#i hate peter

[definitelynotdistorter]

If you don't distort Peter Griffin he might manifest EGO and I think that is much worse

No because to manifest Ego he has to resist the voice of distortion (me)

And if I don't talk to him he can't manifest. Besides that Chud would definitely become a peccatulum

[alottajester]

I LOVE YOU PIETRO!!!! IDK WHY THEY CALLED YOU PETER IN THE FOX XMEN MOVIES!!!!!!!!

[pxrty-crxsher]

“You’re such a handsome boy.” Lily smiled, kissing little Harry’s head and fixing his shirt over his belly, sitting criss-cross next to James.

Harry was dressed up for Halloween that night, as a little bumblebee. Black and yellow striped shirt and a black headband with antennas.

James was a lady bug, his cheap red cotton shirt having black, sharpied in spots. And his wonderful Lily was a butterfly, wearing a blue blouse, fairy wings and antennas. Her red hair was curled and had flowers in it.

Harry squealed and giggled, clutching his mama’s hair when there was a knock on the door.

James grinned, “must be the trick or treater’s, they’re early tonight.” He said, getting up and grabbing the candy bowl.

He opened the door and almost dropped it to the ground, clutching it. “Trick or.. Peter.” He whispered, staring at him and the figure that had his hand on his shoulder.

“Pete.. what are you..” James’s glance darted between Peter’s eyes and his shoulder where a thin, pale hand rested, digging crescents beneath the black cloak.

Peter just stared, he didn’t say anything at all. He looked unforgiving.. but most of all, scared.

James’s face grew pale and tears formed in his eyes.. but he would protect his family with his life.

James turned to his wife, “Lily! Take Harry and run! It’s him- he’s here!” He stumbled back and grabbed his wand from his pocket, dropping the candy bowl, “I’ll hold them off.”

Then there was a flash of green and Lily ran for her little boy’s life, tears in her eyes and trying to soothe her son. Little Harry who hadn’t done a thing to anyone.

[geese-consumer]

Lol here’s some dsaf headcanons

Them windows in Jack’s house stay unlocked for yknow who

Dave will just grab sportsy (not like that) randomly. Just casual wrist or shoulder grabs and touches

Dave is oddly flexible, it’s how he gets into the vents

Jack doesn’t leave the house that much besides for work. He’ll stay in during the nights and his off days just jerking off or whatever

Dave has freakishly long hands

Caroline and Jack HATED each other

Dave couldn’t give a fuck about the other two Kennedy siblings. He doesn’t hate them, he’s just very neutral

Dee hates having her hair up (I love projecting)

Peter left Jack and Dee behind after the their parents died to fuck off and start a family with Caroline

Jack hates Caroline because he blames her for Peter leaving, Caroline hates Jack cause she thinks Jack forced Peter away from Dee. Peter is lying to both of them

Peter is a bitch

I hate Peter

Harry loves tea berry ice cream because TEA BERRY IS THE BEST ICE CREAM AND I SAID SO.

Oscar and Dsaf 3 neutral Jack definitely hook up

This is all right cause I said so

[gracefullymaddening]

wolfstar will never fail to shatter my heart irreparably

[maxedry-art]

Cool martin sketch I did at school today :)

OK, so I'm probably gonna redraw this digitally but I've had a ton of exams coming my way and literally all I want to do is draw tma fanart but I CANT BECAUSE I HAVE TO REVISE.

Anyways, hope this feeds the tma fandom considering the kick-starter for tma 2 just got released while I revise.

[cantfightfatetoo]

She was brilliant. She was beautiful. And she was punished for it.

REBECCA JESSEL

The Haunting of Bly Manor

[thesassy-mia]

Hogsmeade:

Remus: *makes weird sign with hand*

Sirius: *makes an even weirder sign back*

Peter: What are they doing?

James: They came up with a secret language when they aren’t on speaking terms.

Remus: *aggressively makes sign and stops foot*

Sirius: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW REMUS!!!!