#helicopter parent

[everythingnowshow]

We fixed Jurassic Park with Sam Brown from The Whitest Kids U’Know 🐶🚨

[sunnysunnatko]

KINDERGARTEN 3 SPOILERS

cindix fic idea where they bond over their parents cheating and divorcing<333 past cindix fic where they wait for their parent/driver at the end of Paging Dr. Goolittle except no one is coming to pick them up. So now you have two salty exes having to hang out again<33 chews on the bars of my cell<333

[idkstuffiguess]

I just saw a post abt how Suo from Windbreaker looks like Hualian's lovechild and now I need an au/crack crossober where Suo is like their kid and he misses ONE weekly facetime and Xie Lian and Hua Cheng assume he got fucking kidnapped or died and HIGH TAIL IT to Bofurin

[boonalina]

LMK Successor AU:

The Sun's Star

Successor AU was created by me. It's a fic I'm currently writing and will periodically make art for. Basically it's a timeline where Mei and Mk were born around the same time Redson was. Wukong raised Mk, and Macaque raised Mei. Wukong acts sort of like a parental yandere in this.

(Oh and also Redson was raised by Nezha in this AU. Now you can probably see why it's called the Successor AU.)

Follow me to keep up with the AU.

Successor AU Fic Link

[bamba-le-tofu]

How does one tell their helicopter parent that i do not want their overwhelming presence in every single aspect of my life without making it sound like I don’t love them anymore

[rub1es-diary]

All my baddies in the club who were praised for being such a good and well behaved child growing up but did it out of fear their parents would hurt them in any form, because they’d constantly say “I’d smack that child” to child characters in tv shows who acted out PUT YOUR MF HANDS IN THE AIR!!

[anonymous--writings]

what if the eldritch baby is already old enough to go to school in like a month

Then the eldritch baby will go to school! Most children are already going to school pretty early anyways, and if the baby looks old enough, there's no problem sending them to school. Though I'm sure you'd probably start worrying about your baby and will use your powers to look over them as much as possible.

[peachsequence]

It’s time for more random Corey Cunningham headcanons because I can’t stop thinking about him. This is mostly about young Corey and involves his mom, so fair warning this deals with child abuse.

Before Jeremy Allen, Corey still loved his mom. It was a conflicted love, tainted by resentment from all her anger and possessiveness and abuse. Yet, he couldn’t shake the good memories he had of her, from when he was young and naive.

He wasn’t allowed to do the stuff most kids did. Never any sleepovers. Never got to hang out at friends’ houses. 

A few times he’d been invited to birthday parties. His mom always found a way to be insulted by the other parents, sowing hostility that would fester for weeks as she ranted on and on about how rude and awful everyone was. 

Kids tried to be friends with him, but there were only so many times he told them he couldn’t hang out after school that they got bored of trying.

Corey became a very lonely young kid and the only person that was allowed to fill that void was his own mother. For a while, he clung to her, the way many young children do.

As he got older, it stopped working. He saw how other kids formed close-knit friendships and pieced together that it was her fault he never got to be a part of it.

When he was a teen, he hid things from her. He’d lie about going to the library when he was actually hanging out with friends. Sometimes he even dared to go on dates, despite the dread it gave him when he worried she’d find out.

Despite having good grades and teachers complimenting his hard work, his mom always found little things to be suspicious about. She’d accuse him of drinking or doing drugs or sneaking out at night.

Yet, if anyone ever mentioned Corey to her, she’d rave about what a good sensitive young man he was.

Her mood swings gave him whiplash and he was never sure if she was about to hit him or kiss him. He preferred the first option, because at least it meant she’d run off to stew in her anger and leave him alone.  

Try as hard as she might, she never did foster the dependency from him that she wanted. Instead, resentment festered in the back of his mind. He never acted on it, but it was there, and every time she snapped at him, it grew.