#google is dumb

[otaku-kin]

Tf you mean google.

[penandthepencil]

I was typing LGBTQIAP+ on a Google Doc the other day, and it underlined it in red

This is what it wanted me to say instead:

No, Google, stop excluding me. I DEMAND MY LETTER

[strangelyregular]

are you sure all of those are ukuleles

[edelwary]

ok google how do i know if my crush likes me back

google said u need to ask them !

[cayashutalksabout]

Yeah google, I forgot my password, thanks for fucking noticing-

[we-didnt-playtest-this-at-all]

I hate when you google something new one time and suddenly autofill thinks that you must be trying to type ‘turkey’ every time you put in a T even though you’ve been on tumblr a million times before 

[fusion-ego]

Actual Google search: “does stumbling over my words when reading something count as having a stutter”

Google: [More or less says yes via several relevant articles about stuttering while reading]

Ok cool.

Another actual Google search: “does feeling nothing except extreme discomfort in your own skin count as depression”

Google:

........................ wOW THANKS GOOGLE

[squidsarelife-blog]

Google you dumb fuck

And YouTube seems to think Lava is my favorite song? I’ve heard it once or twice years ago.