#gotham batwatch

[robs-your-robins]

Gothamites narrating Batman, the Robins and Allies like a nature documentary prt IX

Spoiler: *rising shakily on the ledge of a tall ass building about to jump*

Fake Attenborough: She may not be willing to take the plunge as yet which is fair considering, this high rise is about sixty-three storeys and any drop would splatter a bird like a-

Spoiler: *flipping the narrator off*

Batman: *pushing her hand down, muttering something unintelligible*

Fake Attenborough: Batman stays close with this youngster. It seems an old can can teach-

Batman: *flipping off the narrator before jumping*

Spoiler: *backflipping after him*

[robs-your-robins]

Gothamites narrating Batman, the Robins and Allies like a nature documentary prt VII

Fake Attenborough: Robins are known for their ability to perch along anywhere in the city. This young Robin has found safety atop a lamp post after getting separated from the flock.

Penguin: *cackling below*

Fake Attenborough: The greater Gotham Penguin has cornered the young Robin, possibly attracted to the bright yellow of the little bird's plummage. The Penguin moves.

Robin: *string of swear words and insults while dodging bullets*

Fake Attenborough: The Robin is a scrappy little bugger well able to fend off this attack but one misstep and this bird will fall afoul of this larger bird.

Fake Attenborough: But here, there comes the Bat after hearing the calls of his young. The Bat has the Penguin on the run but the Bat is built for speed. The Penguin not so.

Fake Attenborough: One savage beating and headbutt later, the Bat gathers his young close. The youngster did themselves proud but they have much to learn.

[robs-your-robins]

Gothamites narrating Batman, the Robins and Allies like a nature documentary prt VI

Fake Attenborough: One brave onlooker has boldly approached the Robin, attempting to offer him some sustenance after a failed pursuit of a rogue.

Robin: *approaches the girl holding out her Batburger order*

Fake Attenborough: The Robin appears interested in the offering but takes the time to cautiously study the offering.

Robin, glances around: *takes the bag and scurried up to perch on top of a lamppost*

Fake Attenborough: The Robin has taken his prize to enjoy at a safe height, to protect himself and his meal from other scavengers and predators. Thanks to the onlooker's interference the night is not a failure for this young Robin. Gotham Batwatch reminds you that a Robin's diet is still a mystery and the GCPD has lobbied for a restriction of human interference.

[robs-your-robins]

Gothamites narrating Batman, the Robins and Allies like a nature documentary prt X

Fake Attenborough: This is a chance for the young Bat to learn the best grappling technique from it's mother.

Batman, words inaudible: *fastening grappling line, showing Batgirl how to hold on*

Batgirl: *little nods*

Fake Attenborough: It appears it is time to fly with mama for the first time.

Batman: *hits button, but trips over cape, stumbling off the high rise*

Fake Attenborough: It appears perhaps the elder Bat needs a refresher course.

Batgirl, finding the camera: *spreads her hands and shrugs before jumping off the roof, with the same dramatic grunt as Batman*

Fake Attenborough: We here at Gotham Batwatch want to remind you that no Bats were seriously harmed during filming. We think.