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Lily: Sorry, I suppose sometimes I can be a bit bossy.

Peter: Suppose?

Sirius: Sometimes?

Remus: A bit?

James: ...I value my life too much to contribute to this.

Ravenclaw: Dude, you're sick. You need to rest.

Slytherin: No! I've been procrastinating for two weeks on this project, I need to finish now!

Ravenclaw: No, you're going to take a nap.

Slytherin: NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CUASE' I'M LEAVING!

Ravenclaw: Where are you going now?

Slytherin: I FINISHED MY PROJECT, NOW I'M GOING THE GYM!

Ravenclaw: BITCH WHAT THE FU-

[results for finals]

Ravenclaw: Look! I got a 98%! I knew I could do it.

Slytherin: I got a 99%! Thanks for helping me study, by the way. It helped me a lot. We were close, but I’ve still got you beat!

Ravenclaw:

Remus: You're an idiot

Sirius: But you love me, right??

Remus: [trying to play hard to get] Mmmm.....

Sirius: what... moony... moony noooooo.. I love you endlessly.. light of my life.. honeypie please.. Moonyyy *tearing up*

Remus: oKaY FinE i love you alright?? for the love of all things good just please stop crying

Sirius: ;))

Slytherin: How am I an intimidating Slytherin? The worst I do is take pictures of you sleeping.

Gryffindor: You what?!

Draco: ahahaha Potter it's MY name in the Hogwarts motto not yours

Dumbledore: attention Hogwarts students, we have now changed the school motto to 'potter dormiens' etc, thank you for your time and understanding

Draco: . . .

Remus: Just be yourself.

Sirius: “Be myself”? Moony, I have one day to win over your parents. How long did it take you guys to start liking me?

James: Couple of weeks.

Peter: A few months.

Lily: The jury is still out on that one.

Sirius: See? “Be myself”. Honestly, what kind of garbage advice is that?

James: YOU ARE AN ANGEL AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU FOR EXISTING! YOU ARE THE BESTEST PERSON ALIVE!

Remus: You’re yelling nice things at me and it’s confusing.

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