#hes unhinged

[batmansbasement]

Batman, at a Justice League meeting: Everyone, meet Robin, he's my...er...sidekick. He will be aiding us today.

Justice League, in shock:

Superman: Batman, that is a child. Isn't he a little young to be involved in our type of life?

Batman, giving the most exasperated sigh anyone in the room has ever heard, and catching everyone off gaurd: Yes. Yes, he is. He's supposed to be in bed right now. I put him to bed three hours ago. Then I got to the Watchtower, and he was there.

The Flash: What, you mean a seasoned vigilante who's fought longer than this kids been alive couldn't catch him sneaking out? I call bull.

Batman, giving Flash the most tired glare any person has ever worn ever: You try and stop him

9 year old Dick Grayson, holding a taser (Bruce doesn't know how he acquired it), eating from a bag of lucky charms, and grinning from ear to ear at the flash: Try me Bitch.

Batman: *Sighs*

[lizardpersonyknow]

YES Tim Drake is unhinged

YES he found Batman in the garbage

YES he did run over ras al ghuls men with a giant penny the first time he met ras

YES ras now wants Tim as his heir/wants Tim's DNA to make an heir

What isn't clicking????

[wednesdayday]

he’s decided to speak the truth lmao

and like i totally get that, that’s probably the reason why he’s slowly getting rid of the eurovision-green

[delulupop]

What do you think he’s telling her?

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I made a good handful of girl dad Astarion sketches so let the good times roll.

I couldn’t think of what to put as the quote because I’m posting this very late at night and should be sleeping but this game owns me now 🤪 so it’s a free-for-all. What would Astarion be pointing at and telling his child?

[punished-bylove]

Barty's the kind of insane to when he gets a cut he licks the blood and calls it 'recycling'

[feraltwinkseb]

Pierre Gasly on the Grand Canal at the Venetian Hotel November 15, 2023 - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA Source: James Moy/Alamy Live News

[sybersepticeye]

hes watching

[braverytattoos]

ok harry sang sweet creature ok so how about next show he sings 18, then next its home, then how about next if i could fly, then maybe after that they dont know about us as the finale????????????????