The lifelong sexual tension between me and neglect of hygiene
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The lifelong sexual tension between me and neglect of hygiene
going to shower who wants to tell me that im doing a good job at being hygienic
why is basic hygiene lowkey hard asf 💔
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Noob doesn’t want to go in, it scares them, they don’t like the feeling of getting wet just to be too cold for anything, why can’t guest understand that as they cry and scream for help? Why do they yell at them and call them stuff? Why don’t they listen? They refuse to shower unless they can listen to their favourite show and be fully clothed after. Noob hates Guest for this.
Y'all I put lotion on after two consecutive showers this is uncharted territory
Was struggling to actually get up and go shower as I fo so I decided to do the weird thing and pretended that my little G3 MLP Mermaid Pinkie Pie figurine was cheerfully encouraging me to go shower, gently teasing me calling me a stinky boy. I also imagined her instructing me through the process of rubbing off all the dead skin that accumulated through the week, cleaning my body with soap, putting the shampoo in my hair etc. All while she cheers me on.
Now I’m clean and she’s very proud of me <3
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