i need a scary batman with an even more scarier robin.
cw : sfw, can be read as a reader-insert but it's written in third person, robin is gender-neutral with they/them pronouns, platonic relationship for all characters, more of a thoughts and headcanon than narrative.
it's funny honestly, batman were mostly known with his teenage sidekicks with brightly colored suit and even more bright personality (except for damian but the bright suit still counts). it's just an unwritten rules by now, everyone knows it.
but what if one day batman shows up with someone who's as tall if not taller than him, body bigger than the batman himself (I'm talking about absolute batman sized robin), even broodier than him, criminals really thought they're getting a second batman but when they see properly the person is wearing a modified robin suit with darker color palette.
the fuck you mean kartos god of war is a robin? fuck the batarangs, this robin comes hurling down the goons like they're john cena, heavy body pressing the air out of these people like pancakes, knocking them out in seconds.
funny thing is they will stand right beside batman, towering over the man in cowl and visibly perking up at one "good job kid" from batman. the fuck you mean this '6 foot something' robin a "kid"??
it's even funnier when this robin is actually just a teen like any of other kids bruce picked up, it's just they just have... strong genetics.
love the concept of this robin with not so great childhood, growing up in the slums of gotham, dogs eat dogs environment, but still have a golden heart of a child, imagine how happy they are when batman took them in, even if they goes on fighting and crushing people at night, they're still a child, bruce will make sure to treat them as one, spoiling them to the point Alfred have to scold him. (it might be his guilt from the past kids he raised or even something else entirely).
alfred : "sir, they cannot just eat chicken nuggets everyday"
bruce : "but the kid have never eaten chicken nugget before alfred, and they love it!"
alfred : "i know sir, but it can not be healthy for them"
robin : "dad, can we have chicken nuggets for dinner?"
bruce : *eyeing alfred nervously* "of course-"
alfred : "master bruce!"
the other kids were sceptical if not intimidated by the new robin at first, but they grown fond of the large teen eventually, how can they not? the kid is polite and probably the sanest kid out of them all, even with the not so great background and childhood they have.
*cue dick proudly introducing his new baby sibling to his team.*
nightwing : "hey guys this is robin! my new little sibling"
robin : "hello :D" *standing beside dick while holding his hand (their hand engulfing dick's hand completely) and basically towering over everyone in the room*
someone : "i'm not so sure about the 'little' part"
even better if this robin is a bit younger than damian (obviously damian already settled a few years in the manor, he's around 16-17 now).
damian being damian of course wouldn't trust this stranger, even as far being passive-aggresive to them, but the longer they stay, he comes to tolerate them atleast.
damian who is eager to teach his 'little' sibling how to use weapons even though the said person is a foot taller than him that he had to crane his neck whenever he talks to them.
lin has 100% fucked all three kataang siblings. both kya and bumi are aware of this, because they’re not totally oblivious, but poor tenzin still believes he’s the only one.
then, one day, tenzin suddenly has the epiphany during dinner (with his entire family around, including lin and both siblings), and has to try to stay calm while he realises what all the quips made by kya and bumi around him really meant.
NOT LIGHTING BUGS IN A JAR REALTED BUT HEAR ME OUT
So do yknow during no-one mourns the wicked, the munchkin who hands glinda the torch to burn the statue and is also presumably the one who built it
Yup that guy
the munchkin that hands glinda the torch [and aslo helped building/is the one who built the wooden statue of elphaba] is boqs father because munchkin land seems like the type of place to have last names based of jobs sort of like medival England so Boq's father is from a. Family of WOODSMAN so he'd be working with wood aka what the statue is made from
In addition, he bassicaly has Boq's same hair style [I know most of the munchkins do but sush]
I feel like dropping my unique TWST headcanons. Also my twst account is @shrimpy-sherbet , i share most of my Twisted Wonderland sfuff on there. Enjoy. Tell me if any of them are actually problematic. pls interact, i share fun facts about me and nonsense and the twst fandom is so cool i am just scared to touch it.
-Deuce Spade is Black, i think.
-Epel is transmasc. I take no criticism on that. That is a transgender man. He needs gender-affirming care STAT. (i also think that hes a person of color but i change which one every time i think about him tho)
- Vil is giving blonde white girl who takes someone marginalized as a pet project. -1000 aura.
- Epel, Deuce, Jack and Lillia work out together. Ace, Sebek, and Silver show up sometimes too.
- Rook is polyamorous. In a much different life, Vil, Neige, and Rook are in a polycule.
- Floyd has a mood disorder! I believe this to my core, and see a lot of myself in him. Plus, it gives me hope that people around me will treat my mood swings as normal and accepted as Jade and Azul treat it. Also, he doesnt have to hide them, and i find that uplifting, even if the other students call him weird.
- Azul was like, actually grew up fat, and has/had disordered eating. Again, iykyk with his behaviors. I think him having xxy chromisomes could be an interesting thought, but i havent researched it much.
-Trey and Jade want to date. Both are bicurious, i think. Or they date, but are so so secretive about it.
- I think its fun to assign Grim differwnt breeds of cat he could be. Funniest options are Sphynx and Munchkin cat, but i believe hes a regular tabby or ragdoll. Persian could be cute too.
- Deep down, yuu wonders if they cause all the overblots. I also wonder how much thry care about their living space, as it doesnt change much.
- Unfortunately, Vil and Rook are both natural blondes.
- Its more realistic that Yuu fights overblots with the camera/photos in some way, but i like to imagine my yuu (Darla) with a taser in hand and a knuckle sandwich. She gets very roughed up.
- Vil also has really negative body image, but i think he copes in other ways such as rigid schedules and diving into schoolwork.
-i think riddle took a sip of his mothers alcohol sometimes. I have no proof or reason though.
Oh, i forgot! Azul and Jamil hooked up during or right before the Luxe Couture trip. This is because i ship them, they're my favorites, and are so gossipy together that other characters point them out as 'peas in a pod'
I gonna write this headcanom au whatever you want to call, before they ruined shadow milk backstory with the more basic shit (I am looking at you burning spicy 👀)
Shadow Milk used to be a wise and friendly cookie, one of the most thoughtful of the five. He was extremely hardworking and wanted nothing more than to create a better world for all cookies by using his knowledge.
Because of this, he never took breaks, always staying busy trying to solve everything. He was constantly running around looking for a cure or an answer, working himself to exhaustion to ensure he had all the solutions.
When his friends began to fall and turn into beasts, he once again tried to find a way to cure them and help them. He did everything he could, but it was never enough.
He screamed and begged the witches for answers, for help, for anything, but was met with deep silence. Yet, he didn't give up. When you search, you find.
He found the truth—a truth so agonizing that it drove him completely mad, one far more horrific than any other.
In his madness, he became entangled in his own lies, weaving a web of half-truths and delusions to shield himself from the unbearable reality.
Everything he does is tied to a desperate need for control. He constantly manipulates and puppeteers the cookies. The jester theme also connects to this, as the jester is the only one who can truly speak his mind and say the truth—because everything they say is dismissed as a joke.
Especially since he keeps talking about not knowing what's true and what's a lie. He manipulates the information so the cookies never see the truth he uncovered.
Remembering this is 100% a headcanom, isn't true ok? Don't come welling at me for being wrong when the update comes up!
I know some people have talked about Eddie's Swedish heritage and my headcanon is his grandparents on that side passed when he was younger. He says his mom is Swedish but she has an American accent, maybe she moved young or her parents moved before her birth?
If you want to use Swedish terms for Eddie referring to his maternal grandparents though, I checked in why my bestie's Swedish husband for you!
In Swedish you specify which side of the family they come from so it's like saying 'mum-mum' and 'mum-dad'.
So Eddie would say Mormor for Grandma and Morfar for Grandad.
Feel free to use in your own headcanons or fics as you wish :)
