#harry potty

[lemonemenom]

"He told me he wanted to help get rid of all the articles about me having darkness or whatever just because I’m a Parselmouth. I don’t think this helped, really, but I appreciate the effort.”

fic by @shanastoryteller

[slimegargoylee]

Oh my god I need a second I'm going to bust

[garret-smith]

the death eaters are just the wizard cartel

[liltooni]

Think Quidditch with me for a sec.

Got it in your head?

Accidents on brooms. Players ushered out into the game when they really have to go and just can't concentrate on the game at all...

Beaters who get clubbed dead in the bladder because they are NOT paying attention (bludger, bludger, oooh cute Seeker on the other team-bludger. There went my insides.)

Keepers who are just horrible at what they do and guarding these hoops is so difficult to do when they have to also concern on not peeing on their brooms...

Continued tomorrow because I'm falling asleep sitting up

[comedians2know]

Getting type casted in Hollywood.

[beeldad-gryllz]

I've always wanted a truly fabulous toilet experience, so I've been decorating the walls with pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart.

So far, my brother has already told me he would never use the toilet when he visits, I'm sure he won't be the only one.

[river-moon-goddess]

@ jk Rowling please, just stop just write a new book let Harry Potter go it’s enough pls

[nipponnomad]

watching Sadako vs Kayako, and the fansubbers clearly gave up on translating these Buddhist chants