the most devastating southern charm you’ve ever seen. because her touch is toxic, she’s become a master at the art of sweet-talking. she’s great at getting you to fold instantly, more so from the smooth sound of her southern accent than her words themselves.

“well hot damn sugah, you tryna kill me?” she’ll drawl when she sees you walk out all prettied up for a night out. “you’re lucky my touch is poison, sweetheart, or we’d never make it out the door.”

gf!rogue who is 5’8 and pure muscle. even through all the layers she has to wear to keep others protected from her touch, you can see the outlines of her biceps and the curve of her thighs straining against the thick material of her suit. you can’t help but be grateful to whoever designed the x-men suits because they do wonders for her ass as well. you memorize every curve of her body, patiently awaiting the day you’re finally able to touch her soft skin.

gf!rogue you who catch staring at you in her free time. not creepily, but she’s always admiring your features, memorizing every line and dip in your face. she feels a tug in her chest as her eyes graze your lips, knowing there are next to no ways she’ll ever be able to kiss you as long as she wants without harming you. she’ll never admit it, but at night when she lays next to you, her eyes water as she watches your sleeping form. she knows intimacy is so much more than physical touch, but the ache that plagues her heart knowing she won’t ever be able to feel you is enough to bring her to tears.

gf!rogue who disappears randomly for days on end, only to come back bursting through the door of the x-mansion exclaiming she found a “cure” for her powers. cyclops frowns and starts to say something about her mutation not being something that needs to be cured, but she can’t hear him. her eyes are set on you and she sprints across the room to envelope you in a hug and finally rest her lips on your face. she kisses you on the cheek, hesitant, just barely grazing the skin. once she realizes you’re okay and aren’t about to crumble to the floor, she kisses you dizzy, lips moving in harmony with yours like you’ve been doing it for years.

gf!rogue who gets carried away the first time she’s able to touch you. her first thoughts when her powers are finally suppressed aren’t sexual, but she just wants to be able to feel you. she hugs you like it’s the last time she will, pressing her cheek firmly to yours, because to her, it could be the last time. kissing you like there’s no tomorrow and her hands are everywhere before they find a home on the sides of your face. later that night, after she’s fully tired you out for the next week or two, her hand will crawl up your side and trace small patterns on your waist. she’s obsessed with the warmth your body radiates and how she can finally feel it, refusing to ever let go. she’ll litter your skin with kisses, sucking hickies onto spots below your collar where only the two of you will ever see them. the morning after when you wake up, she’ll gently pull down the collar of your shirt to admire them, a physical mark to prove to herself that she really was able to touch you.

[typing-catastrophe]

Stanford Pines x reader headcanons

💕 fluff

touch starved. like severely

so startled whenever he and someone else accidentally touch

close proximity makes him really nervous

he so isn't used to it

at first it's because he doesn't really know how to behave around other people in a normal setting anymore; but once he develops feelings for you, that mans brain just shuts down once you're too close to him

full on blushing, stammering, no thoughts head empty kinda thing

i mean how could he not, did you look at yourself??

his nicknames for you would be 'darling', 'dear', 'love' and something science-y and/or geek related

(imagine when he starts writing in his journals he calls you 'prince/ss unattainabelle' because he thinks you could never like him like that)

will not recover from seeing you in his red sweater

can't stand seeing you get hurt, blames himself when you do while on missions/adventures with him

will take great care of your wounds and checks on you regularly while recovering

if he only cared that much for his own well being

designing and gifting little things to show his love; definitely welds you a bouquet of you favourite flowers

loves the way your hands fit into his

makes space in his work room for you to hang out there (both doing your own thing but being together)

at first insecure about his kissing abilities, but gets sooo addicted to kissing you not soon after

literally melts when you run your fingers through his hair (extra points when his head rests on your lap or chest)

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

[lunamilliesapphire]

Dipper and Ford's favorite games are obviously dd&md, I feel Mabel would take a bunch of different cards from different game (+some of her own), shuffle them together, and make it into her own card game.

And Stan is the champion at monopoly.

[babydollsdiaryy]

𝑮𝑭!𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺

-She loves watching you. Not in a weird stalker way, more of an admiring way. She admires the little things of you. The way your hair falls over your shoulders, the way your eyes scrunch up when you laugh, the way you seem to just be so effortlessly beautiful. She just thinks everything about you is absolutely perfect.

-since she's so watchful of you, she's also very observant. She observes how you handle things, how you solve issues, how you look out for others, etc. this often leads to her thinking "what would y/n do?" Whenever she's in a stressful situation.

-She will switch up on anything she hates if you like it. She hates a cheesy romance movie but you like it? Suddenly the movie is "tolerable".

-She LOVES cuddles omg. She def likes being the big spoon (esp if you're shorter) because she likes to feel like she's protecting you, but if she has a night terror, or maybe just feels like it, she will definitely like to be the little spoon.

-She loves listening to you talk. Your voice just soothes her from anxiety and stress. She'll ask you to tell her about your day in an almost concerning amount of detail just so she can hear that voice of yours.

-She gets clingy at times, especially after a long day of patrol. She'll kick off her shoes when she gets home and immediately head straight to where you are, collapsing on top of you and sighing before mumbling, "I missed you."

18+ / smut / mdni !!

-I see a lot of people headcanon her as some "cold long strap wearing dom top" but I don't really see her like that... At all. I feel like she would be a switch, like when she's top she'll be more of a subtop, but when she's bottom she's FOR SURE submissive as HELLLLL

-she likes calling you a good girl and likes being called a good girl... WHAT WHO SAID THAT??

-I feel like she wouldn't grunt like I've seen people make her do in fics, but I feel like she would definitely whimper and whine with some occasional moans here and there.

-She gives AMAZING head, and WILL eat you out like a woman starved if she wants. And when I say amazing head, I mean it. Licking, sucking, pumping in two digits (and maybe her tongue...🫣) the works.

-She definitely loves when you sit on her face. You'd probably be scared of suffocating her but she'd just brush it off and say some shit like "nah babe, I prefer my meal on my face."

A/N : I need her so bad like actually hold me BACKKKKKK🤤🤤 also this was my first time writing smut so if anyone wants to like gimmie advice or smth it's very appreciated........😿

[jesse-pinko]

Yeah okay so I like the angst potential of the hc that most of Stan’s old man medical issues were actually the result of injuries from when he was living on the streets bc canonically he’s like 58 or something w a hearing aid and dentures so that hc makes sense buuuut has anyone considered the angst potential of some of those injuries having happened while working on the portal with hazardous materials and no expertise?? And Ford finding out that Stan has permanent physical disabilities from trying to bring him home for all those years??

[somethingc00l3r]

How Ninjago ninja act on your period

Cole

Cole will shower you in chocolate. He heard online somewhere that chocolate helped cramps and he decided that was fact and just ran with it. Literally. He ran out of the monastery to the nearest store and got many bags worth of chocolate and other treats for you.

Jay

Jay panics at first. He runs around the monastery trying to figure out what to do. Once the other ninja tell him what to do he gets the hang of it. He’ll sit around next to you ready for any request.

Kai

Kai is the heatpad. He knows by now what to do when you flop on him, mumbling about cramps. Kai warms his hands, more than they usually are, and places them over your stomach, just letting you lay on him like that until you feel better or just fall asleep.

Lloyd

Lloyd is the type of guy to stress about how you feel anytime, so when you’re on your period he tries to figure out any way to help with the pain. Lloyd gives you your favorite snacks with water and a heatpad the moment he finds out.

Nya

Due to the amount of physical work Nya does I wouldn’t think her period is that bad, but she knows what you’re going though. Nya keeps a mental note of your periods dates to just make sure there’s pads and anything else you need stocked while you’re on your period. It helps that she’s very open about her cycles and stuff so you can be perfectly open with her.

Zane

Zane has scanners so he knows your vitals— it sounds weird but it shwos how Zane cares. He’ll make sure to check in when your cramps get bad and give advice and anything you need when you need it.

[open-misfire]

Head canon: Stan and Ford have bunk beds, like on the ship as well as in the shack.

When they come back from sailing at sea for almost a year, they've gotten used to their sleeping arrangements; it reminds them a lot of when they were kids. It's comforting to know their brother is just above/below them.

So when they come back for the summer and they are in different rooms, it doesn't bother them at first; they actually think it's good not to listen to 'Stan's snoring' or 'Ford's scribbling' for once... but after they get everything set up and it's time for bed, neither of them can sleep; they just stare blankly at the ceiling.

At first both of them don't know why; they both toss and turn. Ford starts reading to see if that could tire him out, but it doesn't work. Stan starts counting smuggled pugs over the border; that doesn't work either...

"What if he has a nightmare?" Stan thinks to himself.

"Is Stanley having a hard time sleeping too?"

"What if he needs me?" They both think in unison.

Ford gets out of bed right away and grabs his pillow to go to Stan's room.

Stans was a bit hesitant at first till he heard a knock on his door, so he opened it, and it was Ford standing there like a kid who had just come to pester his parents after a bad dream.

"Having trouble sleeping too, eh, Sixer?"

"Yeah, I can't get to sleep. Is... is it ok if I sleep with you tonight, Stanley?"

Stan has a big dopey smile on his face. "No problem at all, Pointdexter."

For the rest of that night, Stan and Ford sleep peacefully, hugging each other (platonically!).

The next day Ford buys a bunk bed for the shack and builds it with his brother.