#gi pierro

[yumenosakiacademy]

"I remember those eyes... It was just before I placed the curse of immortality..."

[spagoleon]

Pierro: Some people ask me how I manage the Fatui Harbingers.

Pierro: Truth is, I don’t. I have no control over them.

Pierro: This morning, Pantalone asked to show me something, so I went to see what was going on. And then Tartaglia shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun while Sandrone almost choked on her own laughter.

[razorblade180]

Grave Error

Dottore:Ah yes, everything went nicely and I gained everything I wanted without fail. I’m such a genius.

[A couple months later]

Pierro:WHO IS STRATEGICALLY DESTROYING OUR BASES!?

Dottore:*thinking*….!?

xxxxx

A burning factory

Scaramouche:HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAA!

Aether:ON TO THE NEXT ONE!

Paimon:You would think if The Doctor were so concerned enough about what Hapaysia could know, he would’ve negotiated for Wanderer’s body.

Nahida:Hindsight is 20/20

xxxxxx

Dottore:(I SHOULD’VE GRABBED THE BODY! OF COURSE SHE DIDN’T KILL HIM!)

[jxellywhore]

YALLLLLLLL 😫😫😫🥛🥛🥛🥛

I KNOW IM LATE AS HELL BUT THIS MAN HAS ME LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

THIS MAN IS SO FINE THE SECOND THE TRAILER CAME OUT AND HIS FINE ASS WALKED INTO THE PANNEL I WAS IN MY BED LIKE THIS 😭

It’s gonna start raining white when he pops up as a beatable boss for the game 😔

XOXO jxellywhore~ 💋💋💋

[yumenosakiacademy]

"I already know the price of gazing upon the gods... So tell me—what is the price of killing a god?"

[spagoleon]

Pierro: What were you thinking? Leaving the other Harbingers alone at an event like that?

Pulcinella: No excuses, I mistakenly treated them like responsible adults.

[spagoleon]

Pierro: Why am I considered the most responsible one?

Columbina: I once broke my hand after getting really into a song and hitting my hand on the wall accidentally.

Arlecchino: I once stuck my hand in a toaster because I wanted my toast that second.

Scaramouche: I once ate ice cream with a knife because I didn’t want to acknowledge that I had to do the dishes.

Childe: I almost crashed a car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk.

Pierro: I’ll never question it again