#hermes headcanons

[mythologicalcorner]

Hermes Dating Headcanons

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- Hermes would love to show you the world. He’d always take you on cute and romantic dates in exotic and isolated areas of the world whenever the two of you had the time (but because of how fast he is you may feel a little dizzy or sick at times). Quality time for Hermes is worth more than anything that could ever be given between the two of you - except for physical touch of course.

- He tries his best not to come across as too overpowering or daunting for you, as he knows that most humans feel vulnerable in the presence of gods. He only ever visits you in his godly form when you ask him to and he purposefully slows himself down so that he can genuinely experience things with you and make things last as long as possible. Before he met you, it was almost as if he had entirely forgotten how to live at a normal pace.

- Hermes is actually very shy when its comes to romance and loving affection, he’s never committed himself to anything before and when he starts to it’s like something scary he’s never experienced. Because of this, your relationship together is painfully slow until the two of you decide that commitment is what the both of you truly want.

- No matter how long the two of you have been together - Hermes will try to hide you from Olympus for as long as possible. He knows how jealous the women up there can be (and the damage they cause when they feel that way) but he also wants to keep you away from everyone as he knows they’d purposefully try to take you away from him. Most of the gods see love as a game and find pleasure in competing to be better than the other. Also, you would be subjected to horrendous treatment due to being a mortal until you are granted immortality (or die first).

- Every time he comes to visit you he brings flowers. You never know where he brings them from, and usually, he finds them on his travels (whenever he sees an exceptionally beautiful flower he thinks of you), and he feels that you should always be surrounded by the beauty of nature in a world that is industrial and destructive of the natural world. This is another reason why he’d prefer isolation over civilisation, but he would never ask you to move to somewhere remote for him unless he knew you wouldn’t mind.

- Hermes loves small touches - whether it’s grazes of the hands or him stroking your cheek during an intimate moment. He often finds himself getting lost in your eyes and his affection for him overwhelms him. Because of this, he gets quite emotional in front of you once he knows that he’s safe to do so, and he tells you things about himself and his feelings that he wouldn’t even dare to say out loud to another Olympian. Or sometimes he finds comfort in you when he needs to get away from their arguments and toxicity.

[m-altium7]

I can image Hermes with level 1000 impatience, like he could not wait for the life of him.

Also, Hermes and Triton are totally chill, like, besties level chill. They'd prank any poor unsuspecting soul together and totally put the blame on each other. I think their favorite pranking buddy would be Thanatos, but most of the time he'd be their victim.

[rukia-writes]

Could I request Ares and Hermes with an s/o who wakes up early every morning to clean the house/palace because that’s what they were taught to do at a young age? Luv your writing btw!

Thank you 😊 for loving my writing 🎀

🧼 Ares sleeps until nearly noon. His s/o has already cleaned the whole house palace by the time he’s up.

🧼Ares likes that his s/o likes to clean because both he and Zeus walk around barefoot. So the bottom of his feet are always clean.

🧼 Ares has offered to help many times, but he’s usually still sleeping. 💤

🧼 But! On the days he is up early he helps a lot by lifting heavy objects with ease for his s/o as they clean.

🧼 Ares will brag a lot about his s/o if someone compliments how clean the palace/house is.

🧼 Omg, Ares is always the first to scold someone if they track dirt in the home/palace. If Ares sees dirt he has swept up the dirt with a broom before and it was the most Adorable sight ever, because Ares is a lot taller than the broom. 🎀

🧼 Ares 🤝 a s/o that cleans

🧼Appreciates his s/o a lot as it makes his jobs so much easier.

🧼 It also doesn’t matter how early his s/o decides to get up and clean, he 100% doesn’t mind. Hermès most likely starts his day just as early.

🧼 When Hermès says “Thank you” he means that shit.

🧼 There are occasions where Hermès helps his s/o clean up, just so they can spend quality time, get a few pointers and so they don’t have to spend all day cleaning. Because he knows the gods can be a little messy sometimes.

🧼Hermès has had a “talk” with certain gods about leaving dirt/trash around the palace/home.

🧼 Like Ares he does brag a little if someone compliments how clean the palace/home is.

🧼 Please- he also knows when his s/o is almost out of cleaning of supplies so he gets more for them. Hermès is quick about it too. 🎀

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[underworldreaderinserts]

Hope you are doing well this Christmas! And happy holidays!

If you wouldn't mind, could we get some relationship headcanons for Ares, Hermes, and Dionysus? They can be with a gender neutral reader so all can enjoy.

Happy belated Holidays! Thank you so much for your good wishes, dear Anon♡ Of course you can have relationship headcanons. Honestly, I’ve been thirsting for content on the Olympian gods (and I have a number of requests for them that I’m working on in drafts, so there’s more to look out for~), ESPECIALLY these three, omg. So thank you for this gift, love♡ -- Ryan, an actual simp

Ares:

✧ Three words: haughty, territorial, refined. 

✧ Look, he’s kind of boastful. Any chance he gets to flex in front of you, he’d take it. Like a wolf to a bleeding steak.

          ✧ Has a very casual and subtle way of displaying his vanity, but there’s just something in how he woos you, and how you fawn that has him constantly just boasting about himself (or his wars).

          ✧ Ares is also not above bragging about you to his family, knowing that you’ve chosen the superior Olympian (in his words). These are definitely fighting words, and he knows it.

               ✧ He welcomes the opportunity to start a war for you and in your name.

✧ Also him being seemingly emotionally detached, but you’re the only one that can read and understand his subtleties and nuances of speech or body language.

✧ There are certain things that his war-crazed, violence-driven mind makes him very much d e n s e in terms of a relationship, but it’s fun to watch things click and sink in. 

     ✧ He doesn’t traditionally fluster like most people do, he’s too refined for that.

          ✧ Though sometimes you might get a moment where in front of you, and only in front of you, does he allow all inhibitions to fall -- and you might see him blush or stutter a little.

✧ Always, always, always gives you compliments by comparing whatever it is to war, blood, and death and guts. Yet, he somehow makes them sound romantic and flattering.

✧ High end dates. Ares is very much a refined, noble presence, and I don’t see him treating you any less than the treatment he’d expect for himself. 

     ✧ Expect to be pampered, dare I say even spoiled, by Ares

Hermes:

✧ Soft. Cute. Cuddly. F l u f f y.

     ✧ Let’s face it, he’s adorable and s o f t, and I daresay even a little bit playful and mischievous.

✧ For someone so fluid and fast paced, he kinda stutters a bit in a relationship.

     ✧ One of my favorite mental images is catching his attention and causing him to come to a full fledged stop (that has even Zagreus amazed at such a feat).

          ✧ No, seriously, though, it’s so new and such a change of pace from what he’s used to, he’d have all these sorts of hiccups and stutters in both actions and speech when he’s with you.

✧ He acts pretty cocky, but not without discretion.

     ✧ He’s rather confident in himself, but it doesn’t pass the line of vanity, not like Ares would, or even Dionysus to an extent. This sort of confidence gives him the bravery he needs in your relationship.

✧ Putting his speed to good use, he would make the most time he could to come see you.

✧ Hermes is quite the adventurous type, and outdoor activities would be best suited for dates with him.

     ✧ Expect cute park dates, or hiking trips, or camping, or stargazing...

          ✧ Holding hands, cuddling up to each other, enjoying the symphony of nature’s sounds -- rustling leaves, insects chirping, and the fire crackling as you both enjoy a romantic evening together.

Dionysus:

✧ Carefree, entertaining, languid, yet passionate. And on the other hand; partaking in lavish, indulgent, extraordinary parties. 

     ✧ Of course, Dionysus would have feasts thrown for you, in your name or in his love for you. Partaking in parties in general, but being the general focus of the party due namely to Dionysus himself.

          ✧ And these parties scale a spectrum from sophisticated and formal, to wine and dining, to casual gatherings and feasts.

✧ He’s an extremely understanding partner, and I feel deep in my core would have oodles of patience.

     ✧ He’d always have the time to lend an ear to your troubles, and would be a really big comfort and even help you diffuse any kind of tension drama (or absolutely encourage it, who am I kidding). But he’s got ways to help loosen that tension (winks in wine but also w i n k).

✧ He’s soft AND h0rny all in one (if not evidenced by the above statement), but I think that’s because he loves with his heart, mind, and body all at once.

     ✧ He’s always a flirt, especially after you’re both official. That will never stop, ever. But whether it’s smooth or not could be arguable.

✧ But having Dionysus as a partner would be genuinely rewarding.

     ✧ Between the two of you, you’d never experience a boring day. As high-spirited as he is, he’d find some way to turn monotonous daily routines into a game, or something for amusement.

✧ Though I don’t doubt he shares his (half-)brother’s playfulness and love of adventure, Dionysus is very laid-back in comparison to Hermes’s fast-paced nature, and would take his time with you.

     ✧ Days and nights equally spent with Dionysus would be slow-paced and deliberate. It doesn’t matter how long the activity takes to do, or if there’s not even an activity to do, and he’s just spending time with you.

          ✧ Leisurely strolls, party dates, or theater dates are your go-tos outside of your residence. But Dionysus would not be opposed to staying in, having you lean on him -- curled against him, chatting -- with a glass of wine in your hands and a nice fire going. Sharing real, tender moments with you.

✧ Expect a respectable flirt, with a real romantic approach to dates. Someone who would turn anything into a fun time♡

[jettingtothemoon]

can i request nsfw hermes x HUGE tease fem! s/o? i just can't stop thinking of him gettin all desperate as his s/o only responds with "shh i know, darling, i know" and still going slow regardless just because they adore his reaction.

a/n: i wasn’t sure if this was a headcanon request or a oneshot/drabble request so i just made it a headcanon. i hope you like it ^-^

you really loved hermes

what you loved more, was the way he squirmed when you teased him

running your hands along his body all too slowly

lightly dragging your nails across his skin

kissing him everywhere but his lips

his cheek, behind his ear, his neck, his chest

all little kisses, most lasting but a second

occasionally, one would linger

your lips would burn against his skin

his own hands gently resting on your hips as he let you take control

you loved to take it slow, to push him for as long as you could

you’d let him touch you, a little

swatting his hands away every now and then with a tut as he grew more desperate

desperate because he needed you

“y/n...“

you’d cup his face, gently tangle your fingers into his hair as you shushed him

lips to his ear, warm breath against his skin

“i know, darling, i know.“

he would lean into your every touch like you were a drug

he just wanted to hold you, to touch you, to kiss you

to love you

he was patient, oh so patient

but he couldn’t take it much longer

“please.“ he’d whine, nudging his head towards your own

a few minutes more and you’d give in

you loved how he looked so desperate, how he pined for you

just a few more minutes and you were all his

he just had to hold out until then

[anasuisprisonwife]

Facesitting headcannons with a afab s/o for Hermes, Melone, and Risotto? Feral horny gang unite y'all! Also I was the one who has the first Hermes ask you answered and yes, that other anon is on to sum. Mrs Sticker makes me SO GAY

bless u for bringin hermes lovin onto this blog anon 🙏

not safe 4 twerk:

HERMES:

Since she’s confident in her oral skills, Hermes loves asking you to sit upon her face, not minding if you take her for a rougher ride.

If you’re cautious with her in your position, Hermes will demand that you treat her with more intensity, hoping that you might get a little bossy with her.

With your most intimate region pressed against her face, Hermes firmly runs her tongue between your slit while working her lips around you at the same time.

Hoping to get a surprised reaction out of you, Hermes penetrates you with her tongue, reaching deeper inside than you would have ever imagined.

MELONE:

Melone practically begs you to sit on his face, wanting to feel powerless beneath you. He even admits that your taste is genuinely delightful.

His efforts come mostly from his tongue, exploring everything it can possibly reach. If it wasn’t evident while kissing Melone, you now realize what an unusually long tongue he has.

More than anything though, Melone wants you to suffocate him with your thighs. He purposely buries his nose into your flesh, occasionally giving himself a moment to catch his breath.

Melone’s pretty vocal regardless of his lack of oxygen, and his moans resonate within you for an extra sensation.

RISOTTO:

Risotto finds it adorable that you would like to take charge in the bedroom for a change. Even though he could easily lift you from his face with his strong arms, Risotto allows you to ride him however you please.

While you grind against his mouth, Risotto engulfs your crevice with his lips to consume you with impressive suction.

At times, he’ll hoist you an inch into the air with his face alone to apply maximum pressure and to remind you who’s actually in charge.

Once you’ve made it to your resolution, Risotto lifts you into his arms with ease to show you his enormous, hardened bulge, letting you know that it’s your turn to put your mouth to work.

[mvndrvke-archive]

i’m too lazy to make a proper banner for headcanons but since gods can choose whatever mortal form they want, hermes makes the decision to look as old as he does ( sorry andré ) rather than making himself appear younger. why? to try and make orpheus’ life easier. sure, the kid is raised by a god, but he wants to grow up with orpheus, or at least give the appearance that he is to make orpheus’ life a little more normal.

[stumacherstan]

I would ask for some shit with Hermes, cause he's probably my favorite, but I named my dog Hermes and it's weird now 😂

Hermes x Reader Headcanons:

Hermes literally worships the ground you walk on

He’s the softest around you and everyone knows it

He’s known as the prankster and he’ll just passionately tells you how they’ll play out

He definitely noticed the loving attentive stare and the heart eyes while he speaks

It makes him go red and stumble over his words

He’s not use to it.

Hermes can literally take you anywhere in the world. At first he had to close your eyes when flying bc you would feel dizzy

Now it’s a beautiful thing you guys do together

The only pranks he plays on you are loving ones

Oh no! You opened the door! Flower petals fall on you

Oh no! You slipped on that water and you’ve fallen into his arms

Tbh the other gods sometimes gag about it

You’re so smitten with it and with him in general

Hera was jealous of the relationship but didn’t interfere out of respect

Honestly, the honey moon is an everyday thing

Seen as THAT COUPLE at parties

In a cute way tho