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Heyall I just remembered pinned posts exist!

Figured I probably should so here we go!

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Ok that's all :)

#nyehehehe

jiouska

janmisali

pick whatever option the person you follow who reblogged this post appears to NOT want you to pick. if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random. if it's unclear which option the person whose reblog you're seeing wants you to pick, pester them until they give you a straight answer then do whatever they don't say. reblog at your own risk.

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second option

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

#If the day of the month is even or divisible by a prime pick the second option if it isn't pick the first unless it's a friday #or before noon on the day you see this. In that case pick the second.

videolottery

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

dragongirlbunny

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

arcnoise

as a transsexual experience ⁉️ who has found 🔎 a cheese 🪤

arcnoise

📦 why is it so dark in here

amberautumnfaebrooke

as a transsexual woman 👩 who has never had an experience 🚫

should-be-sleeping

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

should-be-sleeping

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

should-be-sleeping

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

should-be-sleeping

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

joanthreatt

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

bedupolker

She should be at the club

Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there

Meanwhile not at the club:

bowelfly

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

mutant-distraction

📷 Brian Fryer

baradragon

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

baradragon

some of you should not be reblogging this

assdad

lastoneout

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.