#he actually does

[sorryimananti-romantic]

HE LOOKS SO DREAMY HERE I AM ACTUALLY BLUSHING

[zerogravityinq]

I, while watching the DefunctTV playlist, realize with how Batman's identity is set up in MtW, it's not out there if he winds up doing appearances on TV like children's shows like Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego or Sesame Street as Batman because he could literally walk on set, cowl off then flip it on and the crew would either go "wow that's some awesome cosplay Mr Wayne" or "where did Mr Wayne - oh, Hello Mr Batman"

I had the thought of Tim, age 8, on Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego or a similar game show and Batman comes on as a cameo agent and Tim is losing his mcFucking mind because neither Harry nor Bruce or ALFRED told him this was happening. Like he doesn't yell or anything but like a lot of footage has him looking wide eyed and stumbling over obvious clues. Then at the end, BATMAN comes out and congratulates him with a smile going "Good Job, Robin." (Mind he wasn't saying this specifically to Tim. He was scripted to say that to whoever won)

The way he has a meltdown on the flight home 😂😂😂😂 and has a second one because none of his siblings knew and they collectively flip out when the episode premieres.

[hunter-royalty]

"What the hell do you want my rocket launcher for!?"

"Would you believe me if I said it was for fishing?"

[brushbuddybuggy]

This Rat Smokes Cigarettes.

[lexipurpi]

help me.. My brother thinks SAME FACE SYNDROME is fake, and ships Alstery!

[paniniville]

part of being an adult is watching a kids’ movie and thinking about how the happy ending isn’t economically feasible

but it’s a movie about talking animals so it gets a pass

[theviolenttomboy]

Emerald: Hey, do you keep a hair dryer in your purse?

Ruby: Of course. I'm not an animal.

-PokeSpe/Brooklyn Nine-Nine (again x10)

[incorrectlolquotes]

xin zhao: alistar, how do you sleep at night?

alistar: i have become at peace with my body and only my soul seeks balance. i sleep restlessly.

xin zhao: i just wanted to know if you wore pajamas.