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[spagoleon]

Kaeya, kicking down Jean's door, looking panicked:

Jean: What happened?!

Kaeya: Nobody died.

Jean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

[dougdimmadisco]

Paimon: there's only One Thing worse than a harbinger

Lumine: a Childe

Paimon: NO,

[spagoleon]

Jean: So are any of us,,,, just a tad straight. Even one of us.

Lisa:

Amber:

Eula:

Noelle: [Slowly raises hand]

Kaeya: [Slowly lowers Noelle's hand]

[spagoleon]

Ei: This isn't how I raised you.

Scaramouche: Funny, I wasn't aware you raised me at all.

[spagoleon]

Childe, in Fontaine: In my defense, Your Honour, I simply do not vibe with the law

[spagoleon]

Childe: Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

Aether: You don’t have to be a bear to do that

Childe: I want to be a fucking bear

[spagoleon]

Kaveh: I’m in love with Alhaitham

Cyno, narrating: He said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

[spagoleon]

Cyno: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you?

Kaveh: You don't sound particularly mad about it.

Cyno: I'm not.

Kaveh: You still seem disappointed though.

Kaveh: Are you upset you weren't invited?

Cyno: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt