#here though

[creaturefeaster]

Chickenstab is more like a reblog blog now tbh

yeaaaaaaah but it's been that way for a while anyways. id make one funny post once in a while but its almost always been mostly reblogs... except for the time before i even had doodlestab. i only created doodlestab to contain my art in one place but alas. im destined to be disorganized.

[thisgalliz]

Let's fucking gooooo

I got to the part of WoR where shallans like "it's just a banana, how much could it cost, 10 dollars?"

[wishicouldpostfromsecondaryblogs]

It's always funny to me now when I read fics where twn Geralt calls Jaskier 'lark' or 'songbird' cause they've canonically made him the second youngest in a family of fucking twenty. He has been subjected to the Cain instinct of several witchers for 100 years. His love language is insults. He WILL look deeply into jaskier's eyes during a romantic sunset and call him a shrieking banshee. He doesn't dare use any endearments in public because IF somehow even a single one of his brothers comes to know, he's going to be hearing about it from his entire family until he's in his fucking grave and then probably after as well.

[loycos]

Two questions:

Your backstory (meaning how did you become a tumblr user, what inspired your posts)

Your favourite topic.

Your favourite couple

i found tumblr in 2012 through a forum that shared Once Upon a Time gifsets from tumblr posts. saw that there was a community for this show here as well so i signed up. (that show is t r a s h btw)

i change my favorite couple every few months to a few years, depending on my hyperfixation at the time. most of them i still ship even when im no longer obsessed. theyre all wlw cause im a naughty lesbian. rn its caitvi since i watched arcane 7 months ago and i love preppy femmes, but if you go back in my art tag you'll see them all.

[littlestgamer]

So close yet so far. Heroes has spoiled me with things like this

[snarp]

This is obviously not the worst thing about Netflix Death Note, but like: if they were going to change all that other shit, why couldn't they have gone ahead and made Ryuk a different breed of clown?

I mean, Death Gods aren't house clowns, they're exotics, you can't care for one the way you do a normal clown like Light's shown doing and expect things to be okay.

And 1) I'm already flashing back to the old f_w meme about "but how MUCH clown piss" (edit: ought there to be on Light's walls?, is the rest of the question and 2) I hate myself both for retaining that information and for making this post and 3) I'm getting offline and blocking all relevant terms, 4) forever.)

[lightvialamp]

january 26 - delivery || @jegulus-microfic || wc: 241

James was late. 

Regulus knew that James was late because it was 2:53, twenty-three minutes past when James usually showed up at the bookstore’s backdoor, red in the face from wheeling a dolly loaded with boxes of new releases and smiling cheerfully. Regulus often wondered if that smile was reserved specifically for him, and then immediately wanted to punch himself in the face for the pathetic wishful thinking. 

Regulus scowled at the book open in front of him from his stool behind the cash register when the bell over the front door chimed, ushering a customer in from the rain. 

“Delivery?” Regulus looked up in surprise at the voice as a takeaway coffee cup was placed gently on the counter in front of him, the sight of James—damp from head to toe with a slight blush peeking out of the collar of his FedEx rain jacket—enough to spin him back into the realm of maybe-not-so-pathetic wishes.  

“Sorry for the delay,” James added, standing there bashfully, his own coffee cup in hand and head tilted to the side a bit. “The boxes are still around back, but I thought you might enjoy something extra today.”

It wasn’t until an hour later that, in going to throw it away, Regulus noticed a phone number scrawled across the side of the empty cup. He walked home that night with a smile on his face and a new text conversation open on his phone.